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Dang Laser

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Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 18h
tuning in for the nightly stream of Tom Coughlin walking chat through his Valheim fortress
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Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 23h
thank you @matthewbriancohen.com for sharing this with me: Mike Tomlin's walkthrough of his decade plus in the making minecraft city www.youtube.com/watch?v=_h_p...
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EP 1: ROOFTOPS, PENTHOUSES, AND URBAN LIVING
YouTube video by Mike Tomlin
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Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
there's a TV station in the Netherlands called the Mr. Bean Cartoon Channel or something and it only plays episodes of the Mr. Bean Cartoon. also for some reason whenever I turn my TV on it's set to that channel. also there's a Mr. Bean cartoon.
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Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i had an idea so powerful at dinner that kelsey said "that's actually a really good idea" to me which she has never said in the 7 years we've been married. that idea? a planet hollywood / hard rock cafe style restaurant that is anime themed.
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Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it's that time of year again. when LinkedIn reminds me to congratulate my friend who died from a heroin overdose 10 years ago on his work anniversary
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Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You're absolutely right. Charlie Brown did have hoes. I told you that wasn't true and it is. That's my mistake.
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Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
why are you still tweeting? only two people in history ever got jobs from tweeting. elon musk and the shit my dad says guy.
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Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining. i have a weather app for that. just shut up and keep pissing
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Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining. i have a weather app for that. just shut up and keep pissing
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Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
it worked with The Office so I'm glad to see we're trying a US remake of a British classic again
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Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
accidentally plugged tilly norwood into game genie and now she's got unlimited ammo 🫪
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Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
accidentally plugged tilly norwood into game genie and now she's got unlimited ammo 🫪
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Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
time for my yearly pitch for the film Yesterday, which is one of the few movies brave enough to devote an entire scene to the idea of how much Ed Sheeran sucks
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Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
big week for me, a guy who looks like a cross between Macklemore and Ed Sheeran
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Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
it worked with The Office so I'm glad to see we're trying a US remake of a British classic again
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
imagine a divorce so bad it turns you into mickey rourke
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Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the lamest nerds are destroying the world. the cruelest jocks are destroying the world. what we need now more than ever is a world leader who is goth.
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Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
please attend my webinar...said the spider to the fly
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Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I've come to slowly realise that Bright, my new script, if made well, could potentially be my Star Wars, and it feels crazy.
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Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i'm at the park right now and there's a bunch of guys doing sports. they are all pretty muscular and athletic looking but it's clear that none of them have actually ever played sports for real. it's not like watching kids exactly. more like watching those horrible tesla robots. best show in town.
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Billy Domineau 🇵🇸 @billydomineau.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
9/11 is a great day to reread my viral Seinfeld spec and to remember I’m one of the most talented TV writers available to write for your show. I have $225k in student loans and my family is about to pay OOP for my dad’s post-stroke rehab, so you’d better believe I’m gonna give you my best!
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Read This: A darkly comedic Seinfeld spec script set days after 9/11
Read This: A darkly comedic Seinfeld spec script set days after 9/11
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Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
when i invented AI it was just supposed to be a fun way to connect with my nephews i never meant for all this
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Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
of course it seems obvious that they were gonna do 9/11 on september 11th, but hindsight is 20/20. back then we didn't know what the numbers represented
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Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
wake me up when chatgpt can discover a way to get my husband to ask for director!
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Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I believe there is a 10% chance that in the near future all of humanity will be killed by supdog
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Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
9/11 is almost on Friday the 13th this year...spooky!
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Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
excited for the first football player named after a card from agricola
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Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
the groove is coming from inside the heart!
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Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
happy sweet pussato season
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Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
when Charles Barkley dies - which will NEVER happen - this is what I'll be posting youtu.be/3PD4XsoeNZU?...
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Charles Barkley Roasting San Antonio Women For Eight Minutes Straight...
YouTube video by Dat Balla Productions
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Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
just went to uni qlo and they are keeping all the good shirts locked behind a paywall
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Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
we need a hawk tuah girl of the left
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Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
just enshittified my toilet
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Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I've been playing a lot of GTA VI and while I don't condone the gun violence, I appreciate the increased focus they've put on bathroom needs management - poopoo, peepee, and so on
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Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"women be acting all like zombies at the mall"
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Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
ok hear me out
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Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
humanity has developed a system where you can give some people money and in return they give you this. AI could never
Some pizzas
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Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
been sick the last few days and have been rewatching the fine works that make up the RLCU (Robert Langdon Cinematic Universe)
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
when people talk about the ai community they mean guys who look like background extras from blade doing hours long youtube videos about fake hiking deaths
some sickly looking youtuber with an ill-considered necklace The WORST Karen Hiking Deaths Ever
Recorded!
The Worst HIKING Influencer Deaths Ever :
Recorded..Hiking Deaths That Deserve Darwin
Awards
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Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
websites shouldn't have a black background. websites should have a white background.
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Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
"tibia mariner" - seems pretty weird to you and me but to the people of elden ring that's just a normal guy
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Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
matt damon put his whole odussy into that performance
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Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
if your favorite dance move is the worm and your favorite TV show is the voice... you might be lisan al gaib
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Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
ah yes, the fab four: Charles Manson, Charles Manson, Charles Manson, and Young Jason Schwartzman
that shot from the new Beatles movie where they all look dumb
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Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
the sandwich enjoyer has logged on
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Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
if your mom makes you sandwiches for lunch...out of real sand...you might be lisan al gaib
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Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
candy is Norway is a bit more advanced than what we are used to
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