Reposted by big spooky cheeseThe Onion @theonion.com · 08/10/2026Starbucks Announces New Teen-Free Hours For Nervous Adults Who Just Want To Redeem Birthday Reward theonion.com/starbucks-announces-ne… 13118272
big spooky cheese @bagelgremlin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026we got overrun by teens at work today. two straight hours of kids yelling in the aisles and eating every scrap of prepared food in the building 120
big spooky cheese @bagelgremlin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026frankly you should all be reading swan boy 020
big spooky cheese @bagelgremlin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026tried chocolate covered largueta almonds today and my GOD those little bastards are so good 000
big spooky cheese @bagelgremlin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026a dear friend and I are planning our own redwall inspired feast this fall. following this bot is basically research 210
big spooky cheese @bagelgremlin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026snickerdoodles in the oven. cranberry orange shortbread dough in the fridge. pasta with spicy sausage & vodka sauce on deck. beer in hand. crushing this sunday 030
big spooky cheese @bagelgremlin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026philadelphia sports continue to disappoint (but not surprise) me. century of humiliation ass 100
big spooky cheese @bagelgremlin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026got a lil taste of flyers hockey over the weekend (specifically an embarrassing loss to the caps) 140
Reposted by big spooky cheeselauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 27/09/2026synthesizing the afternoon discourses: only philadelphia sports fans have the willpower to save the colorado river 92157
Reposted by big spooky cheesePip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻 106198426638
big spooky cheese @bagelgremlin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026the geographically closest coffee shop to the house is a mere block and change away. the coffee is really high quality! unfortunately every time I go in there I feel like an extremely uncool beetle under a very hip microscope 110
Reposted by big spooky cheeseraisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 12/06/2024younger trader joes cashier: have you tried these scallion pancakes yet me: (with the terrified sternness of a third grader with one line in the play) It’s Giving Dinner 375795
Reposted by big spooky cheeseChuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026can you feel it in the air? 25963222
big spooky cheese @bagelgremlin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026does anyone else remember working for chacha (the text service) in the late aughts 010
big spooky cheese @bagelgremlin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026the dnc will not stop deadnaming me over text or in emails which is both very annoying and very funny 110
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Reposted by big spooky cheeseNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 12/09/202661 degrees right now and a high of 74. 1159419
big spooky cheese @bagelgremlin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026smacked by a wave of Everyone Else Buy House. I wish to also have house 151
Reposted by big spooky cheeselauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 31/08/2026the turkey club- lettuce and bacon from the old world, turkey and tomatoes from the new- is a perfect synthesis of the columbian exchange and will probably be reinvented from first principles dozens of times in the future as civilizations crumble and rise anew 30125797
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Reposted by big spooky cheeseKendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Evil people have to start dying RIGHT NOW 1942581208
Reposted by big spooky cheeseLiz @stayathomecommie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026RIP to two of the best to ever do it 1979073216
Reposted by big spooky cheesethe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 25/08/2026in heaven she will finally get the respect she deserves 141172
big spooky cheese @bagelgremlin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026finally got our tv stand and assembled it yesterday. all we need now is tip straps for the tv. soon I will be able to play video james in the living room!!! 160
big spooky cheese @bagelgremlin.bsky.social · 19/08/2026listening to an indie aughts playlist and my god we had it so good 110
Reposted by big spooky cheeseThe Mask of the Red Jeph @ass.golf · 17/08/2026ass so fat they use it as a backstop at the shooting range 3453
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big spooky cheese @bagelgremlin.bsky.social · 16/08/2026did my at home pt, even found my resistance bands. Everyone May Now Clap 050
big spooky cheese @bagelgremlin.bsky.social · 16/08/2026everyone gets a turn monopolizing the new couch today 050
big spooky cheese @bagelgremlin.bsky.social · 16/08/2026gave up looking for the keys, so much so that we sold the car about it 140
Reposted by big spooky cheeseThe Onion @theonion.com · 14/08/2026Report: It Time To Give Up theonion.com/report-it-time-to-give… 321107120
big spooky cheese @bagelgremlin.bsky.social · 14/08/2026blasting ribs by lorde, max volume, in the parking garage at 5 am 120
big spooky cheese @bagelgremlin.bsky.social · 10/08/2026first day back at work after a week off. strongly considering Just Going Home 030
Reposted by big spooky cheeseJack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Stop calling me an amateur. I've been doing this for decades. I'm incompetent. 62776874
big spooky cheese @bagelgremlin.bsky.social · 07/08/2026baking a cake for my mother in law. if I do a bad job she will maybe be disappointed, perhaps a fate impossibly worse than death 130
big spooky cheese @bagelgremlin.bsky.social · 06/08/2026there are so many raisins in the bottom of the Raisin Bran bag that this final bowl is almost too sweet. in other news it’s time to midsommar me for being too old or whatever 000
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