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big spooky cheese

@bagelgremlin.bsky.social
174 followers 65 following 685 posts

lover of philadelphia, hockey, spouse and cat (but perhaps not in that order).

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big spooky cheese @bagelgremlin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
as someone in a walkie talkie at work career i gotta say nothing brings more joy than goofing off on them
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big spooky cheese @bagelgremlin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
somewhat related confession, as the credits rolled my spouse was like “wow phoebe bridgers was impressive” and THAT’s when I realized who was playing the other decoy
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big spooky cheese @bagelgremlin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
phil of delphia sports I am BEGGING YOU
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big spooky cheese @bagelgremlin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
flyers please i’m begging you
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/10/2026
Starbucks Announces New Teen-Free Hours For Nervous Adults Who Just Want To Redeem Birthday Reward theonion.com/starbucks-announces-ne…
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big spooky cheese @bagelgremlin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
and then a younger coworker asked me what high school was like in the 90s so if anyone needs me I will be crumbling into dust
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big spooky cheese @bagelgremlin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
we got overrun by teens at work today. two straight hours of kids yelling in the aisles and eating every scrap of prepared food in the building
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big spooky cheese @bagelgremlin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
frankly you should all be reading swan boy
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big spooky cheese @bagelgremlin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
tried chocolate covered largueta almonds today and my GOD those little bastards are so good
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big spooky cheese @bagelgremlin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
we’re getting allocated a new gouda at work that’s got walnuts, hazelnuts, and fenugreek in it. rest assured it will have a place on the table (unless it sucks)
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big spooky cheese @bagelgremlin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
a dear friend and I are planning our own redwall inspired feast this fall. following this bot is basically research
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big spooky cheese @bagelgremlin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
hi, quick question. what the fuck
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big spooky cheese @bagelgremlin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
imagine being at a bar and this guy sidles up to you, turns on the charm. you’re hitting it off until he proceeds to order the weirdest drink imaginable right in front of you
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big spooky cheese @bagelgremlin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
he wasn’t talking about a dog. he was talking about a marine
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big spooky cheese @bagelgremlin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
a mojito? with… cranberry and chardonnay…??
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big spooky cheese @bagelgremlin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
snickerdoodles in the oven. cranberry orange shortbread dough in the fridge. pasta with spicy sausage & vodka sauce on deck. beer in hand. crushing this sunday
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big spooky cheese @bagelgremlin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
however tk yelling “are you fucking insane” at a ref did bring me joy and a renewed sense of endearment. that’s my special boy
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big spooky cheese @bagelgremlin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
philadelphia sports continue to disappoint (but not surprise) me. century of humiliation ass
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big spooky cheese @bagelgremlin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This was the post I joined the patreon for and I was Not disappointed
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 1, Episode 6
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big spooky cheese @bagelgremlin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
fucking excuse me
screenshot of autocorrect attempting to suggest “everypony” instead of “everyone”
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big spooky cheese @bagelgremlin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
vibrating with excitement for HOCKEY SEASON everyone is ready for HOCKEY SEASON
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big spooky cheese @bagelgremlin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
got a lil taste of flyers hockey over the weekend (specifically an embarrassing loss to the caps)
a wide shot of a philadelphia flyers preseason game, wherein the flyers are losing 5-1 to the washington capitals
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 27/09/2026
synthesizing the afternoon discourses: only philadelphia sports fans have the willpower to save the colorado river
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big spooky cheese @bagelgremlin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
look, until I win the lottery I can’t afford an at home linea mini so just lemme get back there and make my own drink and I’ll be on my way
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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big spooky cheese @bagelgremlin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the geographically closest coffee shop to the house is a mere block and change away. the coffee is really high quality! unfortunately every time I go in there I feel like an extremely uncool beetle under a very hip microscope
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big spooky cheese @bagelgremlin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Scottie on the Scottie bed!!
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raisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 12/06/2024
younger trader joes cashier: have you tried these scallion pancakes yet me: (with the terrified sternness of a third grader with one line in the play) It’s Giving Dinner
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
can you feel it in the air?
cover of THE HANDSOME PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF AUTUMN TURNS ME GAY featuring a handsome man on the left taking off his shirt and on the right there is an already shirtless man with a PUMPKIN HEAD there are orange leaves all around them
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big spooky cheese @bagelgremlin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
does anyone else remember working for chacha (the text service) in the late aughts
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big spooky cheese @bagelgremlin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
my fault for still receiving them I guess? but come on you guys
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big spooky cheese @bagelgremlin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
the dnc will not stop deadnaming me over text or in emails which is both very annoying and very funny
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蟹のオーパーツ @kaniopa.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
5枚以上でカルーセル表示になったみたいなので実験
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
61 degrees right now and a high of 74.
Nic Cage coming off the plane in Con Air
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big spooky cheese @bagelgremlin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
smacked by a wave of Everyone Else Buy House. I wish to also have house
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ddiiggss @ddiiggss.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
lmao
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 31/08/2026
the turkey club- lettuce and bacon from the old world, turkey and tomatoes from the new- is a perfect synthesis of the columbian exchange and will probably be reinvented from first principles dozens of times in the future as civilizations crumble and rise anew
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beck @bitingteeth.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
dear god please give me ten thousand dollars
a dog says his prayers
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Evil people have to start dying RIGHT NOW
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Liz @stayathomecommie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
RIP to two of the best to ever do it
dolly parton in the 80s in black lingerie with red trim with garters and stockings dolly parton again in red lingerie with a garter belt and stockings tim curry in rocky horror picture show in a sparkly garter belt and lingerie too tim curry posing with a black jacket and his stockinged legs extended to show off black stilettos
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
in heaven she will finally get the respect she deserves
dolly parton: NOBODY NOTICES I'VE GOT a GREAT ASS TOO
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big spooky cheese @bagelgremlin.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
NOT DOLLY :-(
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big spooky cheese @bagelgremlin.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
truly an ideal spouse perk
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big spooky cheese @bagelgremlin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
also, look back at it
the same fat tortie cat on the same tv stand from earlier but now she is looking over her shoulder
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big spooky cheese @bagelgremlin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
finally got our tv stand and assembled it yesterday. all we need now is tip straps for the tv. soon I will be able to play video james in the living room!!!
a wooden tv stand with a fat tortoiseshell cat sitting on it
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big spooky cheese @bagelgremlin.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
animal collective was not a fun show in person but that doesn’t mean my girls doesn’t still hit like a freight train
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big spooky cheese @bagelgremlin.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
listening to an indie aughts playlist and my god we had it so good
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big spooky cheese @bagelgremlin.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
today is no exception
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big spooky cheese @bagelgremlin.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
my most used reaction image of all time
cow standing in the ocean, looking out at the waves. text just says “MAN”
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