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Badmouth @badmouthmorris.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

Ocean bioscientologists: “Don’t worry about sharks! Those living embodiments of the hell & wrath the ocean is capable of only ever bite you because they were confused & thought you looked like a seal! Don’t worry about it.” Sharks: “I eat once every three months. Everything is a fucking seal.”

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Badmouth @badmouthmorris.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

I get blinded by rage every time someone tries to paint farmers as salt of the earth toilers. That’s like asking me to think Ticketmaster is part of the band.

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Badmouth @badmouthmorris.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie Fou14een

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Badmouth @badmouthmorris.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

I’m not usually one for super hero movies, But The Batman with Robert Pattinson is really good so far. Unfortunately it’s 3hrs long. So I won’t finish if for another week or so.

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Badmouth @badmouthmorris.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

Anyone excited about AI has never had to call CVS to just to ask how late the pharmacy is open. Fuck you, #CVS May you continue to be the first chain to burn in every riot.

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Badmouth @badmouthmorris.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

🎵 Raw I'mma give it to ya, with no trivia/Raw like cocaine straight from Bolivia 🎵

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wint @dril.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

the main concern is that with my genetic data the government can make a tiny clone of me that they can torture to get even more of my data

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Jen Bendery @jbendery.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

NEW: PublicSquare, a website that lets you search for businesses in your community that explicitly want you to know they endorse Trump/MAGA values, is backfiring as people use it to boycott those businesses. www.huffpost.com/entry/public...

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Website For MAGA-Friendly Businesses Backfires As People Use It For Boycotts

Social media posts about PublicSquare have gone viral as Trump critics use it to find companies not to support – the opposite of what the site was set up for.

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Badmouth @badmouthmorris.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

The hardest part about making a good call back is figuring out how to be funny in the first place.

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WintersDaemom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

I CANT STAND MALE PATTERN SADNESS

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Badmouth @badmouthmorris.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

Watch me procrastinate on OnlyPlans.

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

Kinda insane and shows how afraid the networks are of upsetting this administration that a guy who killed 7 people and wounded 48 with “47” literally tattooed on his face has all but been forgotten like there’s still not a very serious threat emanating from every pore of this pathetic cult

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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

i wake up. my smart coffee maker tells me that it's going to rain today and suggests an americano. i get out my Smart Creamer and ask the coffee maker to get brewing. i open my smart paper to see that stocks in Smart Toilets are falling. my tongue idly grazes the smart cyanide capsule on my tooth-

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Badmouth @badmouthmorris.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

I love watching scary movies with other people because I am forced to have the patience to just be present & get spooked like a normal person. Otherwise I’m watching scary movies at 1.5x speed & using trope, lighting, & musical cues to know when to play it at normal speed.

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Badmouth @badmouthmorris.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

Mimosa/brunch gang totally sleeping on the 40. Ditch the paper bag & put it in a champagne ice bucket & get you a cute glass if you’re feeling too trailer park.

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Badmouth @badmouthmorris.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

Googling: “can you get bird flu from a rotisserie chicken?” about three birds deep.

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Badmouth @badmouthmorris.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

I am a law professor in the same way Katy Perry is an astronaut. By which I mean, I bought a law & order VHS box set at a garage sale & I don’t know how to program the clock on this VCR that just ate three of the tapes.

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mayonnaise spookboy @paintedsky.ca · 22/04/2025

since this got labelled by some bullshit it is our moral duty to reskeet it

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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/04/2025

Trump Announces Seal Team 6 Killed U.S. Protester In Daring Overnight Raid

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Berlitz II. @vonmandelbrot.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

How did we get from "Do not use Wikipedia as a source" to "ask hallucinating chatbot everything"?

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Micah @rincewind.run · 21/04/2025

I need this guy to be somewhat decent as cardinals go so I can unironically root for Pope Pizzaballa

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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

If you’re looking to get in beach body shape have I found the routine for you

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Badmouth @badmouthmorris.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

me in the 2nd national security group chat

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

Honestly, me too.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

theonion.com/historians-q...

From The Onion:

Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society

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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

The idea that the fascists cannot be defeated is the core of all fascist propaganda if you are spreading it you are spreading fascist propaganda it's as simple as that Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

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Badmouth @badmouthmorris.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

Sundays as a union organizer working for the USPS.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/04/2025

Study Links Binge Eating To Stress, Contentment, Depression, Joy, Boredom, Anger, Relaxation theonion.com/study-l...

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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Showing up to work on time is *hard* -- no, scratch that, showing up to work *at all* is difficult.

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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 11/04/2025

Uh-oh, I depressed myself with my own posts again

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

Kurt Vonnegut man

Kurt Vonnegut tells his wife he's going out to buy an envelope:
"Oh, she says, well, you're not a poor man.
You know, why don't you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet?
And so I pretend not to hear her. And go out to get an envelope because I'm going to have a hell of a good time in the process of buying one envelope.
I meet a lot of people. And see some great looking babies. And a fire engine goes by.
And I give them the thumbs up. And I'll ask a woman what kind of dog that is. And, and I don't know. The moral of the story is — we're here on Earth to fart around
And, of course, the computers will do us out of that. And what the computer people don't realize, or they don't care, is we're dancing animals. You know, we love to move around.
And it's like we're not supposed to dance at all anymore."

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dr Quinn, medicine weirdo @pippibongsmoking.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

ever since I turned 40 I've been getting on my own damn nerves

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Badmouth @badmouthmorris.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

I know it’s super petty, But I think the thing that makes me resent the weird little guys @socialistdogmom.bsky.social brings to us the most is… How you weird little turds going to make me root for the cops? Come on, man.

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Badmouth @badmouthmorris.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

Had some helpers out on the route today.

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