Sign in

badhedgehog.bsky.social

@badhedgehog.bsky.social
622 followers 423 following 321 posts

My best bio was the one that said “I like pine trees, rally, and the delicious taste of egg.”

PostsRepliesMedia
badhedgehog.bsky.social @badhedgehog.bsky.social · 14h
RALLYING IS FUCKING INSANE
000
badhedgehog.bsky.social @badhedgehog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
More cute animal AI slop on the timeline. Barbara the sheep is not real, chaps.
061
Reposted by @badhedgehog.bsky.social
SMD's pension @anothersmd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The whole "small boats" issue is a problem created out of thin air by successive right wing governments and amplified by a racist media who don't want a single brown person in this country. It's so simple it fits in one post and I can add this sentence too.
1382119
Reposted by @badhedgehog.bsky.social
Pete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
‘If we give the fascists a little of what they want, they’ll be satisfied’ is a demonstrable, frequently exploded myth, yet is somehow also the basis for almost all social democratic politics in 2026.
09526
Reposted by @badhedgehog.bsky.social
Andrew MacKellar @hansoliton.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
This ADHD "Fuck-You-Mentary" thing has been on my mind lately. If they succeed in doing to ADHD meds what they did to puberty blockers, then I'm pretty sure this new part of my mind will go back to sleep, and my career will be over. Dunno how I'll deal with student debt if that happens.
220220
Reposted by @badhedgehog.bsky.social
MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
If you enjoyed this eclipse, you should pop the date of the next one in your colander.
25981199
Reposted by @badhedgehog.bsky.social
lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026
if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi
154128913255
Reposted by @badhedgehog.bsky.social
New-Cleckit Dominie @ncdominie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
This is just to say I have OCRed the text thet was in tne arch:ve and whicb yov were prabaldy seamhing for "breahtast" Fargme ms fheg mem debo:w5 sb ?mccf mmb 5c oc1b
7778512571
badhedgehog.bsky.social @badhedgehog.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Obviously the late Sid Waddell. Obviously.
010
Reposted by @badhedgehog.bsky.social
Metin Seven, Moon Child's dad 🌝 @seven.eurosky.social · 18/07/2026
Meme, showing two panels with two persons driving in cars.

Panel / person 1: "People in 1999 using the Internet as an escape from reality."

Panel / person 2: "People in 2026 using reality as an escape from the Internet."
63641949
Reposted by @badhedgehog.bsky.social
Kym Deyn @kymdeyn.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Rough day, so have a poem about the Jar of Moles in the Grant Zoology Museum in London that everyone has regarded as too thoroughly batshit to publish
Jar of Moles (Grant Zoology Museum, London)
crittery dozened things each pink snout snootling
formaldehyde up it's bamboozler which poor fuck
had to collect them out in the dirt with a shovel
here moley moley  	BONK . I’m only gonna
put you in a jar and let tourists go eww at you
for the next two hundred years god look at me
for two hundred years I’d do anything look 
mummy, one of them’s licking the glass—
honey it's dead  velvety sweet sardined hope
their ghosts are friends teeming in a molish
afterlife dark and circular everything worm-
flavoured tasty buggy snackerels what if 
you smashed the mole jar? vinegared
moles spilling out flaccid & swimming
everyone screaming someone saying Freddy
you gotta get us a new jar of moles—
—goddammit boss I  never asked for any of this
A jar of wet preserved moles, the jar is very full and all the little hands, feet and snoots mark it as both upsetting and fascinating
701754608
badhedgehog.bsky.social @badhedgehog.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
What would Ishmael have to say about this? A lot, I imagine.
251
Reposted by @badhedgehog.bsky.social
Kay @gothwhoreofbabylon.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
The present UK government promised then quickly reneged on its promise to act against this kind of frivolous legal action, designed to cow into submission anyone that billionaire churches and fantasy authors don’t like. The UK is definitionally unfree because of its untrammelled culture of lawfare.
14415
Reposted by @badhedgehog.bsky.social
Scott Lynch @scottlynch78.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
moby-dick, his eyes enormous: from hell's heart you STAB at moby? for hate's sake you spit your last BREATH at moby? oh! oh! the great shroud of the sea for ahab! the great shroud of the sea rolling on as it rolled five thousand years ago!!!!
4558602175
Reposted by @badhedgehog.bsky.social
こま9さい @2buan.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
319942
Reposted by @badhedgehog.bsky.social
Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Remarkable: a version of Tetris that punishes you with posts from the Discover feed whenever you score points
513629
Reposted by @badhedgehog.bsky.social
Maria Farrell @mariafarrell.eurosky.social · 04/01/2026
I'm minding this rehomed young collie dog - his future career as yet unknown, but sheep trials were very definitely not for him. He crossed the stream at Derrynane strand in two magnificent skimming leaps yesterday.
On a sunny winter day at the beach a black and white smooth-coated border collie crosses a shallow tidal stream in two leaps, with a promontory of rocks in the immediate background and mountains beyond. The image captures him fully stretched in mid air two feet above the water, a splash behind him from where he bounced off, mid-stream, to complete the crossing with a second leap. Below him as he flies his shadow crosses the water just a little faster, chased by the lowering afternoon sun.
1643662
Reposted by @badhedgehog.bsky.social
Steve (low effort Halloween name edition) 👻 @chompmancobra.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
A Beano panel showing a pit trap in some woods. The text at the top reads "then Prime Minister Sir Kier Starmer fell in"; a speech bubble from the hole reads "I made the tough decision to fall in"
113025
Reposted by @badhedgehog.bsky.social
Dr Lizzie Swarbrick 🇵🇸 @lizzieswarbrick.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Apparently it’s World Embroidery Day so maybe you’ll enjoy this aerial landscape I made of my beloved childhood haunt - the White Horse of Uffington. An @nationaltrust.org.uk site from the later Bronze Age or Early Iron Age. Find out more here www.oxfordarchaeology.com/uffington-wh...
A circular embroidery in a wooden hoop of the White Horse using various stitches including hundreds of French knots for the main grass, long and short for the folds of the hill below the horse, and turkey tail for a field and scattered trees.
341295337
Reposted by @badhedgehog.bsky.social
Rob Cruickshank @robcruickshank.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Rowlf, the dog from the muppets who is also a fluffy brown dog, also seated at a piano, but with a confident expression, because he's actually a really good player
212127599
Reposted by @badhedgehog.bsky.social
Allegra Rosenberg @tchotchke.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
despite everything tumblr remains undefeated as a platform full of the funniest people online fyi
1249091558
Reposted by @badhedgehog.bsky.social
daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
a really obvious trap wile e coyote has laid for the road runner with a big wall and tiny door (with visible explosives inside), painted big arrows pointing in and advertising FREE BIRDSEED
41106812755
Reposted by @badhedgehog.bsky.social
soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
72202594588
Reposted by @badhedgehog.bsky.social
Emily Tull SGFA @artbyemilytull.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Silver for #acoloradAyPRIL "Three Little Fishes" Thread painting - hand embroidery artwork. #WildlifeArt #Sealife
A silver fabric background with three hand embroidered sardines going down in a row. All fish are seen sideways facing to the left
216325
Reposted by @badhedgehog.bsky.social
ouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
The Death of Marat, by Jacques-Louis David (1793)
My brindle greyhound lying on a bed fast asleep, her tongue hanging out, looking very much like the painting of Marat having been murdered by Corday
623847
Reposted by @badhedgehog.bsky.social
WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
30
0464
Reposted by @badhedgehog.bsky.social
sickorax @ripeteeth.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
all hail the forkmaster
A scribbly drawing of Tom Blanky of The Terror as seen from slightly below, chewing on a pipe, as he looked out for the Tuunbaq
47417
Reposted by @badhedgehog.bsky.social
Sam Brody @samuelhayimbrody.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
this, to me, is where David Lynch is now
It’s Phillip Jeffries, in Twin Peaks: The Return, although he looks like a giant teapot
0213
badhedgehog.bsky.social @badhedgehog.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
[DAVID LYNCH], who doesn't really exist anymore — at least not in the normal sense…
050
Reposted by @badhedgehog.bsky.social
alexandra @bigmoodenergy.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
here come old laptop he come bootin up slowly he got broken touchpad he need one more update he got no space on this pc one thing i can tell you its got no warranty
362208744371