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badhedgehog.bsky.social @badhedgehog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The Brit-Yank food discourse again? This site is getting like a senile old dog, shambling around the room every ten minutes, trying each time with great effort to piss in its own bed, barking at empty corners.

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badhedgehog.bsky.social @badhedgehog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

More cute animal AI slop on the timeline. Barbara the sheep is not real, chaps.

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badhedgehog.bsky.social @badhedgehog.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I‘ve seen and heard Americans say that version.

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SMD's pension @anothersmd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The whole "small boats" issue is a problem created out of thin air by successive right wing governments and amplified by a racist media who don't want a single brown person in this country. It's so simple it fits in one post and I can add this sentence too.

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badhedgehog.bsky.social @badhedgehog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I feel like I need some Funny Trousers. Not those ones though.

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badhedgehog.bsky.social @badhedgehog.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I could live in the big house! I could live in the smaller house! I could live in the other smaller house! I could live in the treehouse shack!!

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Pete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

‘If we give the fascists a little of what they want, they’ll be satisfied’ is a demonstrable, frequently exploded myth, yet is somehow also the basis for almost all social democratic politics in 2026.

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badhedgehog.bsky.social @badhedgehog.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I remember looking it up when it was on Escape to the Country a while back, and I wasn’t completely surprised when the buyers eventually chose not to go forward with the gorgeous house within their budget because “the local area didn’t quite meet their needs”

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badhedgehog.bsky.social @badhedgehog.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

With the waistline of the trousers hitting where it does, it needs the cape on top or it looks unintentionally ill fitting. Similar with the low neckline and how the shirt tucks in. The trouser hems are too long on the red carpet version, too. I think the gloves work, but the necklace is all wrong.

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badhedgehog.bsky.social @badhedgehog.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Even assuming in depth knowledge of pre-Norman England on behalf of respondents, are we supposed to be doing a full 960 years of sliding doors counterfactual?

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badhedgehog.bsky.social @badhedgehog.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

The oyster wanter becomes the oyster getter

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badhedgehog.bsky.social @badhedgehog.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I’ll be saying “wow. It put out all of it” all day.

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badhedgehog.bsky.social @badhedgehog.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

My dad is 81 and my mum just turned 80 and, yeah. They’re in pretty good shape, but it’s starting to weigh on me.

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badhedgehog.bsky.social @badhedgehog.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

It’s the name of the town where the estate agent is located.

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badhedgehog.bsky.social @badhedgehog.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

There must have been countless wellness fads of various sorts between the invention of ice cream and the present day. And yet ice cream persists!

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badhedgehog.bsky.social @badhedgehog.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Ooh, I’ve just got it from the library, about to start it!

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Andrew MacKellar @hansoliton.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

This ADHD "Fuck-You-Mentary" thing has been on my mind lately. If they succeed in doing to ADHD meds what they did to puberty blockers, then I'm pretty sure this new part of my mind will go back to sleep, and my career will be over. Dunno how I'll deal with student debt if that happens.

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badhedgehog.bsky.social @badhedgehog.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

100% Also you’re a photographer and you know that you don’t put the interesting thing slap in the middle of the frame. Also on our phones we already have a technology for jimmying up the composition a bit and it’s called the crop tool.

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badhedgehog.bsky.social @badhedgehog.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Has anyone dobbed them in to the Electoral Commission?

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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

If you enjoyed this eclipse, you should pop the date of the next one in your colander.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026

if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi

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badhedgehog.bsky.social @badhedgehog.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

The main carpet looks in excellent condition

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New-Cleckit Dominie @ncdominie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

This is just to say I have OCRed the text thet was in tne arch:ve and whicb yov were prabaldy seamhing for "breahtast" Fargme ms fheg mem debo:w5 sb ?mccf mmb 5c oc1b

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badhedgehog.bsky.social @badhedgehog.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Hypocrisy is right near the core of their fascism and supremacism. They are permitted to do anything, you are permitted to do nothing. I think people must believe the hypocrisy card is an automatic game winner and it just isn’t.

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badhedgehog.bsky.social @badhedgehog.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Obviously the late Sid Waddell. Obviously.

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Kym Deyn @kymdeyn.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Rough day, so have a poem about the Jar of Moles in the Grant Zoology Museum in London that everyone has regarded as too thoroughly batshit to publish

Jar of Moles (Grant Zoology Museum, London)
crittery dozened things each pink snout snootling
formaldehyde up it's bamboozler which poor fuck
had to collect them out in the dirt with a shovel
here moley moley BONK . I’m only gonna
put you in a jar and let tourists go eww at you
for the next two hundred years god look at me
for two hundred years I’d do anything look
mummy, one of them’s licking the glass—
honey it's dead velvety sweet sardined hope
their ghosts are friends teeming in a molish
afterlife dark and circular everything worm-
flavoured tasty buggy snackerels what if
you smashed the mole jar? vinegared
moles spilling out flaccid & swimming
everyone screaming someone saying Freddy
you gotta get us a new jar of moles—
—goddammit boss I never asked for any of this

A jar of wet preserved moles, the jar is very full and all the little hands, feet and snoots mark it as both upsetting and fascinating

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badhedgehog.bsky.social @badhedgehog.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I may not be vegan, but what I am is allergic to fish, and seeing your pix of vegan fakefish has got me very interested.

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badhedgehog.bsky.social @badhedgehog.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Get well soon Simon, and hats off to Eden too.

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badhedgehog.bsky.social @badhedgehog.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

“My name’s Georgina, and I’m being supported in a non-directive way to embrace my femininity just like Anne”

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badhedgehog.bsky.social @badhedgehog.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

His face has got elbows. This isn’t right.

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badhedgehog.bsky.social @badhedgehog.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Doors and their attachments can be Out To Get You, it is known.

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