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EasilyDistracted @babblingfringe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

OMG cats are appropriating Seagull culture!

A screenshot of Wikipedia that reads:

Interspecies milk consumption
The consumption of milk between species is not unique to humans. Seagulls, sheathbills, skuas, western gulls and feral cats have been reported to directly pilfer milk from the elephant seals' teats.

EasilyDistracted @babblingfringe.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

“Veteran real estate and tax attorney Jeffrey Golkin said the state was now using the new tax to “justify doing a dragnet.””

NYT comic showing an attorney in court talking to a jury. Behind him presides a judge.

In the jury the “sickos yes ha ha ha yes!” meme character has been added, he is saying the line

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EasilyDistracted @babblingfringe.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

If you see this we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you are using without explanation.

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EasilyDistracted @babblingfringe.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

We already have a specific one for that.

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EasilyDistracted @babblingfringe.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Pick a Bond villain from the pictures you already have on your phone

A French anti-smoking ad. It shows to youths smoking a cigarette, with an older man posed to look like the smoking youths are giving the man a blowjob

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EasilyDistracted @babblingfringe.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

And thankfully then. So hey, a correct and appropriate suspension, nice. (Assume I’m out on my front porch here looking out and saying “we needed that” the same way I would during the first rain of PNW fall)

A screenshot with an exclamation point in a circular icon followed by the words

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EasilyDistracted @babblingfringe.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Speaking of “so that was a lie”, so much for that limit to who gets tagged

Reply tagging me from
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EasilyDistracted @babblingfringe.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.

A three-circle venn diagram of “what”, “the”, and “fuck”.

There’s the initial three circles. There’s overlap that yields “what the”, “what fuck”, and “the fuck”. Lastly there is “what the fuck”

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EasilyDistracted @babblingfringe.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

My daughter hanging out with her biggest brother (they all just… really like their carriers?)

A small black ladycat on a leather sofa next to a car carrier. Inside the carrier is the shadow of a massive boy kitten

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EasilyDistracted @babblingfringe.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Behold, the jackpot of “if you behave at the grocery store” treats

The goated red box panda raspery licorice. All natural, a perfect shade of red.

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EasilyDistracted @babblingfringe.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

What makes it worse is that I am from a wonderful home where my parents showed me unconditional love. I have no excuse.

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EasilyDistracted @babblingfringe.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

We’ve still got two biathlon finals left, right? I have an idea

A weekly worth news photo saying “Olympic yet?! Downhill
Skiing postponed due to multiple yeti attacks”

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EasilyDistracted @babblingfringe.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

I may be biased by the “pictures of Portland” labeling strategy but holy shit this stuff it so good

A Portland ketchup do bottle showing a picture of one of the bridges. No i couldn’t tell you which one. Like I should know, that riser pattern plus having a trains means it’s exactly one specific bridge, but I’m like 4 Portland cider co cans in. Sorry.

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EasilyDistracted @babblingfringe.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

You telling me that it doesn’t go down more like this?

Jody Whitaker and David Tennant, both as The Doctor

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EasilyDistracted @babblingfringe.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.

a pink pillow with “glizzy gobler” printed on it and an femme coded ahegao face tnroating a (mustard only) hot dog

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EasilyDistracted @babblingfringe.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

It’s this little symbol right here I think

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EasilyDistracted @babblingfringe.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

We can change the subject to tarts if anyone needs that to happen

A tart made cranberry curd and lemon-panacotta. It is a mahlgnificent shade of pink but is 100% in a store-bought crust

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EasilyDistracted @babblingfringe.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.

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EasilyDistracted @babblingfringe.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

My wife has officially cleared the British Museum for the jewel theft. My theory is she swiped Taylor Swift’s jet so that I would be able to honestly alibi her,

An iMessage convo

Wife:
Can I have caffeine?
Me:
There is caffeine in the fridge, I'll grab it for you in a mo
Me:
Someone just stole the French
Crown Jewels!
Wife:
It was me.
Me:
They found the empress
Josephine's tiara/crown outside the Louvre in a dumpster or something after the job, which is kinda funny
Read 11:50 AM
My Wife:
It didn't fit.

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EasilyDistracted @babblingfringe.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

Those are rookie numbers, gotta push those up.

A mail icon showing 76,769 unread emails on the badge

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EasilyDistracted @babblingfringe.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

What the actual fuck. I have everything within @moderation.bsky.app set to warn, bedge, or show right now. Why are my filter settings not being respected?

A label on a hidden post reading “Content Blocked
This content has been hidden by the moderators.
Source: @moderation.bsky.app

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EasilyDistracted @babblingfringe.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

Reskeet with a tweet you still think about

A Dril tweet from may 23 2012
It reads

IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK
BACKWARDS INTO HELL

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EasilyDistracted @babblingfringe.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

This would probably work better if you weren’t denying you said something immediately after saying it. Maybe spin things out for a few more replies.

Public Record Sourcerer (@publicrecdsource.bsky.social) saying

“Good for you. Glad you know (these people) who certainly exist.”
On August 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM

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EasilyDistracted @babblingfringe.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

I’m a big fan of this one (they’re cheaper uncolored but this picture came up first and I can honestly tell you that it’s just as good a pink in person) But like… I have to buy 5 in order to be able to find one at any given time and at $16 for 3 the price point is amazing.

A product description of a WORKPRO open axis box knife/handle for utility knives.

It is 145mm open and 83 mm when closed. It weighs 53g grams. It is 23 mm from the front of the handle to the back. It is so much smaller than your hand.

This one is a very fun shade of magenta.

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EasilyDistracted @babblingfringe.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

Fair. She’s mostly wearing sensible librarian shoes/burkies/that one style of boot with no laces that THE ENTIRETY OF THE STARE WASHINGTON IS ADDICTED TO, but I am a loving brother to my little sister and passed the word on.