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@azazoosh.bsky.social
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azazoosh @azazoosh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
every few months Taylor Lorenz does something stupid and ppl are like "OMG what happened to her??" she has always been like this!! did you forget the last 70 times she made a fool of herself
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to show up in full combat gear on a hot summer day to the pool he filled with algae because he gave a paint job to one of his cigar puffing cronies. you are ordered to stop tourists from touching the green water. good luck soldier
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
humans have known how to construct a shoulder seam for thousands of years, but with AI, we are unlocking untold new ways to fuck it up
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Ben "Ben Pack" Pack @packbenpack.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Circle K has what can only be described as “Saints Row Food”
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
i feel like im going crazy bc housing prices are crushing me and every day i wake up and see the political convo being "is cantaloupe is woke?" "did TGIF change its logo?" "are we renaming new mexico to new america?"
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Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
This might be controversial but I don’t think young people have souls or are capable of experiencing love
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Frank Cifaldi @frankcifaldi.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
HISTORY MATTERS. Thanks to a recent acquisition, we now have primary source evidence that Wally Bear's father really isn't wearing pants, and it isn't just an artifact of the NES' palette limitations. We could never have unearthed this without the support of generous donors just like you.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
I'm not a historian but my analysis is it's "Not good" when a government constantly commits crimes and tells the legislature, courts, and general public "What are you gonna do about it"
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Not An Anagram @vertigoem.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Always remember:
Old tweet from Jon Stone which reads "One reason people insist that you use the proper channels to change things is because they have control of the proper channels and they’re confident it won’t work"
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Jack Saint @lackingsaint.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Rubber Bullet Encounters Journalist While On A Quest In The Direction Of Journalists
"Rubber bullet hits LA reporter"
Australian reported shot by a rubber bullet on purpose in LA
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Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
I'm so old that I'm still kind of scared to put spaces in file names
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
on January 6th, while attempting to overthrow an election, multiple rioters wore Nazi paraphernalia. they declared their intent to murder elected officials. the right stood steadfastly behind them and are now more powerful than ever. you can stand behind someone waving a Mexican flag.
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libby watson @libbycwatson.com · 09/06/2025
im looking forward to every piece of shit complaining about waving the mexican flag being Bad Optics running into boston on st. patrick's day and shitting their pants and crying about the terrifying fifth column of irish in our country
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Jeff Simpson @jeffsimpson.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
This might be controversial but I think if your game has a bold interesting art direction, people will be interested in it. Sorry I know this is a very hot take and some people aren’t ready to hear it
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 09/06/2025
That officer took deliberate aim at this journalist and shot her. There's nobody standing near her.
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Tom McKay @catturd2.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
I'm not upset. I'm a special kind of laughing reserved for smart people
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onion person @junlper.beer · 08/06/2025
it really doesn’t matter if someone is in america illegally or not. who cares, grow up
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libby watson @libbycwatson.com · 09/06/2025
i hope every ICE pig in LA never knows happiness again
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
this is probably the worst advice i’ve ever heard
washingtonpost
The latest decluttering hack:
If you wouldn't keep it covered in poop, throw it away“The poop rule" is pretty much what you might think.
"While decluttering, ask yourself,
'If something was covered in poop, would I still keep it?' It's a fun, no-nonsense way to decide what really adds value to your life," says organization content creator Amanda Johnson.
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azazoosh @azazoosh.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
mon mothma hates her stupid family and her life #starwarsandor
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Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Antonym: Pervegeezer
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azazoosh @azazoosh.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
andor sucks and everyone who says it's good is dumb
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azazoosh @azazoosh.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
people don't make fun of ethan klein using chat-gpt as much as they should
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
just thought of some people on here who could be the cure for posting
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Camille Bromley @chameauleon.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
This week @theverge.com is publishing a series on the legacy of the Vietnam War. I wrote about the generation of children who were adopted from the war. While reporting this, I was struck by how historically singular the experiences of this group of people are. www.theverge.com/cs/features/...
theverge.com
The rescued Vietnamese infants of Operation Babylift have grown up
Fifty years after the fall of Saigon a generation of adoptees wrestle with Vietnam’s legacy of transnational adoption
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azazoosh @azazoosh.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I drew a person (frogan)
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azazoosh @azazoosh.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I don't not believe that a person sent Ethan Klein skulls anonymously but it's so silly to blame it on parasocial redditors with no lives outside of online drama. Or Hasan.
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Ed @notdred.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Finally it’s this guy’s time to shine
Tweet screenshot:

Nick Huber & @sweatystartup
You don't understand scale.
Use $50 to buy 10 tomato plants.
In 6 months you have 250 tomatoes.
Plant those into 250 plants.
6 months you have 6,250 plants.
Plant them.
6 months you have 156k tomatoes.
Plant them.
6 mo you have 3.9MM tomatoes.
Sell them for $1 each.
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Video Game History Foundation @gamehistoryorg.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
I don't think she's doing it right
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Michael Edison Hayden @michaelehayden.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
The same people who detained Mahmoud Khalil with no evidence that he supports Hamas are the same ones who accused liberals of policing "wrong think."
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Stephen King saying “capital punishment is complex” doesn’t mean that it is. Maybe you also think clowns actually turn into big space spiders because he typed it
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spooky lilli @toomanymouths.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
thinking about when siskel and ebert were dicking off and riffing in-between takes and decided to roast the shit out of the protestants
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azazoosh @azazoosh.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
His name is alucard and he is an idiot
Tuxedo kitten lounging on his back
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azazoosh @azazoosh.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
He's sooo soft and he loves to snuggle
Cutest kitten in the world
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azazoosh @azazoosh.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Haters are so mad that I have objectively the cutest cat in the world
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azazoosh @azazoosh.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Former fans of h3h3 have been hating on Ethan Klein for years, but when he went all in on supporting Israel it suddenly made hating him morally righteous. He handed his haters a gift: not only is talking shit about him fun, but now it lets them show off what good people they are.
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Flex Wedlong
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
dressing matching to present a "unified front" except it's 4 different colors so no one will even notice is like, the ultimate Democrat move. i couldn't write something this perfect
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Jack Saint @lackingsaint.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
kind of unreal to still see takes like this from people who don't consider themselves conservative. yes, the famous characteristic of the predatory elite: respect and empowerment of sex workers
Response to Mikey Madison honoring sex workers during her Anora acceptance speech:

This is an organized propaganda campaign on behalf of pedophile rapist Hollywood executives to normalize their sexual predation as simply procuring sex with money. They want you to honour sex work so they can keep their grooming sex trafficking rings without legal consequences.
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
tried to start a commune on myst island but fell apart over basic things like taking out garbage, doing dishes, who resets the puzzles at night, which brother to give the pages to, who gets to sleep in the spaceship, etc
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 01/03/2025
what if I went to bed at 4pm
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
We finally fixed illegal immigration (nobody wants to come here anymore)
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Any Austin @anyaustin.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
if you're anti trans you're not allowed to enjoy video game hydrology
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🦋 June Strings 🪞🫀 @junestrings.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
If you are an onion unfollow me the fuck now
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
not getting the joke on this site has reached levels i didn't even think were possible
a screenshot of a reply to a bluesky tweet by leon chang that is a screenshot of a fake new york times post about leon chang, the reply is someone saying "tis the same leon, no?" with a screenshot of the wikipedia entry for leon chang
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