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chelsea bridge @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
if we ever invent time travel i think it would be really funny to kidnap someone from the 15th century and show them an elevator and tell them this is how we dispose of old people
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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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drano @axylos.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
losing my mind at the origin story of hugging face
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drano @axylos.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
godsmack on the way to the gym and Sarah MLachlan on the way back home. I think I'm doing this right.
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drano @axylos.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
New best practice just dropped: Include a baroque epigram from philosophy or literature in your PR descriptions to set the tone for reviewing your changes.
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Goku Missile Crisis @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
R/Philadelphia news story: "ice recruit fatally shoots himself..."

Top comment, with 1703 updoots: "go birds"
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 14/09/2026
thinking about this tweet again, and the fact that it's got such a hold on me that I genuinely think about it whenever I write a feature because I don't want to do "the hot dog thing"
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drano @axylos.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I mean if we really are in hell at least it's getting pretty funny.
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drano @axylos.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Labubu Delulu
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drano @axylos.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Labubu delulu
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merritt @merrittk.com · 20/08/2026
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drano @axylos.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
how come no one in the Dune books is like "hey 3 millennia of oppression sucks. let's just bring back computers.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I’ll be in this store for 5 more minutes, if anyone wants me to pick them up a Seventh Seal baby onesie.
a Seventh Seal baby onesie
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nicole✨ @renaryuugu.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
me
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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Cole 🌈 @lilgay.club · 10/08/2026
Funny how everyone does the “we must stop divisive rhetoric” when a progressive gets nominated and not when the leader of the United States says Haitians are eating their cats and dogs.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
What the fuck
Baha Men are a Bahamian junkanoo hand formed in New Providence, Bahamas, in 1977.
They are best known for their Grammy Award-winning hit song "Who Let the Dogs Out"
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drano @axylos.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I have created two separately themed slack channels at work for my own shitposting. They each have 18 people in-channel with only like 75% overlap. I have no idea what this means.
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oliver @eikopf.com · 03/08/2026
the masculine urge to use unstable apis
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
When you come in my house, please take off your shoes. Then put them right back on and get out.
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drano @axylos.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Hell yeah
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drano @axylos.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
this elephant looks like it's been absolutely USED
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drano @axylos.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
/!\ATTN/!\ I am having a good posting day here on bsky dot com
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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
mandatory reading
"SAM NEILL
- If you were to commit a murder, how would you do it?
- It's got to be big! No slipping something into someone's drink, that's just pathetic. I'd use a steamroller, just leave a stain on the road. There's probably a couple of people I'd put under a steamroller, but I won't say who they are, otherwise when they see a steamroller coming their way they'll be on full alert. And steamrollers don't go very fast..."
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Rogan: marmalade…that’s like jelly? Paddington: marmalade typica- Rogan: that’s what fucks me up, people and dogs having different words for things Paddington: no sir I’m a bear Rogan: we had a Dr on that said bears evolved from dogs finding mushrooms, it’s one of those things that blows my mind
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drano @axylos.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
An MCP server that tells you when to go hug your kids and what to say to them so they’ll love you.
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drano @axylos.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
What do?
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drano @axylos.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I like how people come to believe llms are gods but when I ask Clyde to migrate all float64’s in my app to decimal types it misses a dozen usages after two runs at this. The gods are stupid it turns out.
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drano @axylos.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Never got selected to go to jury duty :( so bummed
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Mark J. Nelson @mm-jj-nn.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
interesting rationale from a prospective juror in the Elon Musk Twitter stock manipulation case
Judge Breyer: Okay. Thank you very much. Juror 96, I think that you also have strong views. Could you set them aside?

Juror 96: I believe that in a criminal trial, I would feel morally obligated to convict. However, in a civil trial, I feel I can set those views aside.

Judge Breyer: That’s interesting.

Juror 96: I’m happy to expand.

Judge Breyer: Sure.

Juror 96: I believe it would be to the benefit of the human race were Mr. Musk to be sent to prison. However, I don’t believe a loss of several hundreds of millions of dollars in a civil trial would be even a drop in the bucket to his wealth, so it doesn’t really matter. Therefore, I would be able to consider the facts.
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Me and a small nugget of love. 🇸🇪♥️🇺🇦 @mnotme.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.
two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management
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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
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drano @axylos.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Haha everything sure does suck a lot right now. hahahaha
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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
step aside hot girl summer
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Grain alcohol
IT. Tasting Table
McDonald's Filet-O-Fish
Tastes 10X Better When You Add This Popular Breakfast
Menu Item
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drano @axylos.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Well Happy Easter to you too, Mr. President.
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AngryHoss @angryhoss.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Somebody convince me not to eat a slice of lasagna in between two slices of garlic bread A lasagndwich
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drano @axylos.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Doing my part to commemorate Afroman.
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Look, I may have disagreed with Chuck Norris‘s politics, but that doesn’t mean I can’t also acknowledge he was an untalented actor who made shitty movies. RIP
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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
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Molly White @molly.wiki · 18/03/2026
who could have predicted this
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drano @axylos.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
when you zoom out enough this thing looks like it's straight out of Thomas Aquinas. impeccable stuff. @vaush.gg
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Dane Owens @owendanes.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now
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drano @axylos.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
A masterpiece
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drano @axylos.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
what in god's name
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drano @axylos.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
RIP John Ritter. Just can’t believe he’s gone.
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
MC Hammer, is an American rapper, dancer, record producer, and actor. He was popular in the late 1980s and early 1990s for his hit songs like "U Can't Touch This", and "2 Legit 2 Quit". Hammer was known for his flashy dance moves, extravagant choreography, and his signature Hammer pants
Kelsey Grammer. Dear reader. Thank you for taking the time to check out this alt text! As you may or may not know, this is a ridiculous joke. I know full well who the person is in the photo, and that I've added the bio of a different person entirely. That's the joke. It's a gag about people having a similar name, which I can mix up in a comedic way. Also, I was dropped on the head as a baby. Several times.
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drano @axylos.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
“I don’t know why you’re laughing” is perfection
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BeatenDownBrian @beatendownbrian.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Remember to thank a podcaster for the food on your plate. They are the only thing keeping farmers sane.
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Natalie Wynn @contrapoints.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
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