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CJ the Awkward

@awkwardleftycj.bsky.social
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Ballet teacher, Jesus-follower, general nerd. Love my enby spouse @taliesin82.bsky.social Highly pretentious, but only toward people who suck. Follow me for brief rants about bad writing as I consume way more romance novels than anyone ever should. she/her

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CJ the Awkward @awkwardleftycj.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sometimes I think the Internet was a mistake and this is one of those times.
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CJ the Awkward @awkwardleftycj.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Good morning! The cumulative wealth of the world’s billionaires has nearly quadrupled since 2013, from $5.4 trillion to $20.1 trillion, according to a Wikipedia chart made with data from Forbes. In 2000 their cumulative wealth was $1 trillion, as the chart in the link preview shows.
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The World's Billionaires - Wikipedia
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CJ the Awkward @awkwardleftycj.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
TIL a wooden scabbard, such as from your spouse’s katana, makes an excellent tool for performing a psoas release on yourself when all the muscles in your hip are in spasm. If your spouse doesn’t have a katana, you can use your own. If neither of you has one, are you even a nerd?
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CJ the Awkward @awkwardleftycj.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
How does one reach adulthood still believing this?
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Malevolent Maelstrom @chemicalchaos.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hey its fucking wierd more of the dems platform isnt "we will give you abortion rights back"
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CJ the Awkward @awkwardleftycj.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Idk how I initially missed this now 4-month-old video by @caelan.bsky.social but I’m so glad I watched it because I have intrusive thoughts about hurting myself or other people and while I don’t know if they’re bad enough to be called OCD, they’ve always freaked me out and made me wonder +
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those are NOT intrusive thoughts (i hate this tiktok trend!)
YouTube video by Caelan Conrad
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I believe that Little Bunny Foo-Foo deserves an opportunity to reform.
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CJ the Awkward @awkwardleftycj.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I made a new Instagram account to post about the books I’m reading separately from my personal account which has students and their parents following it. Follow me if you want @ zoe.reads.romance.
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CJ the Awkward @awkwardleftycj.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
To all those lecturing leftists about not embracing our lords and saviors the Democratic Party, please look at what the Labour Party is doing to trans people in the UK. This is a supposedly left-of-center party in a country that is overall to the left of the US. +
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CJ the Awkward @awkwardleftycj.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK/ON FACEBOOK
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CJ the Awkward @awkwardleftycj.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Good thing conservatives aren’t like this anymore! /s
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CJ the Awkward @awkwardleftycj.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Oh so that’s why they’re not calling it a war even though they’ve called it a war many times.
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
The left are wrong to claim these rings will “corrupt” us, and it’s time we finally stood up to critical wraith theory | my latest for the New Orc Times
Nine human kings with nine of Sauron’s rings, ripe and ready to get absolutely fucking shafted by their new boss
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CJ the Awkward @awkwardleftycj.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Called it. (Credit to @tomtomorrow.bsky.social for sharing this screenshot first)
Truth from Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump: 

Now that we have it under U.S.A. control, should we change the name Hormuz Strait to TRUMP STRAIT??? Like America itself, it would be “hotter” than ever before! Thank you all for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP

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Danielle Ryan (Lestat Era) @danirat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
like that's part of why people love the Tom Holland umbrella dance so much he put his entire ass into that BUT he's also having so much fun and there's a wink and a nod both Dolly and Curry knew how to laugh at themselves with the audience while never belittling themselves and that's incredible
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Danielle Ryan (Lestat Era) @danirat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I think another lesson to take from the loss of both Dolly and Tim Curry is that neither of them took themselves seriously but they took the work dead serious that's the most important thing pour all of yourself into the craft but have fun and don't get an ego.
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CJ the Awkward @awkwardleftycj.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My first Tim Curry movie was Fern Gully.
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CJ the Awkward @awkwardleftycj.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Give me a trope/character trait/archetype and I’ll tell you my favorite in that category. #romancelandia #booksky
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Rolling Stone @rollingstone.com · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton's family asked that, in lieu of flowers, fans make a donation to the singer's Imagination Library. Here's what the charity does ⬇️ www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
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Turning Pages: Inside Dolly Parton's Imagination Library
Core team of 15 staff and thousands of volunteers and partners help the country-music philanthropist deliver books to kids around the world.
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CJ the Awkward @awkwardleftycj.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP Dolly
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Boobs™ @boobs.goodgirls.onl · 24/08/2026
dear white people cops aren't even supposed to be shooting guilty people that is all
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Christina Holland @mortalwombat.info · 23/08/2026
I think the thing the racist prof defenders imply but don't like to admit is there's no benefit to hiring/debating a guy who says mushrooms are created by fae because it's obviously silly but they do think it's worth your time to debate a race science guy because they think he's partially correct
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🍂M.T.Botany @mtbotany.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Denver/Colorado @tkingfisher.com fans: not a drill. If you have a Denver Library Card and want the Daggerbound audiobook log on right now. Six copies available for the release day.
Screenshot showing 20 copies ordered of Daggerbound and Denver Public Library and me as number 14
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CJ the Awkward @awkwardleftycj.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I got a PragerU ad while watching @dokidokidiscourse.bsky.social’s PragerU video.
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CJ the Awkward @awkwardleftycj.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Dozing on the couch thinking about how weird the word “ard” is when you say it over and over. What does it even mean? Then I woke up enough to realize “ard” is not, in fact, a word. It’s been a long week.
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CJ the Awkward @awkwardleftycj.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Around 5:30 Talper brings up that Miller shared a Dropbox folder with his livestream of evidence of his supposed innocence, one of which was a photo of his young child naked. When asked if sharing this photo was recklessly irresponsible, Miller said no. I’m sorry WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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CJ the Awkward @awkwardleftycj.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
You guys I think he might be guilty
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Taylor Nichols, MD MS @tnicholsmd.com · 04/08/2026
If there are any reporters willing to try to correct the record rather than just breathlessly reporting on the disinformation being spread by the propaganda machine - I would be happy to share and I know many others with PTSD from our time on the front lines of COVID who would share as well.
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CJ the Awkward @awkwardleftycj.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
How many news outlets are going to interview ER and ICU doctors after this? Because not allowing them to set the record straight is disinformation.
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CJ the Awkward @awkwardleftycj.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Okay, Oona Ryda writing that all schools smell like “floor wax and cafeteria grease and institutional despair” is pretty good actually.
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Sophie Labelle @assignedmale.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
A dark day for human rights.
four frame comic. first frame shows the logo of amnesty international. second frame shows jk rowling, smiling in the dark. third frame shows an empty classroom, with a pride poster almost falling from the wall. fourth frame shows a trans flag flying in the wind. text above all the images reads : 
on july 8th, amnesty Inter-
national uk published a report
titled “A Growing Threat: The
Anti-Rights Movement in the UK.”
it listed 117 orgs, including anti-
trans and anti-queer ones
backed by jk rowling.
the backlash was immediate
and brutal : rowling pledged
to cover the fees of anyone
who wished to sue amnesty.
the report was taken down
within 48 hours.
this morning (july 31st), amnesty
fully capitulated and released
an apology to anti-trans orgs,
which, it said, should not have
been "collectively labelled as
anti-rights". rowling
celebrated.
an organisation that
bravely faced fascist regimes
and reported human rights
violations for 65 years has caved
to rowling's power and bigotry.
it's a dark day for human rights.
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Spice Merchant Raven @ravenmaybe.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Semantics are rarely a path to exoneration
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Taliesin82 @taliesin82.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
“Hey Tali, what’s your gender?” “No. “
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CJ the Awkward @awkwardleftycj.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
States don’t have rights; people do.
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Author A. R. Redington @arredington.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
F-R-E-E romantic thriller, check out my 🔗 🌳! Coworkers/friends to lovers, roleplay, and a mysterious twist. #darkromancereads #freereads #romanticthriller #stuffyourkindle #thrillerbooks #booksky #romancebooks
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CJ the Awkward @awkwardleftycj.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
#WritingTip: don’t name a character Rodion Romanovitch Raskolnikov unless you actually mean something by it. Seriously, what the heck.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 23/07/2026
if they are going to accuse you of doing all of these great things you might as well do them and reap the benefits
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CJ the Awkward @awkwardleftycj.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
This one is actually close to the truth because there’s a YouTube video of a high school Stephen Miller’s campaign speech for class whatever in which he complains about being asked to throw his trash away because the school has janitors to do it for him.
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CJ the Awkward @awkwardleftycj.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Hot(?) take: most books don’t need an epilogue, and NO book needs more than one.
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CJ the Awkward @awkwardleftycj.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I came up with a joke about sirens but I everyone who heard it threw themselves into the ocean. I think that means it was good?
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CJ the Awkward @awkwardleftycj.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
#WritingTip: editing isn’t just proofreading. It’s about finding inconsistencies, contradictions, repetitions, inaccuracies, plot holes, anything that doesn’t add up or makes the reader stop reading and go “wait … huh?” +
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CJ the Awkward @awkwardleftycj.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
#Writingtip: unless it’s an important plot point, please don’t mention what a character’s cologne smells like more than once, MAYBE twice if your book is over 75K words. Especially if they smell like freaking sandalwood. How many of y’all can even identify sandalwood specifically in a blind test?
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 14/07/2026
Don't fall for this. Rowling wants trans people to self censor and to stop sharing the report. If this report really was as defamatory as she claims, she wouldn't be cheering on its spread. What she really wants is a costly settlement from AI UK, humiliating apology, and permanent silence.
​A screenshot of a thread on X (formerly Twitter). The main post is a quote tweet by J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling), which reads:
​"Shout out to all trans activists sharing the blacklist of women's and gay rights organisations published by @AmnestyUK! You're demonstrating very effectively that in spite of their hasty backtrack it can be easily accessed forevermore, increasing legal liability. Thank you! ❤️"
​Rowling is quote-tweeting a user named Lesbian Lenin 🇵🇸 🔻 🇵🇸 (@xstaffsuck), whose post reads:
​"The report btw, documenting how TERF orgs work hand in hand w/ anti-abortionists, christian nationalists, & anti-LGBT+ (yes, you too, c*s queers!) orgs to push trans genocide
​To be anti-trans is to be anti-abortion, is to be a christian nazi, is to be anti-queer
​Report is below"
​The user @xstaffsuck is, in turn, quoting an earlier tweet from J.K. Rowling, which reads:
​"Should any of the women's organisations targeted by @AmnestyUK's recent 'anti-rights' blacklist wish to take legal action, applications can be made to the JK Rowling Women's Fund. jkrwf.org"
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CJ the Awkward @awkwardleftycj.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
My favorite Samm Neill movie (and my first) is Merlin.
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CJ the Awkward @awkwardleftycj.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Verify your age To make our color tv work we had to bang the side of it really hard a few times.
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God @thegodshow.com · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham died the way he lived, as a minor distraction from Mitch McConnell
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CJ the Awkward @awkwardleftycj.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
“If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed … and we will deserve it.” - Senator Lindsey Graham, May 2016
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CJ the Awkward @awkwardleftycj.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
"A red flag is only a red flag if they don't think you're cute." - @taliesin82.bsky.social's caregiver just described the romance genre more perfectly than anyone else ever has. #romancelandia
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CJ the Awkward @awkwardleftycj.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
CW: suicide, death, mental health crisis I just found out today about the passing of my friend @rlstollar.bsky.social. I’m still trying to wrap my head around the news. Ryan was a great advocate for children’s rights and welfare, and he always challenged me to think and to question. +
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