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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Look at this one! It's saying, "I'm a coffee table, put some coffee on me! Oh, the hotter the better, that's what I'm here for!" / S05E20 The Fire
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the future tech bros are dreaming of
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
Purple Guy panicking in a room full of flames. He screams “Oh God! I’m going to die!”

Panel 2:
Purple Guy is now on the phone (still surrounded by flames). He yells “Fire Service!! My house is burning down”

Panel 3:
Purple Guy (still burning to death) is now hollering “My address? Shit I don’t know! Lemme check my phone”

Panel 4:
Close up on Purple Guy’s phone screen. It reads: Emergency call detected. Pay £45.50 to view address.
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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Look at this couch, is this velvet? / S06E12 The Label Maker
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Stop callinge them "data centers" and starte callinge them "slop peripherals"
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Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Last few weeks I’ve kept smelling toast, randomly, at home but out and about too, and I remember the myth that this might be a sign of a stroke so I go and check and every time it turns out someone’s actually making toast. There’s like an inordinate amount of toast being made, just to freak me out.
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FunnyVia @funnyvia.com · 16/09/2026
The owner says: "My dog gives me daily reminders to literally stop and smell the roses"
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Free Cats Daily😻 @freecatsdaily.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Some friendships only get better with time.❤ #Cat #Caturday
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fravery.bsky.social @fravery.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
"Books are not read to remember them. Books are read to forget them, and they are forgotten so that they can be read again. A library is a collection of dreams forgotten but preserved; it is a chance for constant return, and each return may become a first coming again."
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Sounds like a great idea! #BookSky
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Happy #Caturday
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rune 🔞 @servicepup-rune.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Actively trying to buy books from an actual bookstore and not Amazon but they choose to only sell what im looking for online and not in store. 🙄
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omg, it's tomas @cinemagay.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
When you hug a dog, everything is okay in the world for those few precious seconds.
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I 💙 Dogs @dogs100.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Little feisty one….
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frank n furter @mxfrankduffy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I have been thinking about the kind of relationship I would like & it's basically hanging out & being very silly with someone about once a fortnight & the rest of the time they leave me to my books, cat & Strange Pictures. that's it.
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
A chiropractor adjusted a giraffe's neck and jaw to ease her chewing troubles, and Gerry loved every second of the treatment.
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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Master of the house, doling out the charm, ready with a handshake and an open palm. / S02E03 The Jacket
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
True. #BookSky
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scott daGHOSTtino @scottdagostino.ca · 06/08/2026
Don’t know who wrote this — it was posted on Instagram by “Warpaint Journal” in April 2025 — but it’s making the rounds today and is pretty great. I dream of this too ❤️
Most people don't dream of being fancy-rich.
I dream of being rich enough to say, "Treat's on me," without thinking twice. Rich enough to have a home that feels like a hug, a fridge stocked like a five-year-old with adult money, and a tray of chocolates waiting for someone to grab. Rich enough to quietly help a friend before they even have to ask. To send a care package when someone's too tired to reach out. To buy all the pencils from a kid on the street so they can go home early. For me, the real money dream isn't about luxury - it's about having enough to give, enough to comfort, enough to turn ordinary moments into something extraordinary.
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Reader's Digest ☑️ @readersdigest.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
TikTok is at it again, this time with a cleaning hack that will make you question reality. But an expert says it's not that weird at all. More here: bit.ly/4xnh9Xt
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 06/08/2026
Sending this out to whoever needs to see it: It's okay if you read slowly, there's no great victory in being able to read quickly, everyone kind of has their own reading speed, and that's perfectly fine. I'm just really happy you're reading. I hope it gives you joy at any pace. Thank you!
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The Lucasfilm Collector @lucasfilmcollector.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Especially Star Wars Scholastic books!
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Stephanie, Maskwood Nexus Enthusiast @quad9s.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Nothing like reading a book where the main character turns over their life to a simpler one, because they’re exhausted by modern living…. From 170+ years ago.
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Bilbo Yaga @bilboyaga.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I don’t think I’ve felt true happiness since the Scholastic Book Fair in elementary school.
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William in Nevada 🎃👻🍬🦇💀🧡🐈‍⬛🌙 @william-in-nv.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Ok, my little town is getting a bit more interesting. I'm not a bar person, but even this caught my eye.
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New book bar opens in Reno, combining bookstore, cafe and bar
Between the Covers’ focuses on romance and fantasy titles alongside locally sourced drinks.
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Brian, nope too perilous @priorplanning.life · 29/07/2026
For the record, there was a moment where my doctor suggested cutting out cheese from my diet. I look them straight in the eye and said: "Death. First." That unnerved them. A lot. I'm still eating cheese.
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 29/07/2026
PRIMER (2004, dir. Shane Carruth)
Two nearly identical cats in a box. One is in a smaller box inside that box.
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Ealasaid365 @ealasaid365.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
“Consuming content” is a phrase that needs to die in a fire. I’m reading an article, for fuck’s sake. It isn’t consumed by my reading it, it still exists for other people to read as well.
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Yep, that's me! #BookSky
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
can you honestly believe this
orange cat asleep on his side
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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Is he wearing a cape? / S06E04 The Chinese Woman
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Dr. Jeroen W.P. Wijnendaele @drdragases.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Good grief, this hits home.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I was reading in public — always risky — and writing notes in the margin, as I do. Some guy intervened to tell me that he could never write in a book. Seemed like a personal problem that has nothing to do with me? Anyway, once again daydreaming of walking into the ocean.
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FunnyVia @funnyvia.com · 23/07/2026
A woman adopts a pitbull, and the dog can't stop hugging her... 😭 😭
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Doing it my way @allidoisgame.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Hot take: Cheese cake is not actually cake. Its Pie. Its just called cheese cake because cheese pie sounded weird
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Emily Ruth Verona @emilyrverona.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I made nachos for dinner because I am a grown woman and I love nachos.
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The Spirit of Lorenzo the Cat @lorenzothecat.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
My friend Larry the Downing Street cat, with the wisdom of the ages in his eyes, witnessing yet another government turn-over. He's the only thing stable in UK.
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Otter gets some really good head rubs.
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Ⓣⓡⓐⓨ @spaceytraycee.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
This is just a mini dachshund puppy account now. Sorry.
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M. Belanger @sethanikeem.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Today’s cat is hanging out in the library #CatBreak #BlueskyCats #CatSky #Caturday
A black cat with a white slash at her throat perches on a shelf next to a massive slip-cased edition of Carl Jung’s Black Books. Her head is cocked to one side as she inspects her surroundings with focused curiosity. 

A twining vine motif decorates slats in between bookshelves, running from from floor to ceiling. The wood is stained dark and looks handcrafted. Many other books are visible, including a collection by Joseph Campbell, the Temple of Man, and Gustav Davidson‘s Dictionary of Angels.
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I 💙 Dogs @dogs100.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
CaturDogDay Comfort….
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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Just because an author hasn't released a book in years doesn't mean that they're lazy or not working hard on their next one. There's so many reasons for a big gap between novels. Granted, in my case, it's because I'm lazy and not working particularly hard but I mean for others.
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Katie Slivensky @kslivensky.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I have a sneaky suspicion a lot of my current burnout and stress could be cured by hugging a dog for a good length of time. ...I need better dog access.
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LifuX @lifux.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Wireless charging station for cats has successfully opened. I'm 100% sure they run on solar power, but I can't prove it. #Cat #Caturday #Catsofbluesky #LifuX
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Eternal Skies TCG RPG @eternalskies.neocities.org · 16/07/2026
One of the biggest problems with being a bipolar creative is writing. It's basically impossible to maintain the same mindset as previously, so everything comes out differently. Also every time I look at what was written I hate it and rewrite it in a different flavor. Just a perpetual cycle of ew.
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The New Yorker @newyorker.com · 16/07/2026
Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Adam Douglas Thompson.
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Jenny @bluebox99.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Reading a book always seems magical. The words disappear from the page as you read on and your imagination takes over. You create your own images and see the story play out, and I love that.
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
So true. #BookSky
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Miss Kimmi Kitty Mama @miss-kimmi.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
A visit to a used bookstore? Sounds good to me!
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