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31 • she/her • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ • 💖 @marble.bsky.social • professional thing-doer, green socialist, queer anglican, hugger, train fancier, duck enjoyer 📍 Leicester, UK averyis.online sportsposting: @sportsball.duckenjoyer.gay

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Avery @averyis.online · 1h
Man, Richard E Grant’s a freaky little guy huh #CelebrityTraitors
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Avery @averyis.online · 10h
Came out as trans at work after coming out to my parents and it’s a little funny to me how little coming out at work mattered to me now my family knows
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Andrew Hickey @andrewhickey.500songs.com · 24/09/2026
DVDs aren't low-tech. They're just things you can actually own, that won't disappear overnight, that don't require a monthly subscription, that won't suddenly get reedited, that won't start putting adverts in the middle and that won't sell your data to the worst people in the world.
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Marie Gardiner @mariegardiner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I limited replies on a post where I was moaning about something that I didn't need or want advice on and I knew that people (men) would be unable to resist. A guy tagged me in on his own timeline in order to bypass that, so I told him why I'd turned off replies and he blocked me.
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cones @coneshotline.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
WHY IS THERE A CHIBI ANIME ANDY BURNHAM
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Lindsay 🎃 @broadwell.eu · 26/09/2026
happy henry day to all who celebrate BLESSED BE THE HENRY
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Daniel Benneworth-Gray @danielgray.com · 25/09/2026
picking up some new Taylor Swift songs from B&Q
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Avery @averyis.online · 25/09/2026
Returning with a hard thud from sabbatical to a conversation that basically went "I would like us to use AI to do this" "I would like us to not do that, here are our concerns" "Well we can just go around those concerns and do it anyway"
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Avery @averyis.online · 23/09/2026
I love modern customer service. The last tenant of the house I live in forgot to check the address they ordered a parcel to, I keep refusing delivery, and the parcel keeps being reattempted. The company they ordered from is asking me to take a picture of the parcel I don't have to fix this
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Avery @averyis.online · 22/09/2026
Received the pile of fees my old flat's agency is trying to deduct from our deposit and www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wtv...
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Jose Mourinho - If I speak I'm in big trouble
YouTube video by Arman
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 21/09/2026
great news! | patreon.com/lubchansky
PANEL 1: A TECH BRO running through the street, holding a laptop over his head.
TECH BRO: GREAT NEWS! I THINK I WROTE THE COMPUTER PROGRAM THAT'S GOING TO KILL EVERYONE.

PANEL 2: MATTIE peers at the laptop, which just says KILL ALL HUMANS on it, with a blinking cursor. Another WOMAN runs away.
MATTIE: IT LOOKS LIKE YOU JUST TYPED A SENTENCE HERE ON THE LATPOP.
WOMAN: AHHH! DON'T LET IT NEAR THE NUKES!

PANEL 3: The TECH BRO shakes his head.
TECH BRO: NO. YOU CRETIN, YOU DON'T TRULY UNDERSTAND ITS CAPABILITIES.
TECH BRO: PLUS, IT'S SCRAPED FROM SOMEONE *ELSE* TYPING IT. IDIOT.

PANEL 4: A BUSINESSMAN hands the SCIENTIST a big bag of money. The space behind him is also filled with bags.
BUSINESSMAN: HERE IT IS! EVERY PIECE OF CURRENCY EVER MINTED INCLUDING COINS FROM THE ANCIENT WORLD
TECH BRO: THANK YOU.
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Avery @averyis.online · 20/09/2026
Did the big ol' public wedding thing with my husband and our families and all our friends and gang, I'd highly recommend it
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Avery @averyis.online · 18/09/2026
Putting the finishing touches on the playlist for the Big Wedding
A text message: "I am apparently trying to kill you all with bangers" with a "Ha ha" react applied to it
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Jim Trinca @jimtrinca.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They want to make it really right wing
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Avery @averyis.online · 16/09/2026
had this in my head ever since I posted this
The Fox News "Autism Announcement" graphic but it says "Transgender Announcement" and it has my face on it
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Avery @averyis.online · 15/09/2026
Came out as trans to my parents four days before my Big Wedding and my Dad said he had an inkling because I'm starting to look a bit more like my mum, god bless estrogen
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I had this idea from reading the elizabeth holmes mouse post and then I couldn't do anything else until i painted the idea to completion
It is a cartoon mouse, like Jerry from Tom and Jerry, shaped like a wedge of cheese presumably because it has eaten a wedge of cheese. The mouse has Elizabeth Holmes' face. The mouse is saying "Why would I deceive you? There's no reason for me to do that."Nathan Fielder, looking into a fridge where the mouse has eaten a cheese, says skeptically "Okay. Alright."
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Avery @averyis.online · 12/09/2026
Two days in a row of Make Important Call and Send Important Email, I'm on a Sabbatical to avoid all of this 😭
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martin @trustworthym.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
old video game HD remake posting is it
screenshots from I Saw The TV Glow (2024). protag is lying on a couch, subtitles say "I started The Ping Opaque again."TV shows a corny-looking ice cream monster. subtitles "And it was nothing like I remembered it."TV shows a girl, subtitled "The whole thing felt cheesy and cheap."back to a blurred image of the protag on the couch in closeup. subtitled "I just felt embarrassed"
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Avery @averyis.online · 08/09/2026
Fucking hell!!!
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Avery @averyis.online · 07/09/2026
Sabbatical + Husband having a rough time in his final weeks at current job means I’ve assumed a new form: Housewifemaxxing
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Avery @averyis.online · 03/09/2026
Having folks over at short notice, with an easy dinner in mind, with the space to host them and wiggle around spaces, is such a balm after ten years of needing to go outside to properly socialise with friends
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Avery @averyis.online · 02/09/2026
Finally living a life free from tyranny (there is finally a lamp in the living room and I am no longer living under the scourge of the big light)
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Detritus Books @detritusbooks.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Avery @averyis.online · 30/08/2026
A regrettably shortened weekend at @greenbeltfestival.bsky.social (note to self: either learn to mudsurf or buy wellies for 2028!) but a beautiful one nonetheless. Let It All Go the theme — so we let go of rigid schedules, clean footwear, and FOMO. Wouldn’t have been anywhere else with my pals.
Markus looking into the sunlight. There’s a coffee in front of him.Grace Petrie at the Glade Stage at GreenbeltSome tents, and the sun hiding behind clouds as it sets. There’s this cute pastel multicoloured tipi tent in the middle distance. The Proclaimers on the Glade Stage, quite far away, at Greenbelt Festival
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Avery @averyis.online · 26/08/2026
God fucking damnit.
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Patrick Ness @patricknessbooks.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library has gifted over 150 million books (yes, 150 million) around the world. This is what goodness looks like. She ALSO brought us Buffy. She ALSO funded the Covid vaccine. She ALSO wrote “Jolene”. The most remarkable person. donate.imaginationlibrary.com
donate.imaginationlibrary.com
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Make a donation and support Dolly Parton's Imagination Library in communities around the world and help put more books into the hands of more children.
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Avery @averyis.online · 25/08/2026
There really isn’t anything other to say than: Dolly Parton was an icon whose time on earth was dedicated to helping and entertaining others. We could all do with being a bit more Dolly.
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Avery @averyis.online · 24/08/2026
Turned 31. Got some fantastic gifts. Ate steak frites and saw the Anthony Bourdain movie with my husband. Did a little potluck picnic with some friends. My heart is as full as my belly.
The whiteboard in our kitchen reads "HAPPY BDAY AVERY!" in my husband's handwriting with a bunch of hearts around it.Markus' gifts to me: Rhythm Paradise Groove (Rhythm Heaven Groove) and a Lord of Misrule Lush gift set.Markus is grinning while he holds a steak knife. He looks adorable. He's wearing a green shirt, glasses and a grey graphic t-shirt.My friends Charlie, Oli and Cory sat on picnic blankets, surrounded by food they and we have brought. You can see Markus and I's knees. There's a big park and some tall buildings in the background.
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My kind of café
4 panel comic:

Panel 1:  forg comes through a door. A pink blob worker in the foreground. Forg: “one coff please”
Panel 2: the pink blob worker behind a counter that is labeled “coffee”. A coffee poster on the wall. The blob asks “big or small?”
Panel 3: blob on foreground, forg in background. Forg: “big please!”, Blob: “ok”
Panel 4: forg sitting at a table with a HUGE cup of coffee in front of him. He is happy. He says “I enjoy this place”
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Avery @averyis.online · 24/08/2026
Turned 31. Got some fantastic gifts. Ate steak frites and saw the Anthony Bourdain movie with my husband. Did a little potluck picnic with some friends. My heart is as full as my belly.
The whiteboard in our kitchen reads "HAPPY BDAY AVERY!" in my husband's handwriting with a bunch of hearts around it.Markus' gifts to me: Rhythm Paradise Groove (Rhythm Heaven Groove) and a Lord of Misrule Lush gift set.Markus is grinning while he holds a steak knife. He looks adorable. He's wearing a green shirt, glasses and a grey graphic t-shirt.My friends Charlie, Oli and Cory sat on picnic blankets, surrounded by food they and we have brought. You can see Markus and I's knees. There's a big park and some tall buildings in the background.
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Avery @averyis.online · 24/08/2026
Happy Birthday Windows 95 (and also me I guess) (I am the same age as Windows 95)
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Avery @averyis.online · 23/08/2026
Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma!!!!!!!! Good!!!!!!!!
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Avery @averyis.online · 22/08/2026
Turns out the anniversary of your mum’s death is easier to handle when you have warm, generous company around you
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Avery @averyis.online · 20/08/2026
Shout out to living in a house big enough to have people over. I don't have to go to the pub and pay £5 for a pint of beer just to talk to a pal about nerd shit for a few hours. Shit rules
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Avery @averyis.online · 15/08/2026
Good week. Good stuff happened. Good Screen. averyis.online/posts/a-week...
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A week of big hugs - Good Screen
Last time I wrote here, things weren’t going so well. I said I wouldn’t get into the particulars of why things weren’t going so great, but six weeks later I’m...
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Avery @averyis.online · 15/08/2026
Good week. Good stuff happened. Good Screen. averyis.online/posts/a-week...
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A week of big hugs - Good Screen
Last time I wrote here, things weren’t going so well. I said I wouldn’t get into the particulars of why things weren’t going so great, but six weeks later I’m...
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Avery @averyis.online · 14/08/2026
That’s the first national, real use of the alert system right? Feels like there was a brief national “oh shit” for a sec
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Avery @averyis.online · 14/08/2026
Bloody hell!!
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 14/08/2026
They've Saddam Husseined him?
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bro. People are cool as fuck.
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Avery @averyis.online · 12/08/2026
Escaped the neighbours from hell. Found a plum tree in my new house. Had some great friends help us move everything as smoothly as possible. Went to a rooftop and saw the eclipse with my pals. An insane 48 hours. Mad to feel loved and supported and encouraged to grow.
My husband and I standing outside our new houseMy friends and I looking at the eclipse (obscured by my head)
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Sabrina Imbler @sabs.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
it's a good day to read this @eliacugini.bsky.social blog defector.com/its-time-to-...
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It’s Time To Grow Up | Defector
HBO’s new Harry Potter TV series is premiering this Christmas Day. Under current plans, it will last at least a decade. The trailer looks like the original films were run through an AI generator, but ...
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 28/06/2024
Chartreuse monks of France: we will distill the world's finest herbal liqueur Trappist monks of Belgium: we will brew the world's greatest beer Benedictine monks of England: we came up with a juice that makes you explode
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Avery @averyis.online · 06/08/2026
hey do you think if we legalise weed people would start smoking it indoors and I don't have to deal with the guy smoking FOUR TIMES A DAY outside of my fucking BEDROOM WINDOW anymore
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Avery @averyis.online · 05/08/2026
Photoshopping my head onto this picture for the 2027 budget
George Osborne at that one Tory Party Conference where he did the wide stance
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Avery @averyis.online · 04/08/2026
The curse of being a church treasurer is that sometimes you get to do something that really helps someone out and sometimes you say something that makes you sound like George Osborne
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 02/08/2026
Median UK voter in 2026, as predicted by Hugh Laurie some decades ago:
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My father was a Conservative...

...my mother voted Labour...

...so suppose, by rights, ought
to be a Liberal Democrat...

...but in actual fact, I'm a Nazi!
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Florence @justflorence.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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Happycrumble ⭐ @rumwik.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I will use my laptop to pester everyone with silly dog doodles this August #art #dog #doggust
Silly doodle of a brown dachshund, drawn shakily with a mouse.
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