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@averyis.online
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31 • she/her • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ • 💖 @marble.bsky.social • professional thing-doer, green socialist, queer anglican, hugger, train fancier, duck enjoyer 📍 Leicester, UK averyis.online sportsposting: @sportsball.duckenjoyer.gay

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Avery @averyis.online · 1h
Welcome to the club Sarah!! Having just cleared the final boss of coming out in my own life I really relate to “It is a very weird conversation to have, and it is tough to start”, but well done for taking this step 💖
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Avery @averyis.online · 4h
Man, Richard E Grant’s a freaky little guy huh #CelebrityTraitors
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Avery @averyis.online · 11h
I almost posted the transgender announcement picture at work and it took so much restraint not to do it
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Avery @averyis.online · 12h
Senior manager coming to me in a nice way like “oh you must be feeling a lot of emotions” just for me to go “yeah if anyone here has a problem with me they’ll just be quiet you’re fine”
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Avery @averyis.online · 12h
Came out as trans at work after coming out to my parents and it’s a little funny to me how little coming out at work mattered to me now my family knows
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Andrew Hickey @andrewhickey.500songs.com · 24/09/2026
DVDs aren't low-tech. They're just things you can actually own, that won't disappear overnight, that don't require a monthly subscription, that won't suddenly get reedited, that won't start putting adverts in the middle and that won't sell your data to the worst people in the world.
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Marie Gardiner @mariegardiner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I limited replies on a post where I was moaning about something that I didn't need or want advice on and I knew that people (men) would be unable to resist. A guy tagged me in on his own timeline in order to bypass that, so I told him why I'd turned off replies and he blocked me.
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cones @coneshotline.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
WHY IS THERE A CHIBI ANIME ANDY BURNHAM
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Lindsay 🎃 @broadwell.eu · 26/09/2026
happy henry day to all who celebrate BLESSED BE THE HENRY
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Daniel Benneworth-Gray @danielgray.com · 25/09/2026
picking up some new Taylor Swift songs from B&Q
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Avery @averyis.online · 25/09/2026
Returning with a hard thud from sabbatical to a conversation that basically went "I would like us to use AI to do this" "I would like us to not do that, here are our concerns" "Well we can just go around those concerns and do it anyway"
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Avery @averyis.online · 23/09/2026
I love modern customer service. The last tenant of the house I live in forgot to check the address they ordered a parcel to, I keep refusing delivery, and the parcel keeps being reattempted. The company they ordered from is asking me to take a picture of the parcel I don't have to fix this
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Avery @averyis.online · 22/09/2026
I’m aware
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Avery @averyis.online · 22/09/2026
Received the pile of fees my old flat's agency is trying to deduct from our deposit and www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wtv...
youtube.com
Jose Mourinho - If I speak I'm in big trouble
YouTube video by Arman
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 21/09/2026
great news! | patreon.com/lubchansky
PANEL 1: A TECH BRO running through the street, holding a laptop over his head.
TECH BRO: GREAT NEWS! I THINK I WROTE THE COMPUTER PROGRAM THAT'S GOING TO KILL EVERYONE.

PANEL 2: MATTIE peers at the laptop, which just says KILL ALL HUMANS on it, with a blinking cursor. Another WOMAN runs away.
MATTIE: IT LOOKS LIKE YOU JUST TYPED A SENTENCE HERE ON THE LATPOP.
WOMAN: AHHH! DON'T LET IT NEAR THE NUKES!

PANEL 3: The TECH BRO shakes his head.
TECH BRO: NO. YOU CRETIN, YOU DON'T TRULY UNDERSTAND ITS CAPABILITIES.
TECH BRO: PLUS, IT'S SCRAPED FROM SOMEONE *ELSE* TYPING IT. IDIOT.

PANEL 4: A BUSINESSMAN hands the SCIENTIST a big bag of money. The space behind him is also filled with bags.
BUSINESSMAN: HERE IT IS! EVERY PIECE OF CURRENCY EVER MINTED INCLUDING COINS FROM THE ANCIENT WORLD
TECH BRO: THANK YOU.
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Avery @averyis.online · 20/09/2026
We put Music Sounds Better With You on and the Dad in a family we're friends with spent the whole 6 minutes killing a dance routine he basically made up on the spot. Greatest night of my life. Everything hurts.
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Avery @averyis.online · 20/09/2026
thank you!!!!!!!!
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Avery @averyis.online · 20/09/2026
Did the big ol' public wedding thing with my husband and our families and all our friends and gang, I'd highly recommend it
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Avery @averyis.online · 20/09/2026
If you get one I can try and convince you to play a Rhythm Heaven game and that makes it worth it imo
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Avery @averyis.online · 19/09/2026
Oh HELL yeah
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Avery @averyis.online · 18/09/2026
I'm trying not to explode my parents this week unforch
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Avery @averyis.online · 18/09/2026
Putting the finishing touches on the playlist for the Big Wedding
A text message: "I am apparently trying to kill you all with bangers" with a "Ha ha" react applied to it
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Jim Trinca @jimtrinca.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They want to make it really right wing
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Avery @averyis.online · 17/09/2026
As you should tbh!!
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Avery @averyis.online · 16/09/2026
(also thank you, and thank you for both reminding me that I have to live and for being a visible trans woman in my online life for so long 💖)
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Avery @averyis.online · 16/09/2026
only work to go and The Man Who Lives In My Head is finally dead, like the end of a horror movie
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Avery @averyis.online · 16/09/2026
hang on is everything I announce from here on out a transgender announcement
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Avery @averyis.online · 16/09/2026
had this in my head ever since I posted this
The Fox News "Autism Announcement" graphic but it says "Transgender Announcement" and it has my face on it
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Avery @averyis.online · 15/09/2026
This is legitimately the best thing my country’s government has done in years
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Avery @averyis.online · 15/09/2026
(or publicly ANYWHERE online tbh, transing your gender is good and fun and more people should do it, I'm going to calm down now)
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Avery @averyis.online · 15/09/2026
(also hello yes I don't think I really publicly said it here I'm a girl)
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Avery @averyis.online · 15/09/2026
Came out as trans to my parents four days before my Big Wedding and my Dad said he had an inkling because I'm starting to look a bit more like my mum, god bless estrogen
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I had this idea from reading the elizabeth holmes mouse post and then I couldn't do anything else until i painted the idea to completion
It is a cartoon mouse, like Jerry from Tom and Jerry, shaped like a wedge of cheese presumably because it has eaten a wedge of cheese. The mouse has Elizabeth Holmes' face. The mouse is saying "Why would I deceive you? There's no reason for me to do that."Nathan Fielder, looking into a fridge where the mouse has eaten a cheese, says skeptically "Okay. Alright."
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Avery @averyis.online · 12/09/2026
Two days in a row of Make Important Call and Send Important Email, I'm on a Sabbatical to avoid all of this 😭
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Avery @averyis.online · 09/09/2026
ngl I did come up with a reply to this and then I realised this is just bait, have a nice day
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Avery @averyis.online · 08/09/2026
Unfortunately in a stuff-wanting society folks will just buy it anyways either out of ignorance or resignation. That being said LG TVs are the power user’s recommendation, so maybe there’ll be some actual movement there
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Avery @averyis.online · 08/09/2026
Oh HELL yeah
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Avery @averyis.online · 08/09/2026
Yeah. But no nice TV’s worth this level of incisiveness unforch
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Avery @averyis.online · 08/09/2026
I mean the problem here is that even without internet access it’s still recording you in the hopes that one day it *will* get a connection. We all just have to tell folks to stop buying LG TVs
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martin @trustworthym.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
old video game HD remake posting is it
screenshots from I Saw The TV Glow (2024). protag is lying on a couch, subtitles say "I started The Ping Opaque again."TV shows a corny-looking ice cream monster. subtitles "And it was nothing like I remembered it."TV shows a girl, subtitled "The whole thing felt cheesy and cheap."back to a blurred image of the protag on the couch in closeup. subtitled "I just felt embarrassed"
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Avery @averyis.online · 08/09/2026
Fucking hell!!!
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Avery @averyis.online · 08/09/2026
You know it’s Housewifemaxxing because almost a full month into the new place I’ve finally cracked how to load the dishwasher in a way that does a good consistent clean
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Avery @averyis.online · 07/09/2026
He was feeling a little overwhelmed and sick today so I've fed him soup and made him eat it in the dining room with me but otherwise just given him space. Now he's doing a little cross stitch and I'm just sat here like 🥰
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Avery @averyis.online · 07/09/2026
I made soup the other day. I occasionally pine for when my husband comes home from work. I have almost said “hubby” at least once
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Avery @averyis.online · 07/09/2026
Sabbatical + Husband having a rough time in his final weeks at current job means I’ve assumed a new form: Housewifemaxxing
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Avery @averyis.online · 04/09/2026
It is, unfortunately, all downhill from here
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Avery @averyis.online · 03/09/2026
It’s weird to have gone from “we need to meet somewhere in/near town” to “I’ll come to yours” so quickly
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Avery @averyis.online · 03/09/2026
Having folks over at short notice, with an easy dinner in mind, with the space to host them and wiggle around spaces, is such a balm after ten years of needing to go outside to properly socialise with friends
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Avery @averyis.online · 03/09/2026
Sending the Monzo requests to my husband so I can get myself a nice treat out of the Big Light Situation
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Avery @averyis.online · 02/09/2026
rage, rage against the bigness of the light
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