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Leo

@australeo.executable.page
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professional software contortionist. posts about food, books, cats, occasionally re/vr. [he/him]

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Otto von Biz Markie @donachaidh.bsky.social · 12h
Russia can't even take the Donbas from an army that had to be built on the fly but sure, they're gonna square up with NATO Jacobin fucking sucks so much
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Leo @australeo.executable.page · 12h
Very fun to see 40K go mainstream. In the age of doomscrolling more people should try touching some paint(ed plastic models of an ork).
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Top ten most foreboding sentence I've ever read.
She had bought raw goat milk from a farm recommended to her in a Facebook group run by her chiropractor
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Leo @australeo.executable.page · 07/10/2026
If you are reading this, why do you still use Facebook?
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the UK has three industries: higher education, whisky, and Games Workshop.
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Leo @australeo.executable.page · 04/10/2026
This 👏 Place 👏 Has 👏 The 👏 Juice.
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Leo @australeo.executable.page · 02/10/2026
One of the first 0-days I ever found (and reported) was in this system. It uses an undocumented binary format for serialising creds, which I fuzzed. There was a heap OOB write in the deserialiser which could be triggered inside LSASS if you asked it to restore from a malformed backup file.
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You want an example of focusing on culture war bullshit instead of warfighting, THIS is it. Hegseth isn't worried about the fact that he's set US policy goals in the Gulf back literal decades, no, he's too busy monitoring soldiers' testosterone levels and reveling in what slurs he gets to use.
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Russell Irving @rginteger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm not much of a Pokémon person, but my son is & trying to buy him cards at retail prices has been nigh on impossible the last couple of years, and I refuse to pay scalpers for anything. So it warms the cockles of my heart to see so many of them having a full meltdown about the recent set. Enjoy!!
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Rust Language @rust-lang.org · 17/09/2026
⚠️ We believe that there is an ongoing campaign targeting owners of popular crates and rust-lang team members that is attempting to compromise devices and accounts in order to use them to publish malware. See our blog post for details: blog.rust-lang.org/2026/09/17/t...
blog.rust-lang.org
Be alert: targeted attacks on prominent Rustaceans | Rust Blog
Empowering everyone to build reliable and efficient software.
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Eliot Higgins @eliothiggins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I remember the absolute garbage people who fell hook, line and sinker for Assadists propaganda on this, and attacked those of us who called that out - Assad regime planned US journalist's kidnap for weeks, BBC finds www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Austin Tice: Assad regime planned US journalist's kidnap for weeks, BBC finds
Austin Tice’s abduction was approved by Syria’s former leader Bashar al-Assad, a source claims.
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Leo @australeo.executable.page · 16/09/2026
Wonder how much extremely sensitive signals gear is currently strewn unsecured across an abandoned airfield in the Gulf…
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max power 🌌 @sneptech.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
what the fuck
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spooky Deirdre Connolly¹ ² at a distance @durumcrustulum.com · 11/09/2026
attacking public package managers (not just private ones!!) to do benign internet queries seems to be a severe misalignment issue!!
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Leo @australeo.executable.page · 10/09/2026
Me: *at my secret CIA base desk job trying to write a report about how we swapped all the Bernie votes with confetti in 2016* The Vice President of the USA on the speakerphone in front of me: “… I did a quiz and it said the Ayatollah is a Monica, but I’m more of a Rachel. Does that make sense?”
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Leo @australeo.executable.page · 08/09/2026
Me at 16:00 the day before: “I just need to get this feature working as a poc, just comment out the other stuff, add more println! and write raw stubs. Me the next morning:
static.klipy.com
Veep: Nervous Laughter Reaction
ALT: Veep: Nervous Laughter Reaction
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Leo @australeo.executable.page · 05/09/2026
So it begins… (barbecuing a shoulder for pulled pork)
The lid of a Webber charcoal kettle grill is visible on a balcony with pot plants in the background. There is grey-white smoke billowing from the top vent.
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Leo @australeo.executable.page · 03/09/2026
4) Capture someone else’s slides on a different topic mid-flight via the conference wifi, rewrite a few key phrases, then relay them to the presenters as your own.
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J. C. Cantwell 🌻 @segfaultvicta.aludel.xyz · 02/09/2026
a few years ago i vividly remember making the claim that we were going to start seeing articles complaining about how self-driving cars stopped short of running toddlers over, and i thought i was being needlessly cynical, but i guess i just had the orb of prophecy lol
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Leo @australeo.executable.page · 01/09/2026
The number of “boutiques” making baby clothes with these instructions is crazy. Have any of y’all ever met a baby???
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spooky Deirdre Connolly¹ ² at a distance @durumcrustulum.com · 01/09/2026
"Fable, write me something in C" "No. 🙂"
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Leo @australeo.executable.page · 30/08/2026
www.abc.net.au/news/2026-08... Secret Harbour is full of “residents nominating British or Australian ancestry”. (Also New Zealand and South Africa fwiw) Just say racist white people, this is taking forever.
abc.net.au
One Nation is coming for the establishment and no one is safe
Pauline Hanson says she can smash Labor and, given the anger in the community, perhaps that messaging is resonating.
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Cav(R), Gentleman Rogue @combatcavscout.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I love when @faineg.bsky.social stirs the USAID pot. There are only two reasons people disliked USAID and they both come down to placing less value on the lives of struggling people around the globe than on your opinion of America.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express
All the Star Trek characters played by Jeffrey Combs
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Inkling @printinkling.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
HUMANS OF THE NORTHEAST US THE CAT DISTRIBUTION SYSTEM NEEDS YOU A bonded pair just lost their human to pancreatic cancer. Very mild special needs (some not-too-pricey special food, a little environmental awareness is all) Can we keep these babies together and safe?
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Leo @australeo.executable.page · 21/08/2026
Too many Rust projects have a dependency graph that would make NPM blush and they should be embarrassed.
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Rust Language @rust-lang.org · 20/08/2026
⚠️ A few hours ago, a malicious crate was discovered on crates.​io which spread as a dependency of `arrayref` and some other crates, likely due to compromised credentials. The affected versions have been deleted. For details and how to see if you are impacted, see: blog.rust-lang.org/2026/08/20/s...
blog.rust-lang.org
Supply chain attack on arrayref | Rust Blog
Empowering everyone to build reliable and efficient software.
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Leo @australeo.executable.page · 18/08/2026
JavaScript engine developers would literally rather add another optimising compiler instead of going to therapy 😓
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Otto von Biz Markie @donachaidh.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Well we can discount #2 since obviously Zuck & co. would never do anything shady
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Leo @australeo.executable.page · 12/08/2026
I have seen the adblocker skeet
Screenshot of a famous tweet by Lauren aka NotABigJerk: “I’m not falling for that hot take. That’s clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. I refuse to participate in that kind of perversion”
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 11/08/2026
imagine how much closer we’d be to a functional society if we just, you know, actually punished horrid little white boys when they commit crimes
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Leo @australeo.executable.page · 11/08/2026
giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/... OpenAI’s head of ethics leaves start-up less than one year after joining | Seems to me that when the person responsible for post ~2020 “ethics” policy at Meta leaves a company it’s probably a good thing for that company’s ethics??
Highlighted text from the FT article: ‘During her six years at Meta, she developed and led the company’s AI ethics programmes and embedded their principles into products such as Instagram and Facebook.’
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
people will be like "well homeschooling worked great for me" and like sure, ok, I don't doubt it, but religious conservatives are raising swarms of children who can't read and don't know what the sun is and I think we may need to return to a seatbelt-mandate-style solution to this issue
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Crits For Cats, Inc. Cat Rescue @crits4cats.org · 08/08/2026
Today is #InternationalCatDay — we want to highlight some of our very special adoptable young cats who have been overlooked & are just waiting for the perfect homes. Junco & Sparrow have had a long road to socialization but are really nice kids. Elena is a CUDDLER who loves attention. bit.ly/4cOmi21
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Leo @australeo.executable.page · 07/08/2026
You may not like it, but this is what peak LLM contribution policy looks like (I genuinely think this is a great idea)
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Kevin Elliott @kjephd.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Facebook has been paying a white nationalist & Neo-Nazi to produce content on their platform through an invitation-only revenue-sharing program. This guy has even been banned from Musk's *X*. Very good write-up here with good context.
abc.net.au
Facebook pays controversial creators to produce rage-bait content
An ABC NEWS Verify investigation reveals Facebook is directly funding some controversial Australian content creators including a white nationalist and an anti-vaxxer influencer.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 03/08/2026
Please hire my partner so we can move somewhere that’s not Boston! (Also my partner is very smart and experienced):
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Eschire Cat-tle, MSc @escherbug.art · 28/07/2026
She loved her surgery cone for the first couple days (it made her feel powerful and intimidating) so we got her a courted ruff to look sinister in.
Lt the black cat wearing a champagne colored ribbon ruff and a suspicious expression.
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Leo @australeo.executable.page · 25/07/2026
Vaxxed?
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Leo @australeo.executable.page · 23/07/2026
Youth pastor voice: “you know who else ended up getting nailed by cross-fitters?”
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Jan Adriaenssens @verbeeld.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Brutal photo caption from The Guardian: “Gianni Infantino carefully explains to Donald Trump that he is not part of the Spanish national team.”
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Leo @australeo.executable.page · 19/07/2026
I woke up late so I only saw the last *checks notes* 27 hours of that game, but glad to see such a well deserved win for Spain! 🇪🇸
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People's Government of the Pelargir Commune 🇺🇦🇱🇹🇵🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @dov.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
*takes a deep breath* I think what you can see in GRRM's work is a kind of typically American fascination with the Old World, where the most vulgar aspects of its Middle Ages are regarded with a sort of voyeurism, a sort of fetishism.
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Leo @australeo.executable.page · 18/07/2026
These are the same people who justify their inexplicably large C-Suite salaries with statements about “immense responsibility” and “making tough decisions”. The 21st century equivalent of the inbred and incompetent aristocracy.
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Guided By Gumbo @guidedbygumbo.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
The movie holds up. As does this great anecdote courtesy of Sam Neill and Jeff Goldblum.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 12/07/2026
i know you’re looking for it. here she is, girls. here she is, world
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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
anubis furry cartoon 

first panel to whaddup, it’s ya boi anubis, back at it again with another soul unboxing video 

2nd panel anubis weighing a heart and feathers the feathers are lighter 

“now as you can see, this one is a lot heavier than a feather, which longtime viewers will know is really bad haha
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Allison Nixon @nixonnixoff.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
a political fraudster decided to start an infosec company and he's going to get eaten alive krebsonsecurity.com/2026/07/felo... his tweet about the krebs article is very funny x.com/c2iris/statu...
krebsonsecurity.com
Felons, Fraudsters Flog Offensive Cybersecurity Startup
A cybersecurity startup dangling millions of dollars to acquire zero-day security vulnerabilities in popular software is run by a pair of far-right conspiracy theorists and convicted felons whose most...
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 05/07/2026
I want this to be a painting
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