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@australeo.executable.page
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professional software contortionist. posts about food, books, cats, occasionally re/vr. [he/him]

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Leo @australeo.executable.page · 04/10/2026
This 👏 Place 👏 Has 👏 The 👏 Juice.
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Leo @australeo.executable.page · 05/09/2026
So it begins… (barbecuing a shoulder for pulled pork)
The lid of a Webber charcoal kettle grill is visible on a balcony with pot plants in the background. There is grey-white smoke billowing from the top vent.
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Leo @australeo.executable.page · 03/09/2026
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Leo @australeo.executable.page · 12/08/2026
I have seen the adblocker skeet
Screenshot of a famous tweet by Lauren aka NotABigJerk: “I’m not falling for that hot take. That’s clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. I refuse to participate in that kind of perversion”
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Leo @australeo.executable.page · 11/08/2026
giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/... OpenAI’s head of ethics leaves start-up less than one year after joining | Seems to me that when the person responsible for post ~2020 “ethics” policy at Meta leaves a company it’s probably a good thing for that company’s ethics??
Highlighted text from the FT article: ‘During her six years at Meta, she developed and led the company’s AI ethics programmes and embedded their principles into products such as Instagram and Facebook.’
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Leo @australeo.executable.page · 23/06/2026
I got all haughty about war being terrible and absolutely not being a WWII enjoyer or whatever, and then I realised that this absolutely applies to the Horus Heresy too and I had to sit down…
A 2D compass diagram representing the possible kinds of “dad”. North: touching grass, East: sports fan, South: big bookshelf, West, Trekkie. There is a scrappy yellow cross clearly appended by the poster in the southwest corner.
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Leo @australeo.executable.page · 11/06/2026
Real kings know.
A screen capture of the character “Confidence”, from the Red Dwarf season one episode “Confidence and Paranoia”
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Leo @australeo.executable.page · 28/05/2026
Gross
A cropped screenshot of an email notification with the heading: International IPO Opportunity | SpaceX
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Leo @australeo.executable.page · 17/04/2026
My wife and I have been very concerned that our (imminent!) child has access to the finest cultural artefacts of our time, so rather than rely on steaming services we’ve taken matters into our own hands.
The two genders. On the left: the complete seasons 1 to 13 Red Dwarf blu-ray box set. On the right: the complete seasons 1-7 Deep Space Nine DVD box set.
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Leo @australeo.executable.page · 31/12/2025
Happy new year folks, here are some cats.
A black and white cat (Abigail), tightly curled up in order to fit herself into a ceramic flower pot. Her face is tucked into her paws with some whiskers sticking out. The flowers growing inside it do not look particularly happy. The pot is surrounded by other plants and sitting on stone tiles.A very fluffy black cat (Nona) is lying on a teal carpet looking up at the camera. She has pointy ears, a large tummy and skinny legs. Her back feet extend over the edge of the carpet and onto floorboards, and there are flowers visible at the top of the frame.
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Leo @australeo.executable.page · 16/07/2025
I didn’t know Tesla software was written in rust!
A screenshot from an FT news article reading: “It’s relatively easy to steal or mimic hardware IP,” says one person close to Tesla. “It’s almost impossible to reverse-engineer our software.”
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Leo @australeo.executable.page · 01/02/2025
While he’s here you should visit Melbourne museum! It has some amazing dinosaurs, most especially this stegosaurus. To this day it remains one of the most stunning things I’ve ever seen. (This photo doesn’t do it justice)
A photograph of a stegosaurus skeleton. It is the centrepiece of an otherwise dark room. It is enormous, and the bone richly textured by age.
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Leo @australeo.executable.page · 06/01/2025
This is a favourite of ours when we don’t have the energy for anything fancy. We use a packet of frozen peas and ignore the cream and croutons. Real chicken stock is best if you have it. Have also subbed butter for EVOO in a pinch. Ends up being 4 ingredients in 30 mins and really tasty!
A photograph of a page from a recipe book for Garden Pea Soup with Cream.
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Leo @australeo.executable.page · 29/12/2024
My wife is doing her best to get us cut out of my grandmother’s will.
A pair of Scrabble tile holders sit on a windowsill. The tiles placed on them spell out “Merry Shitscram” with the first ‘S’ precariously balanced between the holders.
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Leo @australeo.executable.page · 05/11/2024
Today is very stressful so please enjoy this picture of my cat Shirley. She will be 16(!) next week. She spends most of her day sleeping on a giant pillow on my lap while I work at my desk.
An elderly calico cat, fast asleep on a giant fluffy pillow, propped up in front of a desk. A rainbow-RGB keyboard and mouse are visible on the desk.
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Leo @australeo.executable.page · 07/09/2024
A large orange and white cat sitting in a garden bed.Two Siamese cats snuggled on a turquoise blanket.An old, fluffy calico cat lying on her side on a desk. She is fast asleep.
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Leo @australeo.executable.page · 09/04/2024
Our extremely adorable 15 year old rescue cat has a bed on my desk. We got her around Christmas last year and it’s been so good to see her go from hiding under our bed for a week straight to being this relaxed in just a few months.
A extremely cute calico cat, fast asleep on a cream coloured cat bed. The bed is on a work desk, next to a printer and keyboard.
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Leo @australeo.executable.page · 15/12/2023
Ideal summer evening.
A photograph of a fancy looking cocktail containing gin, cucumber, berries and a sprig of rosemary. In the background is a large orange cat lying in the sun.
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Leo @australeo.executable.page · 22/09/2023
Been seeing that guy's "I found exploits in Bsky and they won't fix them!!1!" post going around again. I am also a security researcher, and I do not take the issues raised particularly seriously. I would barely call them exploits, and it's completely understandable that they aren't a priority.
"As a security researcher, I take security extremely seriously."
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Leo @australeo.executable.page · 14/09/2023
Last night’s feast!
A table spread including freshly cooked flatbread, tabouli, felafel, tzatziki and char grilled vegetables.
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Leo @australeo.executable.page · 14/09/2023
“Slightly deranged” 😂
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Leo @australeo.executable.page · 13/09/2023
Had my first Weber kettle for a few weeks now and absolutely loving it. Started with burgers (not pictured), then a tomahawk, pork shoulder (for pulling), and last night did grilled chicken and cabbage wedges.
Four plates on a wooden table. From clockwise from top left: grilled Tajìn marinated chicken thighs and scallions with crisp grill marks, cherry tomato salad, yellow rice cooked in stock (and a touch of turmeric), grilled cabbage wedges with burnt edges and drizzled with the same marinade as the chicken.A small smoked pork shoulder on a blue plate next to a stove. The bark is a rich, dark brown and looks extremely crispy.A whole, charcoal grilled tomahawk steak sitting on a large wooden cutting board. A large knife is laid alongside for comparison.
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Leo @australeo.executable.page · 10/09/2023
WEEKEND WEEKEND WEEKEND
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Leo @australeo.executable.page · 01/09/2023
POV: you are in the middle of cleaning your desk, and your cat has an unexpected number of legs.
A picture of a black coloured wooden desk surface. There a streaks where it has been wiped with a damp cloth. In the centre of the frame are 5 cat paw prints and a small amount of dirt and debris.
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Leo @australeo.executable.page · 18/08/2023
A cropped screenshot of a Bluesky user joking about the site being unusable in a post which has been duplicated in the timeline, suggesting that Bluesky is indeed unstable.
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Leo @australeo.executable.page · 14/07/2023
X-post from Mastodon.
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Leo @australeo.executable.page · 13/06/2023
Late entry: Hera falling asleep on her face 😭
Two Siamese cats swaddled in blankets, the one in the foreground is fast asleep with her face planted nose-first in the blanket.
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Leo @australeo.executable.page · 28/05/2023
Dinner last night was an absolutely incredible Canard à La presse. 2 week dry-aged duck, skin crisped on a rotisserie, carved rare at the table then carcass pressed. Breasts finished out back but sauce made table side by the head chef. 11/10 culinary experience.
An anonymous woman sitting at a white-cloth dining table. Directly in front of her is a plate of carved duck breast covered in a luxurious dark brown sauce, alongside some cubed vegetables and a precise slick of glossy mashed potato.

In the centre of the table is a serving dish containing duck leg gratin.An anonymous women posing next to a large gold coloured contraption consisting of a metal frame with a large screw-style press in the centre. The object also has sculpted duck feet…
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Leo @australeo.executable.page · 28/05/2023
How I know it’s cold this morning.
Two Siamese cats attempting to sit on the same in-floor heating vent. They appear somewhat unhappy with this arrangement.
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Leo @australeo.executable.page · 25/05/2023
First pumpkin of the season (3.6kg)!
A photograph of a large pumpkin which has been cut in half. It is lying on a wooden cutting board, and there is a cleaver-style knife to one side.
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Leo @australeo.executable.page · 20/05/2023
TFW you have a sudden swelling in your jaw and are now in the emergency vet waiting room 😭
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Leo @australeo.executable.page · 19/05/2023
Slow-braised beef rib curry, with carrot salad and (enormous) homemade naan.
A photograph of a dark blue bowl sitting on a large white plate. A portion of beef curry sits in the bowl, with a bright orange pile of grated carrot piled on one side. Next to the bowl, and barely fitting on the plate, is a large naan bread.
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Leo @australeo.executable.page · 17/05/2023
Stir-fried chicken and snake beans with blackened chillies and onion-cucumber salad. Not shabby for a weeknight!
A photograph of two bowls. The foreground bowl contains fried, minced chicken and diced snake beans, with a few blackened whole chillies on one side. In the background bowl there are thin slices of red onion mixed with peeled and sliced cucumber.
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Leo @australeo.executable.page · 17/05/2023
Hmm so basically my cat is a cheetah. That explains some things…
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Leo @australeo.executable.page · 15/05/2023
Wild BLÅHAJ sighting!
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Leo @australeo.executable.page · 15/05/2023
Made beef bulgogi rice bowls for dinner last night. Not as much char as I would like as we only have a stovetop, but still delicious!
A photograph of a ceramic bowl containing a heaped serving of browned beef, sprinkled with white sesame seeds. A few vegetables are visible underneath, as well as a small pile of kimchi. It is presumed that there is rice underneath, but it is not visible in the image.
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Leo @australeo.executable.page · 12/05/2023
The situation after a human remains sitting for more than 14 seconds in this house.
Two cats perched awkwardly on a sitting person’s lap. One of them is under a blanket.
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Leo @australeo.executable.page · 12/05/2023
That sucks! I hope things get better soon. Here’s Luna to help cheer you up.
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Leo @australeo.executable.page · 10/05/2023
Hera says “hi”.
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Leo @australeo.executable.page · 10/05/2023
Wholesome cat content.
Two Siamese cats lying on a blanket, next to a window. One is cleaning the other.
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Leo @australeo.executable.page · 08/05/2023
The nice thing about really cold weather is the cats getting 140% more adorable.
A photograph of two Siamese cats snuggling together next to a window.
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