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Austin Yorski

@austinyorski.bsky.social
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Podcaster (Dice Funk, Spew Punk, Crew Gunk) at Patreon.com/AustinYorski

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kylie b @roguesquirrel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
we literally root for charlie brown every step of the way, he is the main character the show has told us to love. he is who we want to see win. and then when lucy pulls the football away, the show is telling us it does not respect our time as a viewer.
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Alaska Public Media @alaskapublic.org · 30/09/2026
Meet Backpack, your 2026 Fat Bear Week champion. Backpack is 20 years old, weighs about 1,000 pounds and got his nickname because, as a cub, he loved riding on his mom's back across the Brooks River.
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Meet Backpack, Fat Bear Week’s chunky champ
Backpack went from hitching a ride on his mom’s back to cross the Brooks River to winning the hearts of fat bear fans around the world.
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Lindsay Ellis @lindsayellis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Can you imagine how brave you have to be to be a comedian with no podcast
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doctober @docseuss.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
baseball is parryslop
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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worm restraint @ctsmike.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Chase
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Time's running out, Michael: Get a rat...
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✨Cosmignon✨Commissions OPEN!✨ @cosmignon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Nighty Knights 💸🏹💉 // body horror #dicefunk #dnd #dungeonsanddragons #dndpodcast #ttrpgpodcast
An illustration framed in a coffin shape of the Baron. The Baron a fat pumpkin headed man in a red suit jacket, white gloves, blue vest, brown pants and top hat. His pumpkin head is taller than wide, and covered in a mess of bumps. His carved out eyes and mouth glow from a supernatural fire within. With one hand he holds his coat open, revealing that he has a variety of forged documents and pens stuffed into his jacket. He shows them off with pride, enticing the viewer to consider his wares. The background is a dark purple sky with the moon hanging large behind the Baron's figure.An illustration framed in a coffin shape of Desiree. Desiree is a thri kreen (bug humanoid) based on turantual hawk wasps: Her carapace is a bright, vibrant blue, and her wings that unfold behind her are bright orange. She's wearing a plain darker blue two piece outfit that leaves most of her body exposed, including her claws, midriff, and stinger. She's in the middle of pulling back an arrow in her bow, the arrowhead faintly glows orange. The background is a dark purple sky with the moon hanging large behind Desiree's figure.An illustration framed in a coffin shape of Stiorra. Stiorra is a humanoid woman who has been stitched together from a multitude of discolored pieces. Her dark brown hair hangs awkwardly as she tilts her head, her face has half the skin peeled off exposing muscle. Her neck is too long and boney, leaving her head limping to one side. She wears bloody surgeon's gloves while holding up a syringe and a pair of surgical scissors. Her lab coat is draped over her patchwork shirt and pants. The shirt is pushed up over a huge green tentacle attached to her stomach that reaches up into the air, holding her aloft. The background is a dark purple sky with the moon hanging large behind Stiorra's figure.
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Zoro Fab @zorofab.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hell Yeah
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 19/09/2026
WHEN THE INTENTIONAL SAFETY GOES WRONG NC STATE FUMBLES AND VANDY RECOVERS AND WINS AS TIME EXPIRES
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Nathan @nhlondon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Now that “sunishment” has been added to the Dice Funk lexicon, I’m waiting for someone to say “sunish me daddy”
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Kotaku @kotaku.com · 16/09/2026
Nearly everyone at Hyper Light Drifter maker Heart Machine has been laid off and the entire studio risks closing down after a publishing partner recently... kotaku.com/nearly-everyone-laid-as-…
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Austin Yorski @austinyorski.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You're gonna wanna hear about this shack. It's a pretty cool shack: www.patreon.com/austinyorski...
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Dice Funk S13.5: Part 10 - The Shack That Sucks You Off | Austin Yorski
Helioknights vs. Anasa tristis
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a man is standing in front of an older gentleman walking his dog in the park. The man, making a friendly gesture towards the little white dog, asks, “does he bite?” The older man replies, “no.” Panel 2: the little dog grabs the first man’s hand with his paw and gives the back of his hand a sensual smooch. Panel 3: the man pulls his hand back in disgust.
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 14/09/2026
IGN's ownership chooses busiest time for games media in years to lay a bunch of people off: aftermath.site/ign-layoffs-al...
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🍁 the Feychild 🍁 @thefeychild.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Slowly but surely catching up on New León episodes on Patreon. Lady Lin, Runt, and Syr Apollo León XXXII. #dicefunk #season13.5
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V. Martin @vmartinwrites.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
finally put clothes on lady lin from the bonus #dicefunk campaign #dicefunkcourage!
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.
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bitch princess of everything (batty) @batshaped.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i only have time for important thoughts
slowpoke (commission for thewiredept)
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Dan Olson @foldablehuman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Finally some good video game news www.gamespot.com/articles/bli...
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Blizzard Workers Win Historic Union Contract That Could Set A New Standard For Game Developers
Blizzard workers have secured AI guardrails and new protections against layoffs.
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V. Martin @vmartinwrites.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
a deer out of the woods and in way over his head and horns (banjo not included) #dicefunk #crochet #dicefunknewleon #dicefunkcourage
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Nik @nikftime.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I am participating in the companion campaign for the current season of #DicrFunk! The campaign is available on www.patreon.com/austinyorski for the lowlow price of $1. It'll be a few sessions before my scruffy catboy joins the cast, so get caught up now! Drawn by @dirtynerdygirly.bsky.social
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Austin Yorski @austinyorski.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
How I expect everyone to react when I make my little jokes:
A picture of a fisherman holding a hogfish with an open mouth
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
all these different teams make college football so confusing. just have one college football team and be done with it. settle down
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
This is his time.
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V. Martin @vmartinwrites.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
originally i was going to make something different but it didnt work out so i made the #newleon sun flaring #dicefunk #crochet #dicefunkcourage
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Austin Yorski @austinyorski.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Dipped into Hot Topic today for Wife Reasons. The only Deftones shirt they were selling was Saturday Night Wrist. Is that where Generation Alpha is at? What about "Cherry Waves" speaks to them so?
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Kirk McKeand @mckkirk.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Last month I went to Japan and spent an hour with FromSoftware’s Hidetaka Miyazaki, in an attempt to understand why he makes games the way he does. He also told me he doesn’t have a foot fetish. www.theguardian.com/games/2026/s...
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‘Ruin and decay bring a chance of rebirth’: Hidetaka Miyazaki on uniting players in a damaged world
As FromSoftware’s new multiplayer game The Duskbloods nears release, the legendary game director behind Dark Souls talks connection, pessimism and of course, feet
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Ferret Every Hour @ferretperhour.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Austin Yorski @austinyorski.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"Where is Kamchatka?" - @pussyfullawasps.bsky.social the fake Risk fan
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Austin Yorski @austinyorski.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Mainline Final Fantasy single-player games ranked from best to worst: 6 7 10 4 9 16 15 13 1 12 8 5 2 3
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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
new food pyramid says u gotta eat mad ants every day. thats all it says.
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Crushed @silenttakedown.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
yeah sure whatever, let lara croft cook potato stew on her phone for 2m0s of damage resistance who gives a shit anymore
a screenshot from the upcoming remake of Tomb Raider 1. lara croft is looking at her phone in the middle of an ancient ruin, and it's showing her a generic crafting menu, and a png of saucepan of stew that apparently her phone lets her cook for "Damage resistance" if she has 6 potatoes
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Kotaku @kotaku.com · 31/08/2026
If you or someone you know has been personally victimized by Mega Charizard Y, the Pokemon World Championships was probably pretty cathartic. kotaku.com/pokemon-world-championsh…
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Pokémon’s World Champion Made History By Dethroning Charizard
Dragonite helped pull off a Championship win for the first time in the series’ 30 years
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 28/08/2026
hey just making sure everyone knows tom hardy put out a rap album where he does the “"now is the winter of our discontent” monologue from richard III in the bane voice on one of the tracks. okay have a good weekend
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Laura Kate Dale - LauraKBuzz @laurakbuzz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Just got confirmation I'm able to share this. I worked on Resonance: A Plague Tale Legacy as an accessibility consultant, providing feedback during development. You can read about some of the game's accessibility features here. store.steampowered.com/news/app/271...
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Resonance: A Plague Tale Legacy - Accessibility Features - Blog - Steam News
Puttingforward the different accessibility features implemented in Resonance: A Plague Tale Legacy.
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✨Cosmignon✨Commissions OPEN!✨ @cosmignon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
On this week's Dice Funk we spend some time listening to the cool tunes of Hatsmune Creepu, so here's Stiorra doing just that. Don't EVEN worry about what happened to her skin, she's working on it 🎃 youtu.be/mYmhPHLqywY?... #dicefunk #dnd #dungeonsanddragons #dndpodcast #ttrpgpodcast
An illustration of Stiorra, a reanimated corpse woman, lounging on a filthy red couch in a club setting. Numerous people are in the darkness of the background. 
Stiorra is wearing a top hat and mostly full body covering vest and suit with mismatched patterned sleeves. Her skin is missing, exposing the muscles of her face and arms. Her stomach is also exposed because it has a green tentacle surgically attached. The tentacle holds a martini with an eyeball in it.A cropped close up of the previous Stiorra illustration.
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Laura Kate Dale - LauraKBuzz @laurakbuzz.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Triple-A vets and accessibility experts launch new game dev co-op: Raze and Rebuild Studio - GameDeveloper dot Com www.gamedeveloper.com/business/tri...
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Triple-A vets and accessibility experts launch new game dev co-op: Raze and Rebuild Studio
A group of game industry experts are taking a swing at the worker-owned co-operative studio model.
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🍂🐾 Apricot season 🔜 BLFC @sporadicrat.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
i love when they're Shapes 🥨
ferret doodle
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ustadh 🔒 @dragoman.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
They do NOT make prayer books like they used to
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Casey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The Brewers are up 22-0 over Seattle, and one of those runs came because Julio Rodríguez caught the second out and threw it into the stands thinking it was the third.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 05/07/2026
PROTIP: Before responding to a post online, press “X” to equip EYEBALLS to perform the READ action to check if ten people have already said the same exact unfunny non-joke
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brendan mordheim @brendanmcleod.dev · 21/12/2025
DON DRAPER: Magic isn't just about being a wizard - It's about being a magician. It's a performance. Every card should delight the player ... and their opponent. PETE: Here's an idea - no blue cards. Only fruits play blue anyway. LANE: back at exeter it was quite common to splash blue PETE: See?
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
the successfully reintroduced fisher
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Pine Marten Eating by Robert E Fuller
ALT: Pine Marten Eating by Robert E Fuller
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🍁 the Feychild 🍁 @thefeychild.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
🐝🐝🐝 Queenie Goldenblossom 🐝🐝🐝 #dicefunk
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Laura Kate Dale - LauraKBuzz @laurakbuzz.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Surprise, I'm now co-founder at a new indie game development studio!
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V. Martin @vmartinwrites.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Tree or Snake? Snake or Tree? #dicefunk #dicefunkbanyan #crochet
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Cait 🏳️‍⚧️ @cait-escape.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
@laurakbuzz.bsky.social I painted Baron :D one of my favorite characters this season, maybe I'll do a second one of Norab
Acrylic on canvas painting of a large pumpkin man offering the viewer a paper which says "Fake document" on it
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cmrn knzlmn @ckunzelman.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Something I see regularly in life is: people want to be informed but do not want to know. It seems like we live in a world that incentivizes that at every turn. I’m glad I get to make shows where we get to learn and know.
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
The future of social media is a magic sword that speaks to you telepathically
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Miceking @slimekingmike.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Runt, Lord of the Least #dicefunk
A squire weeping and clutching a radiant sword. He is encircled by an army of ants.
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