Auntimus Prime MA. @auntimusprimema.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I was just babysitting for some of my friends who are middle/older Gen Z. DID YOU KNOW THEY NEVER LEARNED HOW TO SPIDER ON A SWING?! I guess schools had seen too many of us land in the nurses office by the time they hit the swings 😂☠️. But don't worry, I taught their children The Way™. 010 0
Auntimus Prime MA. @auntimusprimema.bsky.social · 05/07/2026How is it that I'm surrounded by people whose homes are neater than mine and NONE of them are top sheet people. Like I'm the one with the messy home but these people are just out here raw dogging their beds, letting skin cells fly, like it's nothing. 120 0
Auntimus Prime MA. @auntimusprimema.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Anyone wanna watch the US v AUS game with me in Ilwaco, WA tomorrow? 020 0
Auntimus Prime MA. @auntimusprimema.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Happy Florence and the Machine is in the Same Building as Me Day! 060 0
Auntimus Prime MA. @auntimusprimema.bsky.social · 13/05/2026"the water is not in love with the cup that I drank from" 🎤 000 0
Auntimus Prime MA. @auntimusprimema.bsky.social · 01/03/2026@jortsthecat.bsky.social HONK HONK HEEK HONK HONK!! 000 0
Reposted by Auntimus Prime MA.Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 01/02/2026ICE using handicap hang tags? 43837892196 0
Reposted by Auntimus Prime MA.Cari Luna @cariluna.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Pretty much every Portlander has been tear-gassed by Feds or the Portland Police or both in the past decade. Spicy air won’t stop us. 0439 0
Reposted by Auntimus Prime MA.Lissa Harris 🌈🗑️🔥⚔️🐀 @lissaharris.bsky.social · 28/01/2026the original “the purpose of a system is what it does” 26820 0
Auntimus Prime MA. @auntimusprimema.bsky.social · 28/01/2026@floodlitorg.bsky.social partial resolution 🤷 010 0
Auntimus Prime MA. @auntimusprimema.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Dummy by Portishead is now 32 years old. This year is my 20th high school reunion. I can't identify my feelings about it. 030 0
Reposted by Auntimus Prime MA.Mecha-Herz @mechaherz.bsky.social · 25/01/2026My buddy's 15 year DnD group is imploding because a couple of the long time players are defending the ICE murders and everyone else is appalled. This is a red line for normal people in a "get the fuck out and never talk to me again" way. The evil and injustice is instantly recognizable. 111596235 0
Reposted by Auntimus Prime MA.Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 23/01/2026WHO removing Us Flag 62677343439 0
Reposted by Auntimus Prime MA.Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Clarissa explains it all to the DHS Instagram account 7291072054 0
Reposted by Auntimus Prime MA.Gregory Pratt @royalpratt.bsky.social · 25/01/2026A doctor on scene where federal agents shot and killed a man in Minneapolis: "ICE agents appeared to be counting his bullet wounds." 48128 0
Reposted by Auntimus Prime MA.molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 25/01/2026the children are protesting from inside the camps. i hope they know that we hear them. 112628726 0
Reposted by Auntimus Prime MA.Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/01/2026I can't put into words the feeling of watching our government, a hive of evil antisocial filth, the absolute worst humanity has to offer, colliding with the best. Ordinary people trying to help each other, risking everything to stand up for what's plainly, unambiguously fair and right. It's unreal 79210354236 0
Reposted by Auntimus Prime MA.shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 25/01/2026TMZ is now more reliable than the US govt and writes more truthful headlines than most so-called “serious” outlets www.tmz.com/2026/01/24/n... 271223358 0
Reposted by Auntimus Prime MA.The Jack of Kingfield @thejackofkingfield.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Mood in minneapolis right now 135258295394 0
Reposted by Auntimus Prime MA.Canerican™️ 🇨🇦🇺🇸 @canericanisms.bsky.social · 24/01/2026It’s the official government line that the man ICE murdered in Minneapolis “approached USBP officers with a 9mm handgun,” prompting “defensive shots.” That is a provable lie. I agree, however—he was aiming a weapon at ICE. That weapon was an operational cell-phone camera, and they ended him for it. 112 0
Reposted by Auntimus Prime MA.Tiffany Y @tiffanyye.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Alex Jeffrey Pretti, the man who was shot and killed by a border agent in Minneapolis this morning was not a domestic terrorist. He was an ICU nurse. 031 0
Auntimus Prime MA. @auntimusprimema.bsky.social · 19/01/2026@whitecatprophecy.bsky.social Just accidentally wrote my epitaph while trying to describe my degree: No use in capitalism, immense societal value. I've never felt so seen ☠️. 031 0
Reposted by Auntimus Prime MA.Walter Olson @walterolson.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Five years ago. 10458223390 0
Reposted by Auntimus Prime MA.The Onion @theonion.com · 07/01/2026ICE Confirms Agents Do Not Have Faces Beneath Masks theonion.com/ice-confirms-agents-do… 331937206 0
Reposted by Auntimus Prime MA.KUER @kuer.org · 07/01/2026The suit includes 2 Utah high schoolers who say the state's "sensitive materials” law violates their First Amendment rights.buff.lyVonnegut estate and ACLU sue Utah over its ‘sensitive materials’ book lawAward-winning authors and two Utah high school students say the law that has banned 22 books in all Utah public schools violates their First Amendment rights. 092 0
Auntimus Prime MA. @auntimusprimema.bsky.social · 24/12/2025It's vital that people learn how to criticize Taylor Swift without misogyny in the same way it's vital that we must criticize Israel without antisemitism. The distinction can be delicate, but it's also deadly important. 061 0
Auntimus Prime MA. @auntimusprimema.bsky.social · 08/12/2025Let's never, ever, ever stop screaming this from the rooftops. With megaphones. 1121 0
Auntimus Prime MA. @auntimusprimema.bsky.social · 08/12/2025I've spent years stepping out of conversations when they'd turn to Hamilton. "I've never seen it all the way through!" I'd say, as I lightly laughed my way out. FINALLY today I learn that there is an entire play, predominantly financed by THE TONI MORRISON, devoted to LMM cursing. 👏🙏👐🕺 110 0
Reposted by Auntimus Prime MA.Andy Marshall @fotofacade.bsky.social · 28/11/2025✨ A few years back I stood outside Wells Cathedral for a full day and photographed the impact of the light on the front facade. I was amazed at the outcome - at how a single entity could morph and change under the changing light. 🌅 #thread 17670187 0
Reposted by Auntimus Prime MA.Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 18/11/2025KEEP SHARING YOUR STORIES about increased ACA premiums due to the disappearance of subsidies. The stories clearly are having an impact, they help people feel less helpless, and they create solidarity that leads to action. Mine went from $395→ $821. What happened for you? 20626121156 0
Reposted by Auntimus Prime MA.Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 18/11/2025mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one 3242855910193 0
Reposted by Auntimus Prime MA.Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 18/11/2025The Department of Justice (DOJ) quietly shared state voter-registration data with the Department of Homeland Security (DHS), despite earlier assurances to state election officials that the information would only be used for routine voter-list maintenance. Beginning in May 2025, DOJ 17452902610 0
Reposted by Auntimus Prime MA.Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 14/11/2025DOJ estimates Epstein trafficked at least 200 children. And, experts estimate ~2600 minors were forced into a child marriage in the United States in 2025—a trend expected to continue in 2026. Here’s how bad the situation is, and what we can do to stop it. www.qasimrashid.com/p/epstein-fi...qasimrashid.comEpstein Files Reminder: USA has a child marriage epidemic—it's even worse than you thinkDespite more than 300,000 documented child marriages since 2000, Republicans are fighting to keep it that way 11253156 0
Auntimus Prime MA. @auntimusprimema.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Major jump scare as the middle school orchestra just started playing whatever If You Could Hie to Kolob is set to 😭🫠☠️... 150 0
Auntimus Prime MA. @auntimusprimema.bsky.social · 21/10/2025I'm beginning to think there is no amount of therapy or medication that could make me suitable for interpersonal relationships. 140 0
Reposted by Auntimus Prime MA.Bobby Kogan @bbkogan.bsky.social · 15/10/2025Trump's mechanism to pay the troops during the shutdown is by far the most illegal budgetary action he's taken as POTUS, potentially setting the stage to break everything. It's also needless because Congress would easily pass a troop pay bill if Johnson were willing to gavel in. Long thread. 8748712024 0
Reposted by Auntimus Prime MA.Bobby Kogan @bbkogan.bsky.social · 15/10/2025And the craziest part is this was needless. Congress would've passed a military pay bill with near unanimous support! Congressional Ds have been begging Rs to bring a bill to pay the military to the floor! But Johnson refuses to gavel in because he doesn't want an Epstein vote. 81150260 0
Auntimus Prime MA. @auntimusprimema.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Momma went back to the shelter today to get spayed and is up for adoption. I'm a total mess! We didn't know it was happening today, and I was way more attached to her than the babies. 020 0
Reposted by Auntimus Prime MA.ceej @ceej.online · 13/10/2025caught my vampire neighbor creeping through my front door. he claims my saying “for sure dude, we should definitely hang out sometime” the other night counts as an invitation, but I disagree. we’re on hold with the etiquette hotline 583556541 0
Reposted by Auntimus Prime MA.Digital Relic 🌀 @damop.bsky.social · 12/10/2025Them ANTIFAS are truly scary... 26697163 0
Reposted by Auntimus Prime MA.Suzette Smith @suzettesmith.bsky.social · 12/10/2025Portland Emergency World Naked Bike Ride turnout is huge, easily hundreds. Folks are amped that the Unipiper is here. 423168 0