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Audrey Original

@audreyoriginal.bsky.social
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Host of @servingpunt podcast. Retired as Bills Polka. wUUtch. radical leftie. accidental paralegal. fucking go bills

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Audrey Original @audreyoriginal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
JOSH ALLEN'S FAT, PUSHABLE ASS
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⚔️ Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
bills
90s guy in a Bruce smith jersey, zubaz pants, and bills construction hatNo funnels dizzy bats table slammingI ❤️ when Josh Allen goes deepJosh and Knox prom pose
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Pope BoniSkeetz of Avignon @tjay56.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bills
Josh Allen & The Buffalo Bills x Ocarina of time cover art Fort Dawson Knox A Islamic news channel with a man with his hands up captioned as saying “May Allah bring dark hours and disaster upon you.”Mr. Burns of the simpsons getting an injection of Bills
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Mista Bob Dobalina🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇸 @mistabobdobalina.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hollowed be thy wings. Go Bills.
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You telling me a banana nutted in this bread?
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the wet bandits trying to rob a house
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A$AP Clocky @robingriswold.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
SECOND! HALF! ADJUSTMENTS!
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Audrey Original @audreyoriginal.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh my g o o o o d fucking Terry Peligula is doing A CROSSWORD PUZZLE
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Bil Báscaras @enmascarado.dev · 18/09/2026
“do a screen” “Joe Brady is gonna cum” Go bills
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Audrey Original @audreyoriginal.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
JOSHUA TO JOSHUA
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Audrey Original @audreyoriginal.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
KINKY
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Audrey Original @audreyoriginal.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If you ever need a litmus test: Boss behavior protects the lake house. Breadwinner behavior protects the rent. Poop on the clock, sluts.
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Audrey Original @audreyoriginal.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Labatt good but that Jaeger orange will make you hungover as SHIT Go Bills
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Pope BoniSkeetz of Avignon @tjay56.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
First half of the first Bills game of the season update:
IASIP we’re sick of this dude memeJosh Allen as Mona-Lisa Sapperstein from Parks & Rec and her father played by Henry winkler in a bills hat and with a bills helmet on his desk telling Josh he’s never done anything wrong and he loves him
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Audrey Original @audreyoriginal.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Old stomping grounds
Bearded guy and lady with yellow glasses taking a selfie at a barTall guy with a yellow shirt and jncos standing on a sidewalk. There are lovely clouds swirling in the background. You can see a water tower in the background.
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Joe Alonzo @joe.radjunk.com · 04/09/2026
Obviously the top 3 are @jcsalterego.bsky.social @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com and @audreyoriginal.bsky.social
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Serving Punt Podcast @servingpunt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Are you a football superfan ride or die for your team? Is your knowledge of stats inversely proportional to your FLAMING hot takes?? Have you ever listened to a podcast and thought, "I could do that"??? If so, Serving Punt wants to interview YOU!!!! DM or email servingpuntpodcast@gmail.com
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Serving Punt Podcast @servingpunt.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It's like a tornado hit a Dallas RV dealer: New trailer just dropped!
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Audrey Original @audreyoriginal.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Sometimes you gotta stop roadrunnin', man, and just have a roadstand
A roadrunner standing calmly under a very wide shady tree
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Serving Punt Podcast @servingpunt.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Does your partner talk first downs more than they actually go down on you? Do you feel like your fantasies come second to fantasy football? Have you discovered a crumpled, well-worn magazine cutout of Trevor Lawrence in their underwear drawer? If so, DM Serving Punt. We want to hear from you!
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Julianne Zelda Kiely 🌿Commissions open🌿 @palaeojules.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I just realised I don't think I ever shared my Duckling Witch!!! So... here you go! Enjoy! #witch #witches #duckling #duck #digitalart
A cartoon ducking standing in a glowing magenta pink pentagram on the ground (with a purple backdrop). Is is a brown and yellow mallard Duckling, very cute and podgy. It is facing the left and is clutching a book and wearing a green witches hat which looks a little like a pond lily leaf.
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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Museums pro tip: Want to know if there's a bat flying around your galleries? Simply listen to all the visitors saying "there is a bat flying around the galleries."
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
chaumas posting on tumblr saying: "my dad's best friend who transitioned after being in a car wreck with a moose posted transition pictures and she's looking amazing."

nentuaby asks: "Waitlike. Are these just two facts about her or did the moose somehow crack her egg along with her car."

chaumas clarifies, saying: "she wasn't publicly out before the moose incident but she needed extensive reconstructive surgery and just snuck gender affirming surgeries into that. so yeah to most people it definitely looked like she had a near death moose experience and they just rebuilt her into a woman."
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Audrey Original @audreyoriginal.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
What's your favorite Bible verse? Wrong answers only.
Gabe meme from The Office with subtitles: SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN. SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN!
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Libby on the Label @drainbead.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
In order of danger level: 1. Spinal Tap drummer 2. Defense Against the Dark Arts professor 3. Chargers offensive lineman
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Lemon Jerome @ianferguson.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Why isn't your Bates prefix in all caps? Are you still wet from birth?
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Serving Punt Podcast @servingpunt.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
***IMPORTANT PSA*** Pre-season CAN cause pregnancy because it contains sperms.
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Audrey Original @audreyoriginal.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
BASSY BEEB GOOD JOB BEBE
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Serving Punt Podcast @servingpunt.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Have you considered divorce when your spouse: > called ESPN "reality TV"? > used the term "wide right"? > kicked you out of bed after you referred to your menses as "the Red Zone"? For advice on these and other prescient topics, DM your questions for advice on a future episode of Serving Punt.
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Audrey Original @audreyoriginal.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Attention bluskeeters. I am underway on my new podcast and need people to send me QUESTIONS FOR ADVICE please (you can dm @servingpunt.bsky.social ) I am also looking to interview fans of different NFL teams, so please let me/the SPP account know that you're interested!🏈
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Mista Bob Dobalina🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇸 @mistabobdobalina.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Good morning Bluesky and Billsmafia. Today's a thank fuck it's Friday! For me, it's going to be a challenging one today at work. At least this will be a 3 day weekend for me, then a 6 day in a row grind at work. I hate when work does that to me. Cheers to Friday, have a great day. Go Bills. 🦬🔵🔴
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Audrey Original @audreyoriginal.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Lodging a discrimination complaint at work without naming basis of the discrimination (e.g. race, gender) is completely pointless. In most states, your complaint is only as defensible as your specificity.
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Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
No Child Left Behind has destroyed public education.
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Alexandra Gallant-Lee @alexandragallant.com · 11/08/2026
I might redesign this and make it a sticker.
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Audrey Original @audreyoriginal.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
No but like, legitimately, how did i do this cold turkey at the age of 23?
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Audrey Original @audreyoriginal.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Today's episode: screamcrying on the kitchen floor.
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Audrey Original @audreyoriginal.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Detoxing from zoloft and I am a grade A wreck
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sarah margaret @sarahmargs.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I was supposed to do chores yesterday but instead I decided Frog Art
Drawing of red and blue frogs
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Audrey Original @audreyoriginal.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Reskeet if you would watch me rage eat cucumbers for $5
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Audrey Original @audreyoriginal.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I almost pickaxed a cowboys fan for asking my husband for permission to talk to me bro I am fresh off a weekend of piping hot feminism and I'll slap you faster than a prescott pick, you dumb fucking hick
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Audrey Original @audreyoriginal.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The fuck did those shoes end up
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Audrey Original @audreyoriginal.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
OH MY I just hit a 5 spot and made some new friends GO BILLSSSSSS
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
A chart that says "if you are craving" and showing a bunch of unhealthy foods then "you need" showing the things in those foods you are actually craving and then "so instead eat" where it used to say healthy food options but each has been replaced by the word "cigarettes"
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Audrey Original @audreyoriginal.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
"Family reunion" or rather, "primordial ooze"
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Gay Bitterskeets @gaybitterskeets.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
It's cool that Jimothy is getting love, but can we bring even more of that to disabled *people* please?
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Audrey Original @audreyoriginal.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Damn the bombs are relentless tonight
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Kevin @samhinkieknew.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
A swift recall to save our tight ends.
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Helena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
what’s the Odyssey about? I’m so glad you asked
the ancient “don’t email my wife” meme, there’s a beige suburban house with 
“STOP NOW 
don’t email my wife!!!!”
written on the white garage doors in red paint
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Davis Bickford @davis.social · 17/07/2026
a few good Jessica’s
A digital illustration of 6 versions of doodles of Jessica Rabbit: short, fat, flat-chested, black, asian, and masc.
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