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Helen Quelle Heure

@uberjnet.bsky.social
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she/her ꧁•⊹٭𝚝𝚘𝚘𝚝𝚒𝚗' 𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚗𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚌𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗' 𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚗٭⊹•꧂ BLM || LGBTQIA+ rights are human rights

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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My brain steadfastly refuses to read the word 'dishpit' properly on the first go
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Parks and Rec themed recording studio/cafe called Everything Hz And I'm Dining
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The dep I like to get my coffee from started carrying this Korean powdered coffee that you can put in hot water, but I've been adding it to my coffee so I get more coffee per coffee
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You telling me a banana nutted in this bread?
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
One time @pearli.to asked me how my allergies were because 'you don't look like you do and not have allergies' and it's still one of my favourite burns ever
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
No no we didn't say we want you to *dye*
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Them: what's wrong with you Me:
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This is funny if you read it as MG making a threat
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I'm not happy with the answer but score one for ai I guess
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
is 'i'll put this on until it's actually time to leave': a - a guarantee you'll go out in leggings b - a guarantee you'll cancel your plans altogether c - best sung to the tune of mexican hat dance
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It's Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Cobain. You know that new sound you're looking for? Well, listen to this!
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Knotts-y Punks Fuck Off
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I overheard two guys talking on the street and one of them misquoted Marty McFly, should I call the police?
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
If I was getting hunted by an animal all I'd be thinking of is how to cuddle them. Civilisation is the only thing standing between me and a Darwin award.
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
What kind of world would take Dolly AND Catherine in the same year 😭
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Knowing the Québécois as well as I do, this should go over super well
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Hit, you've reached The Corey Hotline
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I swear there are only like seven unique sentences left
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
For all the things millennials get blamed for killing, like the diamond industry and paper napkins, we don't get nearly enough credit for killing the top sheet
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Great work, ai
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Guessing more fox news viewers are experiencing this than not
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Know what Obama says whenever he's about to activate his invisibility superpower? 'Now let me be clear'
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Cartoon Frog with Top Hat Walking
ALT: Cartoon Frog with Top Hat Walking
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Working thumb holes into our cardigans that we wore in July for some reason
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I find the most relatable piece of furniture to be a mirror - I can really see myself in it.
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Fozzie Bear Performing Stand-Up Comedy
ALT: Fozzie Bear Performing Stand-Up Comedy
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
See, he's fine, he's at Lollapalooza
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Did coffee write this
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
@listigeplaylists.bsky.social open.spotify.com/track/0X51oI...
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Tell It To You
Dany Laj and The Looks · Tell It To You · Song · 2026
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Oh my 👀 Another new one
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Dany Laj and The Looks - Tell It To You
LIsten here: https://open.spotify.com/track/0X51oIVyuqrZ0ONhFScpX4?si=87e30eecdae54b50 Pre-order "If Looks Could Kill": https://danylaj.bandcamp.com/album/if-looks-could-kill Video shot and directed by: Davey Don’t Dany Laj: Vox, Guitars Jeanette Dowling: Bass, Backing Vocals, Percussion David Laplante: Drums, Backing Vocals Song by Dany Laj SOCAN/ASCAP 2025 Produced by Dany Laj & Jeanette Dowling Engineered by Dany Laj at Lala Pop Shoppe - Montreal QC, Canada Assistant Engineer: Jeanette Dowling Mixed by: Dany Laj at Lala Pop Shoppe - Montreal Qc, Canada Mastered by: Jamie Sitar at Outtatown Sound - Winnipeg, Mb, Canada Video shot and directed by: Davey Don’t Shot on location in NDG, Montreal QC Dany Laj and the Looks under license to Having Fun/We Are Busy Bodies 2026
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Taco Bell Canada doesn't need contaminated lettuce to give everyone explosive diarrhea 💜
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
When even David Suzuki says - and I quote - 'we're fucked,' we're fucked.
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
(me as a parent) City clerk: you've already changed your baby's name twice this month Me: yeah but I thought of something funnier
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Gonna start a tribute band and call it Close But No Seger
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
You think they'll give Lindsey Graham a burial or just leave him in the closet
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Schroedinger's murder turtle
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Holding a grudge should be called beef stew
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Who needs to wait for GTA 6, you can just play GTA 3 twice #math
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
What's all this? New song? Looks like a new song to me www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Y1K...
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Dany Laj and The Looks - We're The Freaks
YouTube video by Dany Laj and the Looks
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Vanilla Immigration and Customs Enforcement
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I wish people were still trying to impress Jodie Foster
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Loudly saying 'a million dollars' around all my smart devices so my algorithm gives it to me
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
My city is a deeply unserious place
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Why go big when I can go home
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
British people doing the little laugh and saying 'stop it' is one of the purest delights in this world
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Guy behind Smart Car full of clowns at Tims drive thru: Fuck
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
@ianferguson76.bsky.social have you played Wax Heads yet?
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
All the magnolia trees are in bloom here this week, and my brain wild beefed the word so hard today and I told my partner 'the mongolians are in bloom'
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Fuck the met gala and fuck simping for the ultra-wealthy. All those extravagant 'baring it all' outfits are truly giving 'the emperor has no clothes'
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
SPRIMP
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
This week is my favourite season in Montreal - all of them at once
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
A haunted clown college would be equal parts spooky and annoying
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