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Audrey Original

@audreyoriginal.bsky.social
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Host of @servingpunt podcast. Retired as Bills Polka. wUUtch. radical leftie. accidental paralegal. fucking go bills

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Aaron Sypniewski @asypniew.bsky.social · 6h
It's here! I can't imagine listening to my own voice for an hour, but I hope y'all enjoy it!. open.spotify.com/episode/3FTD...
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Detroit Lions (with Aaron)
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Donald Audette Jubilee @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hey instead of acknowledging structural trends like some fucking moron wouldn’t you rather just sit in this rocking chair and grouse about personal responsibility nowadays
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Audrey Original @audreyoriginal.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on bluesky
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Rhea Perlman: Okay, I'm Late!
Alt: Rhea Perlman as Carla in Cheers walks into the bar, throws out her hands and says: Okay, I'm Late!
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Audrey Original @audreyoriginal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Happy super belated birthday to the one, the only @vanivalentine.bsky.social - world's oldest living teenager, totally sick pervert, and righteous babe. .....bananaaaaaaa
A polaroid photo of a squinting guy and a woman. They are holding a small Styrofoam container and she is turned to the side, taking a bite with a fork.
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 03/10/2026
This is the ad! bsky.app/profile/self...
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 02/10/2026
So former NFL kicker Jay Feely is running for Congress as a MAGA guy and his opponent just put out an ad with a bunch of his missed kicks lol
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Audrey Original @audreyoriginal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Female praying mantises do not eat their male partners 100% of the time; the behavior was first recorded in unnatural conditions (one female + one male in cages). Males can bring a snack to females to avoid it, but they can also offer themselves up as a last gasp for a better chance to reproduce.
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Audrey Original @audreyoriginal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yep!!! Protein and sleep deprived paralegals trying to shit themselves out of trial. That's who! 🤣
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Audrey Original @audreyoriginal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
pLEASE
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Audrey Original @audreyoriginal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Check check aaaaand check
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Audrey Original @audreyoriginal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dreamt it, did it. I drank some of those in Waco!!! They were....as advertised
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Audrey Original @audreyoriginal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Can I commentate (while knowing nothing about mahjong)?
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Audrey Original @audreyoriginal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
stem cells
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Audrey Original @audreyoriginal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bills Polka might make a sponsored appearance on the @servingpunt.bsky.social podcast if we're lucky
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Audrey Original @audreyoriginal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
JOSH ALLEN'S FAT, PUSHABLE ASS
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Audrey Original @audreyoriginal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
GO BILLS!!!!
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⚔️ Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
bills
90s guy in a Bruce smith jersey, zubaz pants, and bills construction hatNo funnels dizzy bats table slammingI ❤️ when Josh Allen goes deepJosh and Knox prom pose
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Audrey Original @audreyoriginal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Uh oh be careful. It might be a N*than P*terman
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Audrey Original @audreyoriginal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
GO BILLS
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Pope BoniSkeetz of Avignon @tjay56.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bills
Josh Allen & The Buffalo Bills x Ocarina of time cover art Fort Dawson Knox A Islamic news channel with a man with his hands up captioned as saying “May Allah bring dark hours and disaster upon you.”Mr. Burns of the simpsons getting an injection of Bills
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Mista Bob Dobalina🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇸 @mistabobdobalina.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hollowed be thy wings. Go Bills.
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Audrey Original @audreyoriginal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It smells so good though????
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Audrey Original @audreyoriginal.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@dorispringle.bsky.social I'll make you a box!!!! @ladyreezy.bsky.social do you want one???
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Audrey Original @audreyoriginal.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
underrated skeeting-related skeet
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You telling me a banana nutted in this bread?
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Audrey Original @audreyoriginal.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Turns out the One Direction is.... down
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A$AP Clocky @robingriswold.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
SECOND! HALF! ADJUSTMENTS!
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Audrey Original @audreyoriginal.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh my g o o o o d fucking Terry Peligula is doing A CROSSWORD PUZZLE
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Bil Báscaras @enmascarado.dev · 18/09/2026
“do a screen” “Joe Brady is gonna cum” Go bills
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Audrey Original @audreyoriginal.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
JOSHUA TO JOSHUA
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Audrey Original @audreyoriginal.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
KINKY
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Audrey Original @audreyoriginal.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If you ever need a litmus test: Boss behavior protects the lake house. Breadwinner behavior protects the rent. Poop on the clock, sluts.
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Audrey Original @audreyoriginal.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Labatt good but that Jaeger orange will make you hungover as SHIT Go Bills
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Audrey Original @audreyoriginal.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
GO BILLS
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Pope BoniSkeetz of Avignon @tjay56.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
First half of the first Bills game of the season update:
IASIP we’re sick of this dude memeJosh Allen as Mona-Lisa Sapperstein from Parks & Rec and her father played by Henry winkler in a bills hat and with a bills helmet on his desk telling Josh he’s never done anything wrong and he loves him
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Audrey Original @audreyoriginal.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Miniature golf
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Audrey Original @audreyoriginal.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Old stomping grounds
Bearded guy and lady with yellow glasses taking a selfie at a barTall guy with a yellow shirt and jncos standing on a sidewalk. There are lovely clouds swirling in the background. You can see a water tower in the background.
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Audrey Original @audreyoriginal.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Finally SOMEONE gets it
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Joe Alonzo @joe.radjunk.com · 04/09/2026
Obviously the top 3 are @jcsalterego.bsky.social @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com and @audreyoriginal.bsky.social
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Serving Punt Podcast @servingpunt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Are you a football superfan ride or die for your team? Is your knowledge of stats inversely proportional to your FLAMING hot takes?? Have you ever listened to a podcast and thought, "I could do that"??? If so, Serving Punt wants to interview YOU!!!! DM or email servingpuntpodcast@gmail.com
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Audrey Original @audreyoriginal.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
LOOLL I absolutely do not know... have you only just now had time to check it!? 🤣
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Serving Punt Podcast @servingpunt.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It's like a tornado hit a Dallas RV dealer: New trailer just dropped!
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Audrey Original @audreyoriginal.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Oh shit what is this
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Audrey Original @audreyoriginal.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Sometimes you gotta stop roadrunnin', man, and just have a roadstand
A roadrunner standing calmly under a very wide shady tree
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Audrey Original @audreyoriginal.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Heeelllllyeeeeaaahhhh GO BILLS
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Serving Punt Podcast @servingpunt.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Does your partner talk first downs more than they actually go down on you? Do you feel like your fantasies come second to fantasy football? Have you discovered a crumpled, well-worn magazine cutout of Trevor Lawrence in their underwear drawer? If so, DM Serving Punt. We want to hear from you!
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Audrey Original @audreyoriginal.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Poop pit stop!
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Audrey Original @audreyoriginal.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Fuckin a. I am so sorry. I hope you are able to get all the treatment you need, friend. Kick its ass. Go Bills.
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Audrey Original @audreyoriginal.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
ᕋOOᕋ
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