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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 5h
The moment Katie Britt realized Eric Schmitt was talking about the wrong game.
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Law Librarian to the Stars @audiolibrarian.bsky.social · 15h
mason miller looks like that ellison dipshit
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Theseus, His Sails Unfurled @essencewarden.bsky.social · 16h
Even in jest, don't waste tears on this man. Last I heard about him, his roommate told me, "He woke me up in the middle of the night to drive him to Wal Mart, said he'd buy me something for the trouble, then came out and said 'Fuck you, I ain't buying you anything.' So I started choking him."
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Law Librarian to the Stars @audiolibrarian.bsky.social · 17h
me, watching baseball on the mlb app: this google ai analytics commercial is the WORST me, after watching the MLB commercial where they show the SAME four stadiums literally 50 times during tonight's game: kill me now
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Sara Sanchez @bcbsara.bsky.social · 18h
It wouldn't be October without Kershaw taking L's
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 18h
I went to Geneva a few weeks ago and spoke on a panel about the nature of time for a Geneva Watch Days event. While I was there, on a lark, I entered a competition to most precisely calibrate a Swiss watch. And today I found out that I won! 😃 www.instagram.com/reel/Dd6hUTB...
Me peering through a little magnifier at a tiny watch mechanism connected to some monitoring equipment, while making adjustments with a small screwdriver
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Jordan Carlson @jordantcarlson.bsky.social · 18h
Japan has its first publicly out male athlete. www.asahi.com/ajw/articles...
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Rare role model: Volleyball player Rui Takahashi comes out as gay | The Asahi Shimbun: Breaking News, Japan News and Analysis
Visibility and internal acceptance guided volleyball player Rui Takahashi’s decision to publicly come out as gay, a move considered uncommon in Japan’s professional sports world.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 18h
If we're going to have a death penalty it should be firing squad. 5 bullets to the head do quick work. There's no kind, compassionate way to kill someone. Let people see what it is that they support.
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Law Librarian to the Stars @audiolibrarian.bsky.social · 18h
i can't recall PCA ever winning an ABS challenge... i've seen him LOSE plenty tho.
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Law Librarian to the Stars @audiolibrarian.bsky.social · 21h
the ultimate PED Pretiumque Ex Deo
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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
James Talarico walks out to a standing ovation from 50,000 Texans at the State Fair Classic.
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 30/09/2026
wildly excited for 0.9 seconds because i thought this was about microsoft copilot at first
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mallow @bajablastenjoyer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this is "zoomers who voted trump in 2024 because they thought it was a stimmy button and are now a D+700 demographic because they think its a price go down button" erasure
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phylan @phylan.website · 30/09/2026
smoking that shit that makes me look like the live action Moe Szyslak
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Law Librarian to the Stars @audiolibrarian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
almost broke my self imposed rule about discourse poasting
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Law Librarian to the Stars @audiolibrarian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
well that’s the worst commercial I’ve ever seen
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Know you no ball, sir, at long last? Have you left no knowledge of ball?
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 29/09/2026
if the GOP runs a vance/schmitt ticket then they should just give up the pretense and make the party’s slogan the fourteen words www.axios.com/2026/09/29/e...
axios.com
Sen. Eric Schmitt is drawing buzz as a possible Vance VP in 2028
Vance views the Missouri senator as trustworthy.
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Law Librarian to the Stars @audiolibrarian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i see this all. the. time. you definitely DO NOT need an attorney in most cases, especially for small estates, but you WILL want to find resources & of course your local 🎶Law Library🎶 might be able to help you find guides & materials that will help, AS WELL as maybe help you find legal clinics
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J@c0b @reubenemoji.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"[Third Way] figured it out? [Third Way]?!"
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tillamook brand cheese is excellent. Bigots are garbage. This is an easy choice to make.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 28/09/2026
here we witness an isolated yuddite in hostile territory. realizing that its traditional ink-cloud defense mechanism has failed to ward off a larger predator, it defaults to its second core defense mechanism: attempting to draw the larger predator into a completely pointless pedantic argument
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Jeremy Wallace @jeremywallace.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
tweet by kedrick james: Unknowingly wore my Kalshi hoodie to the gym this morning and an older black gentleman compared the damage Kalshi is doing to young black men to the KKK and so I think I might have to keep this one in my closet going forward because I don’t need to have that convo again

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Kalshi is objectively detrimental to society and you should be reminded of that every day
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Law Librarian to the Stars @audiolibrarian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
👀 goddamn $0.40 increase in 2 weeks 😳
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 28/09/2026
i am also pretty unrepentantly elitist about music taste and understand that this puts me out of sync with the person who voted for trump because they thought he'd improve medicare, i'm at peace with this, and it's why i don't try to manage campaigns or run for office
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Waffle 🧇 @wafflecut.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Turns out 8 is the exact right age for my horror-obsessed kid to experience the Gremlins movies. When the one gremlin drank the bottle of “brain hormones” and fell writhing behind the desk, he said “he’s gonna come back up wearing glasses” and when it actually happened he literally jumped with joy
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Padraig2112 @isomorphism.net · 26/09/2026
"What's in this iced coffee?" "It's wet, ain't it? Drink it!"
Mrs Fratelli scares The Goonies
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Pride Ott 🦦 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @hikoukihikouki9.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s like how cannabis is illegal federally so Illinois can’t have recreational cannabis, that’s a good point
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Johnny @numb3r-5.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Rugby Respecter @whatmcgives.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
S-tier meme just dropped
Chicago Pope saying "Great things happen in Chicago."
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Law Librarian to the Stars @audiolibrarian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
great things DO happen in Chicago, thanks Leo
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Robert Downen @robertdownen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Texas dem minority leader Gene Wu at Texas Tribune Fest: "I think we can take the (Texas) House."
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Law Librarian to the Stars @audiolibrarian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
can i just say something without ever... *mumbling though a rag full of ether until i pass out*
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Law Librarian to the Stars @audiolibrarian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
looking at this list of 40-40 players
Player
Team
Season
HR
SB
Jose
Canseco
Oakland
Athletics
1988
42
40
Barry.
Bonds
San
Francisco
Giants
1996
42
40
Alex
Rodriguez
Seattle
Mariners
1998
42
46
Alfonso
Soriano
Washington
Nationals
2006
46
41
Ronald
Acuña Jr.
Atlanta
Braves
2023
41
73
Shohei
Ohtani
Los
Angeles
Dodgers
2024
54
59
Pete
Crow-Armstrong
Chicago
Cubs
2026
45
40Fry eyes narrowed meme
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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
this is a dril tweet
*Ace*
No
@Serene Necrosis
Follow
It's not lost on me that I have received a huge amount of hate from so-called "leftist" accounts since changing my pfp to include a hijab-inspired secular accessorization.
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Padraig2112 @isomorphism.net · 25/09/2026
BRB updating
Spreadsheeting Bluesky
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 23/09/2026
I for one am tired of the “all of human existence should be quantified into spreadsheets, and things that cannot be quantified should be viewed as irrelevant and useless” faction running everything
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Law Librarian to the Stars @audiolibrarian.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the ball wanter
a brown dog on a brown lawn
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NOELREPORTS @noelreports.com · 23/09/2026
Russian journalists repeatedly called out to President Zelensky, asking when he would travel to Moscow. Zelensky responded: “On a missile!” #Ukraine
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Dead Carl @deadcarl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Law Librarian to the Stars @audiolibrarian.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
hell yeah
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Al Yellon @bleedcubbieblue.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The annual Wrigley Field bleachers last day potluck
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Law Librarian to the Stars @audiolibrarian.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the found someone named OVERTON to nominate?!? no, sorry, send it back, this is too on the nose, and fire these writers.
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Lembas Eater @waybread.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The problem with education is that it's a solved problem. Students need small classes, individual attention, lots of writing, lots of feedback, access to a well-stocked library, time to think, and time to talk with their peers. We just don't like the answer, so we keep trying to do other stuff.
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Law Librarian to the Stars @audiolibrarian.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
today is himbo CM Punk!! www.thepinknews.com/2025/07/01/c...
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Wrestling legend CM Punk joins trans youth rally
Wrestling legend CM Punk joined protestors for a trans youth rally condemning gender-affirming care bans in the US.
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 24/09/2026
i sure as shit can, i will stop using a computer before i use linux
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Law Librarian to the Stars @audiolibrarian.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
dansby! finally.
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Make it 100% a vampire baseball movie.
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