Reposted by SimonElizabeth Anne, PhD @lacksauthority.bsky.social · 05/10/2026never the wrong time for this classic 56119513545
Simon @audiodentist.bsky.social · 05/10/2026A new cyanotype, my first of a star cluster. This is the Pleiades. The original photo shows some nebulosity but unfortunately the high contrast of cyanotypes makes it almost impossible to see. 000
Reposted by SimonEmilyMegan Art 🌙 @emilymeganart.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Making my mossy dragon skull relic 🍃🐲 sculpted the Dragon skull in Z Brush, then 3D printed, painted, decorated and mounted 🖌️ I love making these pieces as each one is completely unique 🥰 Taking orders if you’re interested! I ship worldwide 🌎 #fantasy #dragon #sculpture #3dart #dnd #oddities 2375
Reposted by Simonfesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I made an AI image of our office burning in a fire and made it into my phone wallpaper. It cheers me up whenever I'm stressed at work. 151393
Reposted by SimonHigh Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 04/10/2026no, she’s the wolf from a 4th or 5th century mosaic depicting the founding of Rome 404796663
Reposted by SimonJasmine 🌌🔭 @astrojaz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026this is one of the scariest space images out there. the darkness in the background is terrifying. 88416
Reposted by SimonGreg Morosoff @gregmorosoff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Caturday Night Missy and Zinnie #MenWithCats 0353
Reposted by SimonAnon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026By law nobody should be allowed to direct a company until they've kept bees long enough to produce 40 jars of honey without losing a hive. Competent leaders should easily be able to provide for a colony's needs while ensuring that they are productive. And we need more bees. 121045
Reposted by SimonʚEllexMayɞ 🩷 @ellexmay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Today has been a weird one a man has told me i can't have an opinion on women being sexulised at the gym because I dont go gym and that I'm a pokemon card opening child 😊 6211
Simon @audiodentist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026One of the Hastings lifeboat crew has died. I'm worried it might be my friend. 100
Reposted by SimonAnon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The decline of the use of the harpsichord in music was all down to peer pressure by Big Piano. Fuck you Steinway. 13818
Reposted by SimonAnon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The idea that reading a book in public is considered 'performative' says everything you need to know about the dramatic decline in the intelligence of society. 1220620
Reposted by SimonRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Who could’ve foreseen that after the Supreme Court gave Trump immunity from prosecution for committing crimes while in office he would commit lots of crimes while in office? 30164331724
Reposted by SimonAnon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026We should have listened to George Lucas in the 90s and 00s, but we let our hatred and disdain of Jar Jar cloud our vision 7342
Reposted by SimonTiffyFone @tiffyfone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026This is NOT a #Halloween display. They are out here all year long. Every few months they change positions 😀 #KeepAustinWeird 5427
Reposted by SimonThe Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It's fucking hilarious that the biggest liar on the planet has effectively shut himself up with his attacks on the press. 3277
Reposted by Simonfesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Ashamed to admit that a couple of weeks ago, aged 46, I realised that birds are classed as animals. A week or so later, joking with some friends and my wife about it, I said that at least I definitely know that fish aren't animals. Apparently they are also animals. 383648
Simon @audiodentist.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I may have spent the entire weekend playing Baldur's Gate 3, BUT I did just spend 15 minutes learning new signs in Lingvano, so the weekend is technically not completely wasted. 032
Reposted by Simon👻Skulliam🎃Boo-tler🍂Yikes🕷️ @yeets.biz · 19/09/2026i need to know what happened 309163463177
Reposted by SimonNick Harkaway @nickharkaway.com · 19/09/2026The RNLI is the closest you will ever get to actual Batman. When rescue is visibly, viscerally, obviously impossible; when the water is a smothering, thundering black wall and the wind is screaming straight from Hell; when you are absolutely going to die: someone’s hand pulls you out and you don’t. 61261351
Reposted by SimonKarly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 18/09/2026My hidden talent is losing the pen I’m writing with without even moving. 82101068
Simon @audiodentist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026One of my friends has been made redundant. She's now looking after a squad of 20 cats and is fulfilling her destiny as the crazy cat lady we always knew she should be. I've never seen her so happy. 031
Reposted by SimonAnon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Is Shakira kept in a cupboard and only allowed out when it's a World Cup? 9673
Reposted by SimonSodium @sodiumlights.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Owners of small dogs have to be friendly to balance out the innate evil that is bottled up inside most small dogs. 051
Reposted by SimonJohn Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 15/09/2026It may be early to call it but I think Iran has already won the midterms. 1350089
Simon @audiodentist.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Is the word "lest" ever used without the words "we forget"? It appears to only exist to make that sentence work now. 010
Reposted by SimonThe Phantom Judge You Harshly 🎃💀🦇🧛♂️ @judgeyouharshly.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Happy Caturday to everyone with love-scars. 🤷 297121521536
Reposted by SimonWalter Alvarez @walter2864.bsky.social · 13/09/2026John Kinsel Sr., a pillar of the Navajo Nation and and one of the last voices of the Navajo Code Talkers." At 107 years old, the final echoes of a legendary era have grown quiet. He carried with him more than a lifetime; he carried a legacy forged in courage, sacrifice, and sacred devotion” 0151
Reposted by SimonAnon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026People are always trying to entice introverts out of their comfort zone and "let their hair down" a little. Why doesn't anyone ever ask extroverts to calm down and shut the fuck up for a few minutes? 2077898
Reposted by SimonAnon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Why is every TV drama so ridiculously dark that you can barely see what's going on? Just watched one with a scene set in an office, in daytime, and it looked like Pan's Labyrinth. And so much barely-audible mumbling. Sort it out, TV cunts. 161897
Reposted by SimonAnon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 07/09/2026If there's a Minimum Wage, there should be a Maximum Wage as well. Limit the absolute fuck out of the greedy cunts. 1441222
Reposted by SimonRenee' Martin @sachikoko.bsky.social · 08/09/2026👉🏽HERO WANTED🙏🏽PLEASE RE-POST 💖Shy, Sweet 5YO Brown #Tabby & White Kitty "JUNE"💖 📣Needs A Patient, Quiet #FureverHome 🏡 As Your 1 & only🐈 ▶️ cattownoakland.org/adopt?catId=... 🙏🏽 #AdoptDontShop #Oakland #CA #SF #BayArea ▶️ form.jotform.com/cattownoak/a... ✅Adult Only #Cat #CatsOfBluesky #BlueskyCats 02620
Reposted by SimonMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 06/09/2026No, Donald didn't bring down gas prices. No, Donald didn't release the Epstein files. No, Donald didn't stop murdering fishermen in the Caribbean. No, Donald didn't win his war with Iran. But Donald *did* manage to dye his hair the color of a hardwood door. Are you—finally—happy, America? 2721997547
Simon @audiodentist.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I think I may have solved a problem with my novel draft that was making it feel clunky. By either swapping two chapters around or removing one entirely, it becomes a lot more elegant. 121
Simon @audiodentist.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Glowing mini ghosts! I don't need them... but couldn't resist 😊 010
