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Tallulah Fuknuts

@tallulahfuknuts.bsky.social
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Dunno if I wanna pigeonhole myself yet 🤔 Pinned post paints a picture in meantime. I'm a slightly sweary Scottish Sapiosexual that likes to laugh & have her interest piqued. No Bawbaggery or Smugfuckery please.

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Tallulah Fuknuts @tallulahfuknuts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Greetings to all the lovely sexually-liberated folk randomly following me, I see you post many links to sites hosting photos of your fabulous naked bodies! As we say here in Scotland "Gaun yersel!" 👏 But, as a Scot, I'm far too cash canny to pay for my titillations, so forgive me not signing up! 😘
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Tallulah Fuknuts @tallulahfuknuts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I luv Sam Morril. He's funny AF & always makes me laugh! But this story made me feel.. 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨 😋 I'm not violent (only in thought😋) but as a very ratphobic woman, I approve & am frankly aroused by the actions of his instant fix exterminator guy...🤭😋🔥 😂Full show #Netflix youtube.com/shorts/iOiog...
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I was really surprised by how confident the exterminators seemed 🤪 | Sam Morril
YouTube video by Standup Comedy Club
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Karen by name not nature! 📎 🦋 @katzrule.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Years ago thought Boston in the fall might be a destination. You couldn’t pay me to visit Amerikkka now. 🤮🤬
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Tallulah Fuknuts @tallulahfuknuts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#TrueStory
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Tallulah Fuknuts @tallulahfuknuts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I often dream of this happening, I mean kudos to Zelensky at the time for his restraint under extreme provocation. Personally I can't believe though that by now, no-one has given Trump a proper bitch-slap?!? Y'know? A proper back-handed "𝙎𝙝𝙪𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠 𝙪𝙥!" We all need some kinda check on him 🤬
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Tallulah Fuknuts @tallulahfuknuts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hegseth is far from funny But this, this shit is 🤭😂
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Tallulah Fuknuts @tallulahfuknuts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm not American but I'm currently paying the equivalent of $12 a gallon for diesel in the U.K. So Americans making bad choices affects me. Can anyone explain why the Democratic Leadership can't read the feckin room? This guy is a Zionist, corporate, republican lite mistake for you to make. Don't.
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Tallulah Fuknuts @tallulahfuknuts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Feel like posting something positive, so here's a pic of the start of one of my fav beaches here in Scotland, Camusdarach beach, near Arisaig 😍 It was the star of one of my fav movies too, Local Hero ❤️ #Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🥰
Photo of the entry point to the vast beach at Camusdarach, near Arisaig in Scotland the islands of Eigg & Rum are seen on the horizon
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I spend my days fighting for voters in court. Most of what happens there never makes the news. That's why I started Democracy Docket. Sign up now. demdock.com/4w6emld
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I know Rahm Emanuel. I worked with him for years in the Clinton administration, and then when he was Obama’s chief of staff. Rahm Emanuel represents everything that’s been wrong about the Democratic Party for the last 30+ years. Be warned. robertreich.substack.com/p/the-rahm…
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Tallulah Fuknuts @tallulahfuknuts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So Ken Paxton's buddy sexually abused an 8yr old boy, many times over a period of THREE years 🤬 This POS tried to get him a 1 day jail sentence! 🤬 Judge increased it yet the 'good Christian' child rapist served 29 days before slinking back to the Country Club 🤬 Texas, protect your kids! #Talarico
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Tallulah Fuknuts @tallulahfuknuts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just another polite wee message across the pond to Trump & his enablers... youtu.be/cyGwtm2GqeA?...
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Fuck you - Lily Allen
YouTube video by La Musica Maestra
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The Independent @the-independent.com · 28/09/2026
Trump trolled by fellow Republican over ‘ominous’ TV ads: ‘This is completely legal... in banana republics’
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Trump trolled by Republican over TV ads: ‘Completely legal... in banana republics’
The Republican Representative and other critics accuse the president of misusing taxpayer dollars to pay for the pre-midterms commercials, which prominently feature the commander-in-chief
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Tallulah Fuknuts @tallulahfuknuts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Look at this despicable Shamfuckery! 🤬 So forcibly detain innocent Trans folk but don't even investigate the Epstein Files? Naff off Nancy - you utter Dreg of Humanity! 🖕
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Tallulah Fuknuts @tallulahfuknuts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Aaaah, now I can sleep 😁
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Isn't it nice when there's something we can ALL agree on? #ReleaseTheUnredactedEPSTEIN-Files
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Tallulah Fuknuts @tallulahfuknuts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm suddenly getting new followers with 0 posts and then some followers who seem likeminded but I realise they only post anti-Trump memes, I tried to reply, complimenting them on an anti-Trump cartoon but got this??
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Tallulah Fuknuts @tallulahfuknuts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Watchin an old #TOTP & didn't know The Police were only 7th to go straight to No.1 in chart history with this fab yet slightly dodgy lyric'd song 😋 Seems I was too young a schoolgirl to develop the fantasy back then, cos I had 𝙣𝙤 memory of how 𝙃𝙊𝙏 it was to see Sting strippin off in the video!🔥🥵🔥
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🌹WeegieFromWA 🍀 @onefussyone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Why is the Republican answer always to accept less?
Social media post:
@trond_solberg71
Hi, Norwegian here
In the USA, medical school tuition is
typically over $200,000.
In Norway: Nothing.
Students get government loans for living
costs. Each semester you pass, up to 40%
converts to a grant.
This is why a cashier's child can become a
doctor in Norway. Your academic abilities
matter, not who your parents are.
Follow for more from a social democracy,
where dignity is not a privilege.
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Tallulah Fuknuts @tallulahfuknuts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This! This and thrice THIS! 👇 #ICE are just the new Klan Why are there not riots about the outrage of so many innocent people being violated & unjustly imprisoned by these thugs purely to satisfy racists & create profit via private prisons etc?? Immigration jailing NATIVE Americans?? Scumbags 🤬
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Tallulah Fuknuts @tallulahfuknuts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This made me do that ironic kinda laugh, you know the one that you start all guffawlike then quickly turn to sniggerlike sighing as you realise how fuckin true it is 😏 Y'know, like every Trump cartoon etc. Funny but horribly spot on...
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Pat G🇨🇦 🍁🏳️‍🌈🍉 @pguist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Trump at the UN. Cartoon by Fahd Bahady.
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Tallulah Fuknuts @tallulahfuknuts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When a picture truly tells the story.. The Trumps summed up 🤮
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😾😾😾 @rocky2026.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Tallulah Fuknuts @tallulahfuknuts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ironic a man admitting to being 'a duff ride' while talking about a man called Rahm... 🙄 Given Emanuel's history, the Democrats need to RAM this idea in the bin! America is like a middle-aged hooker, she's tired, strugglin, been fucked every way possible by rich men for years.. She needs a change!
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Tallulah Fuknuts @tallulahfuknuts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don't condone mocking any disability but after the insanity this week of the GOP's focus on beastiality, furries & anything but Epstein, Hegseth & the rampant killing & grifting of the Trump regime. I'm gonna give this commentator on Kash Patel's 'both sides of beastiality' chat, a pass 🤭 #ALT ✊️🫂
Screenshot of comment on youtube video of the face of the Hon. Kash Patel, Director of the F.B.I. testifying to congress on why he changed the rules to allow applicants involved in 'both sides' of beastiality  to become FBI agents. The comment says "Probably because he's the only one qualified to keep an eye on both sides of beastiality at once" 
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Note- I'm sharing this not to belittle eye issues at all, apologies if the YT comment offends, my intention is to belittle Kash Patel's lack of qualification or ability to hold the office of Director of the FBI by NOT investigating Pedophiles & Sex Trafficking in Epstein Files etc and the murders committed by ICE Agents, yet lifting a ban on admitting those convicted of nonconsensual sex with farm animals is a priority for him.  I'm not American so can't vote these people out, so laughing at them is the only way to quell my rage that they make my life more expensive, more insecure and more thankful I never had kids & don't have to explain why there's a man talking about beastiality on my TV. So forgive my jest and vote them out on behalf of the world! Thank you @TallulahFuknuts (my name isn't serious but my feelings on this are)
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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Tallulah Fuknuts @tallulahfuknuts.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I love Zelensky! What a man! 😍 Apparently when they asked him why a meeting for ‘peace talks’ in Musovia was not possible, he replied that it was unsafe because there were too many Ukrainian drones there.🤣 Slava Ukraini! ✊️
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From Lichen Glen @lichenglen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
61 seconds of positive news
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From Lichen Glen @lichenglen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
there will never be a better piss take ...
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Tallulah Fuknuts @tallulahfuknuts.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oooh I LOVE THIS! Although, says it all about the Trumpian 'flooding of the zone' re constant insane news stories, that Sara Jacobs owned Hegseth back in April & this is first I've seen of it 🙄 youtube.com/shorts/MbmCJ...
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HEGSETH LEFT STUNNED
YouTube video by Tony Dortie
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Tallulah Fuknuts @tallulahfuknuts.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'd much rather live in this country with the folk in that boat, than with the kinda scumbag that would take a knife to a rescue... 🤬
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James Austin @jamesdaustin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A) 70/80 hour weeks? Right. When are you working on air con? 9 at night? B) NHS, free education, welfare system, bin collections, roads, wider state services. Go fuck yourself Dave
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Glasgow Kiss @xanderglasgow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Words. For when you can’t find the right emoji.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You scared? You sound scared.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 22/09/2026
Sen. Susan Collins helped steer millions in federal defense contracts to Navatek, whose CEO illegally funneled thousands of dollars to her campaign. The FBI sought to launch a probe and was eyeing Collins and other lawmakers. Then Trump gutted the unit in charge. THREAD 🧵
Martin Kao, CEO of defense contractor Navatek, poses next to Sen. Susan Collins for a photo. Collins is holding a model of a boat in her hands. Behind them is a large sign with the Navatek logo.
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Tallulah Fuknuts @tallulahfuknuts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If anyone cares for my opinion on the likes of Trump & The Republicans or any cabinet member or heinous entity they've corrupted (ICE etc) or indeed any homegrown horrors like Farage, Reform, Tommy Robinson et al Can I refer you to my spiritual Uncle Terry....
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Tallulah Fuknuts @tallulahfuknuts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Starting to see that Gavin Newsom having been married to crazy MAGA bint Kimberly Shoutymouth isn't that surprising after all... He's a collaborator
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Tallulah Fuknuts @tallulahfuknuts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
*Tentatively lets faith in humanity consider returning*
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omgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Tallulah Fuknuts @tallulahfuknuts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This Best TV shows thing is gonna drive me insane 🤣 Not just Ted Lasso, keep thinkin of shows I want to add to the list! Glad I got some fav French stuff mentioned but there's the sublime Mr Inbetween from Australia too! Sooooo many! 🤯
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Tallulah Fuknuts @tallulahfuknuts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Despicable, jail the head of the ICE snake Stephen Miller ASAP & stop these vile & cruel human rights abuses of innocent people immediately! Then jail all those that have indulged, no, perpetrated & profited from this racist hellishness! ALL of them! ✊️ Reunite the families they've broken 🤬
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Tallulah Fuknuts @tallulahfuknuts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ted Lasso FFS! 🤣
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Tallulah Fuknuts @tallulahfuknuts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Been enraged since seein those poor guys on CH4 News tonight that had been forcibly removed from USA & dumped in Liberia! No crime committed, hard working, tax paying guys TAKEN from their immigration appts & deported to a country they'd never heard of! 🤬 No Miller type hatred here 🙏 More of this👇❤️
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Tallulah Fuknuts @tallulahfuknuts.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Spot on
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Tallulah Fuknuts @tallulahfuknuts.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Fuckin THIS!!! 👇 I'm sick of being conned/trapped into renting stuff instead of just owning it. We live in a Scamocracy
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Shefali Luthra @shefali.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Big news: The family of Tierra Walker, who died after she couldn't get an abortion, is suing a slate of Texas actors in state court, including AG Ken Paxton. They say the state ban is unconstitutional. This is the first suit of its kind. 19thnews.org/2026/09/texa...
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Tierra Walker died after she couldn’t get an abortion. Her family is suing Ken Paxton
The case, filed Tuesday, argues that Texas’ near-total abortion ban violates the state and U.S. Constitutions, which “prohibit state actors from killing their citizens.”
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