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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Hey guys! I'm Burke, he's Hare, and before we get into today's unboxing video, we just wanna talk a little about today's sponsor, Surfshark

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Dan Carney @astronautheart.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Roger Lloyd Pack, Tufnell Park tube station, 1996

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Ray Newman @raynewman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

A fun, affordable hobby is: 1. Turning up in random well-to-do Cotswold villages wearing a hi-vis vest with a picture of a wind turbine on it, and a hard hat. 2. Taking measurements of the village green and any other open space, and enthusiastically writing notes on a clipboard.

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Dan Carney @astronautheart.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

After several decades of research, I can announce that the greatest moment in recorded musical history is when Angelo Moore sings “I think the sun will never visit me again” in Fishbone’s ‘Sunless Saturday’

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Dan Carney @astronautheart.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The Birds (dir. Alfred Hitchcock, 1963)

Local newspaper story - picture: man being chased along a beach by a flock of seagulls, headline: Moment brazen flock of seagulls chase man with chips down the beach before he is forced to chuck them and scarper

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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I plead with people not to propagate their "it won't make a difference; his supporters love him" gloom. Actually, Farage is on the ropes and he didn't get there by himself. He's there because people continue to believe resistance does make a difference. It's also wrong on the facts. 1/3

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Dan Carney @astronautheart.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I would pay up to £100 - maybe more - to a crowd funder to pay Count Binface not to run in the Holborn & St Pancras by-election

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 24/08/2026

*running out of the build-a-bear workshop* me: it's all fake!!

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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Perhaps most importantly, though, today is the sixth anniversary of the end of a highly important eBay auction

Screenshot from eBay: Ultra rare copy of American Psycho signed by Bonnie Langford. GBP 299.00 (+1.50 postage), plus an image of the title page of a copy of said novel, which has indeed been signed by Bonnie Langford

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Dan Carney @astronautheart.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Tottenham Hotspur Football Club are BACK

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Dan Carney @astronautheart.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Built To Spill’s ‘Joyride’ springs to mind - “this part of the song is called the second verse/it sounds just like the first verse but with different words”

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Dan Carney @astronautheart.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Leaving shortly for the Tottenham Hotspur stadium, I am ready to be hurt again

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Dan Carney @astronautheart.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Starting to find the eclipse a bit annoying. Ooh look at me everyone, I’m a once-in-a-generation celestial event. Grow up

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Dan Carney @astronautheart.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

New hybrid concept/tribute band idea - Simon & Kerplunkel

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Dan Carney @astronautheart.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Mrs Dalloway said she would leng it down herself

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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Chlorine is eating Sarah's hands.

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Dan Carney @astronautheart.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

alright gym playlist, we all like a fucking laugh

Spotify screenshot showing Midlife Crisis by Faith No More

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Russell George @careersrussell.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

one of the regular tweets I think about

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Dan Carney @astronautheart.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

I want to give Steve Bray the type of wedgie that draws blood

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Dan Carney @astronautheart.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Such a shame we never got to hear Frank Sidebottom cover ‘Freed From Desire’

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Dan Carney @astronautheart.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

We should bring on Dan Burn and sit deep now

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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I've just seen about 40 kids sneak into watch 'The Odyssey' without paying by hiding in a giant wooden coat.

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Dan Carney @astronautheart.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

“Count Binface is a tool of the establishment!” I shout, as I am escorted out of Sports Direct

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Dan Carney @astronautheart.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Five texts and counting so far about the fact that I appear to be at the football with Mick Jagger (I’m not)

Mick Jagger and someone who looks weirdly like me at the England game

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Dan Carney @astronautheart.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

end of year honours for anyone who manages to nick Farage’s watch while he’s in Clacton campaigning

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Dan Carney @astronautheart.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I will be having a fucking interminable moan at everything ever at 2pm

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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 07/07/2026

"waaaaaaaaah, oh wah wah waahhhhhhh" - Nigel Farage, 62

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Patrick W. Reed @patrickwreed.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

*shaking my wife awake* KRAKEN HAS SUSPENDED WITHDRAWALS OF BONK

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Dan Carney @astronautheart.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Pundits shut up for two minutes and let us enjoy the moment challenge

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Paul @rudemrlang.com · 28/06/2026

Mel Brooks is 100 today. If you don’t have time to watch one of his movies, the very least you can do is relive his legendary appearance on The One Show. youtu.be/czaSMvp0QjI?...

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Mel Brooks on the One Show

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Damien Owens @damienowens.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Back on the other site, years ago, there was a thread about the most pretentious thing people had ever overheard. Someone said they witnessed a guy at an ice cream van asking for 'two Magna'.

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martha shearer @marthashearer.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

okay but what if a 10-year-old thinks moby dick is better than middlemarch, what then. where are they supposed to go

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Dan Carney @astronautheart.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

this bloke is the World Cup equivalent of Father Christmas

Mexico goalkeeper Guillermo Ochoa, who has played in every World Cup since the competition’s inception

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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 08/06/2026

I think every politician who proposes to ban anything on the internet for teens should be required to propose, as an alternate, a free and accessible and all weather space for teens to hang out in their own hometown

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Phirnis @phirnis.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

New Boards of Canada album is our Oasis reunion.

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Dan Carney @astronautheart.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Norwegian black metal bottomless brunch

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Zach Schonfeld @zachschonfeld.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Is your teen texting about Krautrock??? Know the slang: • DTF = Damo's the funkiest • NGL = Neu! goes loud • OMG = Oooooh motorik grooves! • FFS = Faust’s fucking stupendous • TMI = Tago Mago's incredible • TGIF = These Germans is freaky • CHEUGY = Can has excellent unbelievable grooves

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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN

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Dan Carney @astronautheart.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

I have read 115 of the Guardian 100 best novels of all time

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Patrick Smith @psmithjournalist.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Missed it was the 20th anniversary of the Guy Goma interview. We are all, at various points in our lives, this person.

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Gareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Every Reform councillor who was elected this week is going to go into their first day of work thinking that 80% of their borough's budget goes on giving immigrants pronouns and they're all going to find that every single department is underfunded and slightly reducing the budget will kill people

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harrysword.bsky.social @harrysword.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Imagine Cilla Black doing ‘freed from desire’

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