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Eric Lopez

@astroericl.bsky.social
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Exoplaneteer, waver of hands, knower of trivia, person trying to avoid howling into the void. Opinions are my own. He/him

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Mikhail Gorbaechev @mikhailgorbaechev.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think this is reasonably likely and also is basically an unimpeachable caucus belli for packing the Court.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Things Gavin Newsom has vetoed this week: -A ban on secretly recording people with smart glasses -A ban on ICE agents working for the state government -A ban on websites selling your data -A bill giving native tribes more say over water rights -A bill protecting transgender healthcare providers
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Sarah E Moran @offallingstars.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Still server issues. Now Laura Watkins (head of science policy at STScI) is saying new deadline tomorrow, Oct. 1st at 5pm EDT for all proposers.
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Laura Helmuth @laurahelmuth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Normative appeals to civility and harmony, when applied indiscriminately, can obscure the moral distinction between domination and resistance—condemning confrontational opposition even in contexts where democratic survival or basic human dignity is at stake."
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Eric Lopez @astroericl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ngl I only learned about this song's existence due to the discourse over the article claiming people were lying about not having heard it
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Eric Lopez @astroericl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
yuuup. every single time with these guys
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’ll bite. Breaking Bad was a fine and totally forgettable show. Veep should easily be top three. 30 Rock is too low. The Wire should be No. 1.
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Eric Lopez @astroericl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
also like generally speaking a wok shouldn't even be stainless steel, usually you want them to be a carbon steel so they can be real thin and heat faster, but those are aren't shiny and I'll bet anything they only have a stainless one because she likes the look
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Eric Lopez @astroericl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
not a 5 star chef, but I think what's going on is he's fundamentally in the right on how you're supposed to cook a stir fry and her real objection isn't the cleaning but that she doesn't like the aesthetics of the wok not looking perfectly shiny and brand new, which is just dumb imo
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 20/09/2026
Exactly. I’ve been saying this since I started the tracker last year, and it’s why I don’t call them deportations. gillianbrockell.com/tracking-all...
I am using the term "third-country removals" instead of "third-country deportations" here, because the latter is a legal process in which a migrant is resettled in a safe third country. What is actually happening, in nearly all cases, more closely resembles chain refoulement, rendition, or kidnapping - and may violate U.S. and
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Zach Hazard Vaupen @emo-sludge.com · 20/09/2026
the difference between fine art and illustration is nothing more than the economic class of the artist making it and that of their patrons.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
im sorry mr secretary but the houthis have refused your challenge of a push up contest to end all push up contests
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
good morning mr secretary, heres your daily report on your coworkers erections that you asked for, also we had to push back the iran strategy session to make time for your laser tag outing with podcasters
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Wraith LaFrentz 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Democratic advisers are like when an NBA GM that's on the hot seat makes a bunch of very short-sighted win-now moves. They're not actually thinking about what's best for the team, they're just trying to spin as many plates as they can before ppl catch on that they're expendable.
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Alex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Well done to the picture editor who captioned this delightful snap of a black pig swimming off the west coast of Greece “swine-dark sea” www.theguardian.com/environment/...
Swine-dark sea ... Mediterranean black pigs swim at a beach on the private island of Atokos, in the lonian Sea off the west coast of Greece. The island, which is uninhabited by humans, is owned by a shipping magnate
Photograph: Aris Messinis/AFP/Getty Images
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Eric Lopez @astroericl.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I for one would really like it if cabinet secretaries would stop competing to see who can kill the most kids
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
god this is good
flight of the concords scene with murray, brit and jemaine. 

"How's this, then? Ed Sheeran, beloved by all, left without an opening band at present. Enter you two."

"What if we want a free Palestine, Murray?"

"I reckon you'll get lots of things for free when you're proper rockstars. This might be your ticket."
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Maybe the most important political story of our time. People just want the bullshit to stop.
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71% of Americans Say They're Completely Exhausted
A CDC report shows that people are not feeling relaxed and restful in the United States.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/09/2026
Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression theonion.com/trump-says-recession-u…
Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression
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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A lot of Dems could take a lesson from this and openly acknowledge that their opponents are bigots. The resistance (mostly from establishment centrists) to stating plainly what's happening instead of using weasel words for the sake of civility is what makes voters think we're spineless.
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Eric Lopez @astroericl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Especially apt since the conference venue is in fact in the gorgeous old St Louis Union Train Station
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Eric Lopez @astroericl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
the only thing I can come up with is that Kash had an unfortunate encounter with an overly attentive male dolphin during one of his many taxpayer funded vacations (they can kinda be sex pests), somehow thought that this broke a rule and is trying to head it off at the pass
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Eric Lopez @astroericl.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My favorite kind of fall!
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Leah Greenberg ❌👑 @leahgreenberg.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
PSA: No Kings is a coalition, not an org, and it does not do fundraising appeals for itself. Partner orgs raise money for costs we're incurring to put it on. But if you get a text from "NO KINGS" or a PAC you've never heard of before asking for $ that is a scam and you should block/shame away.
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Eric Lopez @astroericl.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
definitely not the first person to point this out, but I also think a massive factor in why it's had so much staying power is that it's the one viral meme that corporate ad accounts won’t touch with a 10 foot pole, which is usually what causes a meme to stop being cool and die out
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 10/09/2026
REACHER: I need help with my iPhone SUPPORT: regular iPhone or duo? REACHER: how can I tell SUPPORT: if it folds it’s the duo *extremely loud crunching noise* REACHER: it’s the duo
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Antebellum politics is fascinating, the South kept getting policy concessions and whipped themselves up into a paranoid rage anyway, essentially because they couldn't stand being culturally judged for having slaves
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Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This looks like he died and there was a revolution about it. "You watch the skies, big Z, we'll guillotine 'em on the ground"
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big bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time
a picture from the NY Post titled "	today’s leftists are possessed by the spirit of France’s 18th-century guillotine-loving revolutionaries" (way too long) that shows Mamdani (the specter haunting Europe) smiling in the sky as a bunch of French people goof around
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Eric Lopez @astroericl.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Satire is dead. Satire remains dead. And this stupid motherfucker has killed it.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The eagle is also smoking a cigarette.
Text image with a checkered background. The text reads, "We ran out of AI prompt credits, but imagine this is a picture of a bald eagle holding a golden sign that says 'Low Prices & Prosperity'." At the bottom, there is an "INFOWARS" logo.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
oh you wanna make a telehealth appointment in your network? no problem! just pick a time, fill out these forms, take a pic your ID + insurance card, enter all that manually, then hop on the video call just to realize it’s actually on ANOTHER platform which will ask you to pick a times, fill out thes
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RRRMMM @strongmisgiving.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Being in your late 30s:
Oscar Isaac in the final star wars film saying, edited:

Somehow Heartburn Returned
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Robin Sevakis @jadedsketch.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Wile E. Coyote is doing a reddit AMA right now for Coyote vs ACME and strictly answering through signs, and it's genius.
Wile E Coyote in an office, pointing to a sign he's holding that reads "WE CANNOT JUDGE OUR WORTH ON THE WORK OF OTHERS"
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 03/09/2026
I saw that first pic and had to improve/ruin it
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Robert Rutledge @rerutled.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
There was a 57% decrease in the number of research grants given by the US National Science Foundation last year to astronomy and astrophysics - and a 51% decrease in the funding. This is a collapse. aas.org/posts/news/2...
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NSF Astronomical Sciences Grants Reduced by Over 50% in Fiscal Year 2026
An analysis of new awards suggests that as of 26 August 2026, the National Science Foundation (NSF) has issued 57% fewer awards in the astronomical sciences in the current fiscal year compared to the ...
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
No fucking shit buddy. This is what we were trying to tell you.
Milo Yiannopoulos: "I didn't really understand the physical reality of how institutionalized the brutality is in America. The manner in which they arrest you, they put you in manacles, everybody is arrested like an MS 13 gang member. 
It was physically degrading. It was frightening. I don't think I've ever been frightened like that before. I was weeping like an old woman for an hour. I wouldn't wish it on anyone."
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 31/08/2026
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Eric Lopez @astroericl.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
horrendous although I don’t know why the article uses picture of what I think is the Kitt Peak Observatory for the lead when that’s about 30 miles from the border and has nothing to do with CBP or the wall
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 28/08/2026
Star Wars was about how empires are bad and war is sad, actually
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Mark Janello @markjanello.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
You fuckers made me do it. The Racist Academicals Patter Song.
[RACIST ACADEMICAL]
I am the very model of a racist academical,
With footnotes and citations to make bigotry seem credible,

I traffic in ideas that have long since been discredited,
Like human races being real and IQ is inherited!

I’ll sign an open letter that legitimates my bigotry,
My gender ideology is thuggery and piggery,

If criticized it’s academic freedom I will hide behind,
My high and mighty principles shan’t be questioned by your tiny mind!

[CHORUS OF CHUDS]
His high and mighty principles shan’t be questioned by your tiny mind!
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly Parton is the rare celebrity where every new revelation makes you admire her more, not less
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Dr. Jessie Christiansen @aussiastronomer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Hey, there's good news: Pandora is doing science! Pandora is an exoplanet mission to observe ~20 transiting planets in optical/IR simultaneously, to mitigate the impact of stellar variability on planet atmospheres. The NASA Exoplanet Archive will host the data! science.nasa.gov/missions/pan...
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NASA’s Pandora Mission Begins Study of Exoplanets, Host Stars - NASA Science
Pandora, NASA’s newest exoplanet mission and the first satellite to launch through the agency's Astrophysics Pioneers program, is now making unique
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Eric Lopez @astroericl.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
tfw you’re in a food coma so good you’ve gotta have a 20 minute conversation with Scott Jennings from CNN just to prove you’re still alive
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Abolish ICE and salt the earth where it was allowed to grow
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DHS taunts detained Padres coach in fiery social media post
"NOBODY is above the law, and he will remain in ICE custody pending removal."
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