ashkb.bsky.social @ashkb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026People at work starting to call it "SI" I'm not doing it. No. That's it. 000
ashkb.bsky.social @ashkb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026My last few years of service have left such a bad taste in my mouth. I feel like an exceptionally privileged indentured servant just trying to finish my time. 000
ashkb.bsky.social @ashkb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"hey guys, i know that we are about to face a historical reckoning this midterm but you know what would help? Having our most divisive cabinet secretary suck up all the headlines to remind people how insane this administration is" 010
ashkb.bsky.social @ashkb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026It's great to vote blue but for the love of God the Dems can't be lead by the fucking weak Schumer and the corny ass Jeffries 010
ashkb.bsky.social @ashkb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Also top reason to not kill yourself (other than family etc) is the psych ward is boring as hell. 200
ashkb.bsky.social @ashkb.bsky.social · 25/08/2026All these deads and rucks going straight to my ass 000
ashkb.bsky.social @ashkb.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Easing Iranian oil sanctions in the middle of a war with them is absolutely one of the dumbest things I've ever heard and indicates how poorly thought out this all was 0180
Reposted by @ashkb.bsky.socialMichael Stahlke @michaelstahlke.bsky.social · 03/03/2026What’s the name of this organization? We call it the Department of War And the head of that department is? The Secretary of War And the workers in this organization? Warfighters And these people are fighting a war. Oh no. My goodness no. 328659
Reposted by @ashkb.bsky.socialBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 25/02/2026There's our big dying prune. There he is. Hair looking shittier than ever somehow, walking all decrepit, looking like a big old human shit. There he is kissing his mutants. Okay let's hear what new slurs he's come up with. 845332499
ashkb.bsky.social @ashkb.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Wearing my tryzub sweatshirt today to the gym and didn't even realize that it is the anniversary of the 3 day special military operation. 000
ashkb.bsky.social @ashkb.bsky.social · 22/02/2026I love The Pitt but I can't get over fucking dumb the idea of Dr. Abbott being a SWAT Dr. "In his free time" is. Clearly trying to tie in the eventual police spin off they're working on. 110
ashkb.bsky.social @ashkb.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Half the fun in watching the olympics is finding out about ridiculous sports and wondering how someone gets into them 000
ashkb.bsky.social @ashkb.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Fun thing about SSRIs is that I don't obsess about every little thing anymore. I thought this was a side effect but I guess this is just how normal people are 000
ashkb.bsky.social @ashkb.bsky.social · 09/02/2026The TPUSA competitor halftime show is such a self own. If you are trying to win a culture battle you probably shouldn't try to contest the "enemy" when they are fighting from key terrain especially when your decisive effort is kid fucking rock 000
ashkb.bsky.social @ashkb.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Still have no idea what backstreet boys has to do with crypto 000
Reposted by @ashkb.bsky.socialderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Every young person sentence online reads like this to me now: "Bro entered low-stim flow state doing a 10 min grocery rotation and got mogged by a friendly neighborhood cat 💀 Is proximity-maxxing essentials while touch-grass-pilled more optimal than suburb-meta carbrained bulk errands?" 1885676421
ashkb.bsky.social @ashkb.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Training for a Norwegian. Think I might just wear my son since he weighs the same as the ruck. 000
ashkb.bsky.social @ashkb.bsky.social · 07/02/2026SECDEF messaged SECRET//NOFORN stuff in the clear and nothing happened so fully expect the same outcome 031
Reposted by @ashkb.bsky.sociale.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 06/02/2026BREAKING NEWS: ELON MUSK TO FOCUS ON MARSHMALLOW FARM INSTEAD OF GUMDROP CITY www.wsj.com/science/spac...wsj.comSpaceX Delays Mars Plans To Focus on MoonElon Musk’s rocket company had aimed to reach the red planet in 2026 582011331
ashkb.bsky.social @ashkb.bsky.social · 06/02/2026I have a keepnotes of story ideas but if you were to look at it without context you'd think I was a schizo 010
Reposted by @ashkb.bsky.socialNovelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 05/02/2026i am trying not to joke about the Epstein stuff because it's so horrible but there's also this ridiculous element where it's like... discovering Dracula is real, he's taken over human society at the highest levels, he's involved in tons of evil and also he's a huge dipshit 13897231513
ashkb.bsky.social @ashkb.bsky.social · 04/02/2026I know I'm getting old because those boiler room sets seem so lame 100
ashkb.bsky.social @ashkb.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Anyone remember that stupid fucking dumbass during the 2024 election who kept saying that Florida was in play 000
Reposted by @ashkb.bsky.socialNatalie Wynn @contrapoints.bsky.social · 01/02/2026We don’t owe them anything. They spent a decade ignoring obvious evidence implicating the most guilty while fabricating insane accusations against the innocent. 10368391096
ashkb.bsky.social @ashkb.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Next admin needs to threaten not to renew contracts with his businesses unless he resigns. 120
ashkb.bsky.social @ashkb.bsky.social · 31/01/2026God damn mt. Tam cheese from cowgirl creamery OWNS 000
ashkb.bsky.social @ashkb.bsky.social · 27/01/2026The subreddit "interestingasfuck" is mostly just posts that are mildly interesting rather than being comparable to sex I suppose 000
ashkb.bsky.social @ashkb.bsky.social · 27/01/2026In the short term, buying Twitter was beneficial for Republicans but in the long term it is having damage because they are clearly in an information bubble and are finding out that Twitter is Not Real Life 000
Reposted by @ashkb.bsky.socialGhostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 27/01/2026oh man are folks who are not in Minnesota telling Minnesotans not to celebrate tonight? let them LIVE, my god. also humorless inability to celebrate victories doesn't make you more serious, it just makes you more tired. we all have off days! don't make them other people's problems, tho. 580385
Reposted by @ashkb.bsky.socialKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 27/01/2026colonel lockjaw lookin ass 432870175
Reposted by @ashkb.bsky.socialAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 26/01/2026Needless to say that Renee Good and Alex Pretti will go down as heroes here in Minnesota and nationally, their names synonymous with sacrifice and caring for vulnerable neighbors even at the risk of your own life. And hopefully no more innocent lives are lost. 681287065510
ashkb.bsky.social @ashkb.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Whoever runs on deporting this prick will get a $1k donation from me. 140
Reposted by @ashkb.bsky.socialDagger John @thesloopjohnm.bsky.social · 25/01/2026I can’t stop laughing about this 032
Reposted by @ashkb.bsky.socialdr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 25/01/2026congress should start getting these buffoonish lies on the record. make all of them, down to the last 21-year old comms nazi working the twitter accounts, tell these childish stories over and over under oath. this admin has already clarified that perjury is a crime that must be pursued criminally 257357
Reposted by @ashkb.bsky.socialSenator Dr. John Brown stan account, Esq., PhD, MD, JD, LCSW @johnbrownstan.bsky.social · 24/01/2026People make fun of this site being all 37 year olds, but apparently my fellow 37 year olds are on the front lines getting shot 1376880
ashkb.bsky.social @ashkb.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Let's see how the fount of charisma that is our VP spins this one 000
Reposted by @ashkb.bsky.socialJimmy Two Heads 💀🎃 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Our first vertebrate ancestor was a fucking nerd, can you believe this shit? 217140
ashkb.bsky.social @ashkb.bsky.social · 20/01/2026It's very clear to me that the assassination attempt made him realize his own mortality and now he's on a relentless quest to make a legacy at the expense of the US's reputation 010
ashkb.bsky.social @ashkb.bsky.social · 18/01/2026You know it's bad when the gun YouTubers start weighing in 010
Reposted by @ashkb.bsky.socialPrem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 17/01/2026How much more in your face can it be? "Why are you asking me for my paperwork?" "Because of your accent." "You have an accent too." "Where were you born sir?" "Where were you born at?" "Put your hands behind your back." 46692014153
ashkb.bsky.social @ashkb.bsky.social · 17/01/2026"let's make heaven crowded" sounds more like a threat than something sweet 010
