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I love women and I obsess over The Locked Tomb. Art, music and books lover. Also a huge homo with an unknown gender.

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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
My dad's cat Bridget infiltrates William Blake's 1794 painting The Ancient Of Days. A painting by my dad.
My dad's cat Bridget finds her way into William Blake's 1794 painting The Ancient Of Days after releasing there are treats on offer from Urizen.
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Natalia (娜塔莉) @wrycritic.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Look at them tiny babies
Heyuannia baby Heyuannia nest with blue eggsBaby hatchling Heyuannia
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
christ if that’s not a metaphor for our times
reuters: 

Sunken Nazi warships resurface as water levels drop
Scuttled German WW2 warships have reemerged from the Danube in drought-hit Europe.
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Kate Barrett @thewaether.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
my blood boiled to read this. so I went and found this contact form www.amnesty.org.uk/contact-us/ and immediately told them what I think. recommend you do, too
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We'd love to hear from you
If you would like to get in touch please fill our the form below and we will get back to you as soon as we can.
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Eschire Cat-tle, MSc @escherbug.art · 28/07/2026
She loved her surgery cone for the first couple days (it made her feel powerful and intimidating) so we got her a courted ruff to look sinister in.
Lt the black cat wearing a champagne colored ribbon ruff and a suspicious expression.
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cat with a spoon on its head 💀 @asecrettheory.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Can't we have real necromancy with walking skeletons and resurrection beasts? This shit's boring
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Alexandria Stone @alexandria-stone.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
🕯️Manifesting 🕯️
THIS IS THE
EMPLOYMENT JELLY
Drawing of a slime with a briefcase and pencil
REBLOG WHENEVER THE HELL YOU LIKE AND YOU'LL GET A JOB THAT YOU LOVE AND DESERVE.
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 06/07/2026
why are people only ever described as "no-nonsense", what if you're a nonsense person, what then
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Iris van Rooij 💭 @irisvanrooij.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Cognition cannot be measured
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Markˣ @shjsat.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
The first thing that comes up when I search linguistics jobs is usually the FBI. No thanks, I'm good.
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cat with a spoon on its head 💀 @asecrettheory.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Yes, the straights are not ok, HOWEVER people who think this thing will "turn a woman into a lesbian" are not ok either. Women and lesbians are not recovering centers for disappointed straighties, and you people are not funny 🥴
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Chequered Ink @chequered.ink · 27/06/2026
Daily Puzzles 9 Can you guess the well-known book in our latest selection of daily puzzles?
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Daily Puzzles 9
Can you guess the well-known book in our latest selection of daily puzzles?
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Have you heard the good news about our Lord and Savior, Baphomet?
Very earnest looking brown and white goat standing under a picnic table
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cat with a spoon on its head 💀 @asecrettheory.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
It's some antidepressants that have this side effect. So saying just SSRIs is inaccurate, because not all antidepressants are SSRIs.
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Em Strange @emmalinestrange.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
This is the true measure of success
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cat with a spoon on its head 💀 @asecrettheory.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Laughs in "wow my mood is always so much better after caffeine, almost like a medicine!"
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Petra Korlević @petrathepostdoc.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
more of this real journalism pls #SciArt #comic
fake news screenshots, the left is colourful people one getting vaccinated all giving a thumbs up while confetti fly around! the text is “New vaccine saves billions! Everyone is happy, lives long”
the right is a yellow scorching desert with skulls and bones and dead plants, the sun blazing with a :T face and just a giant black cube in the background that says DATA, the text is “Heatwave kills thousands, But the AI CEOs are even richer”
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 23/06/2026
One of the things I hate is that I cannot just google "is X safe for dogs" anymore because even sources I would have thought previously were safe are clearly using AI generated content.
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cat with a spoon on its head 💀 @asecrettheory.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Alright, I need some good news. Anything.
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cat with a spoon on its head 💀 @asecrettheory.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I want to throw up
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cat with a spoon on its head 💀 @asecrettheory.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Considering a MA in Medieval Studies. Lol.
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Caitlin G. DeAngelis @caitlindeangelis.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Every day this month, I’ll be posting a photo from my collection of cross dressing photos from the First World War. I don’t know if any of these people thought of themselves as queer, but they all had fun playing with gender, so #HappyPride 🏳️‍🌈
Three people who appear to be women (at least two wearing ladies’ shoes) in WWI British and Dominion uniforms, posed together in a studio portrait.
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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Maladaptive pattern: forget to feed my army > they die > i'm a bad general

After cognitive restructuring: forget to feed my army > learn the Foul Arts> Skeleton army
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jay Dragon 🔜 Metatopia @jdragsky.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
i'm constantly thinking about how techbro AI is entangled with misogyny. from early observations of Alexa and Siri as women secretaries to the claim from gutierrez that "AI art is like having sex and then they hand you the baby," AI serves the function of women while erasing them from public life
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Zachary Berger @zacharyberger.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Open AI doesn't want to be transparent about what's in their AI training datasets - this bill would force them. If that sounds good, we REALLY NEED YOUR HELP! Please sign this petition in support of the bill, it'll take you 2 minutes: tinyurl.com/4uxbp963 1/
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
People love historical what if scenarios. What if JFK was never assassinated? What if the Nazis won in WW2? A scenario I never see discussed is what if the aids crisis didnt decimate the gay men of America in the 80s-90s? Its easy to forget 1 in 15 gay boomer men died. An estimated 300,000 deaths-
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Dorian Lynskey @dorianlynskey.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
A lot of journalism in the tech space is basically free advertising. If some CEO makes a wild claim that is transparently designed to boost their market valuation you don't have to report it. This is how scams like Theranos happened. How many times have we heard that AGI is 1-2 years away? It's hype
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Hildur Knútsdóttir @hildur.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
IMPORTANT UPDATE: The person who originally saw this broadcast and took the pictures of the TV is currently the Icelandic Ambassador to the US.
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John Gallagher @earlymodernjohn.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
So annoying — getting William the Conqueror's emails again
Gmail message from Kobo with subject line "Congrats on finishing The Anglo-Saxons"
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Publishers: “Short stories don’t sell and are impossible to market so we are not going to take the risk of publishing them.” Also publishers: “What can we publish to fit this era of reduced attention spans when people are reading fewer novels?”
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Kira Leigh 🏳️‍⚧️ @kiraleigh.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
another platform drops due to AI enshittification. i'd like to say im surprised, but i'm not. get off linktree ASAP. there are alternatives in the comments.
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Zachary Berger @zacharyberger.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
"Faster, more efficient" = cutting artists and animators "3rd party video models w/ a proprietary model portfolio" = we won't tell you what data we trained off of (likely stolen) A bill in Cali would force AI transparency, but it needs YOUR help! Please sign this petition tinyurl.com/4uxbp963 1/
Title: "Prime Video Orders Trio of Animated Series from New GenAI Creators' Fund"

Text: "makes every subsequent production faster and more efficient;"

Image description: screenshots of three AI generated animated projects

Text: "third-party video models with a proprietary model portfolio"
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Caitlin G. DeAngelis @caitlindeangelis.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Cleaning my office means finding things I meant to get framed. Like this delightful J.C. Leyendecker cover:
Saturday Evening Post from 1905 with a cover image by J.C. Leyendecker showing a woman in an elaborate, large-fanged dragon costume having her claw fondled by a man in a suit.
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cat with a spoon on its head 💀 @asecrettheory.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I'm autistic and chronically tired/ill. I refuse to use LLMs just because I don't have the energy to write. There is no justification for plagiarism. Poorer and ill writers are actually the ones that have less resources and can't sue and defend themselves from plagiarism.
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🎃Simon Threadgold🎃 @sthreadgold.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids. In fact, it's cold as hell.
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Happy World Goth Day!
a man staring into the distance and pretty goth girls nearby with the caption, "Local bloke utterly obsessed by Roman Empire because he too would like to be destroyed by goths."
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Jay Pochapin @jaypochapin.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
If you love classic literature, get to know Project G!
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Stasanie @stasanie.com · 21/05/2026
Tyr 🧡
A drawing of a fully orange cat surrounded by white roses. The artwork is heavily stylized with the fur consisting of crescent moon shapes with blending that consists of hatching and paint splatters. This artwork was made for Rose and Rockerfly and depicts their beloved cat Tyr. #Stasanie
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cat with a spoon on its head 💀 @asecrettheory.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
H E L V E T I C A
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Hildur Knútsdóttir @hildur.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
GIVEAWAY! Dead Weight is coming out next week and to celebrate I'm giving away two copies that have been personally bitten by Uggi and will be personally signed by me and shipped to the winners wherever they live! To enter just like and share this post and I'll select the winners on May 26th!
Uggi the dog next to my hand, holding a copy of Dead Weight Two copies of Dead Weight with teethmarks
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cat with a spoon on its head 💀 @asecrettheory.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Questi sfigati hanno cercato di ottimizzare la pizza, mannaggia a loro mannaggia
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Pumpkin Spice Time @flow.blacksky.app · 18/05/2026
Shake it, baby! 🐢
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David Wynne @davidwynne.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Just a little PSA- Neil Gaiman has reactivated his Bluesky account. Because he deactivated before a lot of people could unfollow him, and/or because Bluesky doesn’t remove you from a person’s followers when you block them, a LOT of you are still publicly listed as following him. You should check.
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Kade Peregrine @kadeperegrine.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Testosterone is what's holding both my mental health and my joints together, but because some cis people can't mind their business, I can now be excluded from both the men's and the women's facilities, making me essentially unemployable. Care to write a sympathetic article about that, Guardian?
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Language Learning Matters @llmllc.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
And it’s a really good idea for teachers to be students of something. I learn languages I don’t already know partially so I can remember what it’s like to feel overwhelmed with how new & different everything is. And to feel the joy when something “clicks”. We forget.
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Joanne Harris @joannechocolat.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Never feel guilty for borrowing books from a library. Authors LOVE libraries. And libraries pay authors a small sum every time one of their books is borrowed (which in many cases comes to more than the percentage earned from the sale of a book in a discount outlet)...
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Breadtangle @breadtangle.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Painted in 2017: the artist's parents are depicted. Now, the father is in ICE custody, after 30 years of work & family in the U.S. GoFundMe to cover legal fees & living expenses: www.gofundme.com/f/27wnkd-hel... Here's an article about the situation: www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...
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Donate to Help Bring My Father Home from ICE Detention, organized by Jorge V
Hi everyone, Thank you for taking the time to read this. On Tuesday, March 31, o… Jorge V needs your support for Help Bring My Father Home from ICE Detention
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Nicholas KaufMONSTER @nicholaskaufmann.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
If you don't know about it already, Standard Ebooks is a great site for downloading free ebooks of public domain works. What sets them apart from Project Gutenberg is that Standard puts in the extra effort to make sure they're formatted and typeset properly. They also give their books cover art!
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Standard Ebooks
Free and liberated ebooks, carefully produced for the true book lover. Download free ebooks with professional-quality formatting and typography, in formats compatible with your ereader.
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Euronews @euronews.com · 14/05/2026
A 9th-century manuscript held in Rome has revealed the earliest known Old English poem, Caedmon’s Hymn, hidden within a copy of Bede’s Ecclesiastical History of the English People. ➡️ l.euronews.com/Uv0X
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Punto / Toby - Looking for Work @punto.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
"I am obscene to you, but to myself I simply am." #transrights #smallbusiness #lgbtqart #queerart
Digital illustration of two pigeons, two rats, a snail, a slug, some isopods and a moth in a cuddle pile. The text reads "I am obscene to you but to myself I simply am."
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