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They/them. Artist, musician, old. 18+ please. I sometimes show cartoon boning and my real life cleavage. Beware

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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 9m
How many news cycles about sexual assault being more or less a-ok do i have to read in my cursed fucking lifetime? Same as it ever was and I'm so fucking exhausted
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 2h
When i had anaphylaxis the first time with penicillin i was 3 days into the course and only went in because my lips suddenly swelled so bad my labret back pulled slightly through my lip. Shit can come out of nowhere. I think epinephrine should be kept in the same place as an AED.
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 3h
Try our line of games! Favourites are "does this fucking chin hair actually attach to bone?" and "am I having a bipolar episode or do my ovaries despise me?"
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 3h
Welcome to perimenopause! Please enjoy: -skin is fucked -anxiety is fucked -titty hört -congratulations, it's crushing sadness -night sweats -HORNT
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Thoth @thoth.ptnote.dev · 20/09/2026
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An image of a pelican with its gigantic mouth open, commonly associated with the "put baby in pelican mouth" post.
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
van Velden is a ghoul. I know we knew, but imagine saying this and not wanting to walk into the sea.
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think I may need wrist braces for sleep. I keep waking up with my wrists folded up in wild positions hyper-extended and it's playing merry hell with my carpal tunnel. I'm tired of having numb fingers on my dominant hand 🫩
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nothing quite like taking your aching legs and pelvis off after a long day of being real.
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Do not ever contact me with your Step 9 bullshit. It keeeeps happening. I wish you the best in your recovery, but leave my ass alone.
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jessica jonestown @newfoundgloryhole.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
so the worms in Dune represent both penis and vagina right? i mean its a massive mile long penis with a vagina dentata at the end. Dune is a Freudian space opera. the ultimate man will conquer the vagina penis.
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
These dipshits know The Hansard is public. They're just hoping you don't
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Send me a fax of a Polaroid of your peanitz, please
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Assigned just a little guy at birth
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I too, have been photographed holding hands with a complete asshole from time to time
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Miiiiicrogreeeeens
A tray of just sprouted microgreens
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Would you slurp of the bubbling green brew? Y/n?
A pixel art cauldron with a misty bubbling green fluid in front of a grungy brick wall. There's a small shelf with a bottle of bright blue potion in a round bottle on the wall.
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Okay, this time with feeling! A reupload of a less immature pic in this pallete
Pixel art of a red haired woman lounging in a blue bikini on neon pink and purple grid field with a striped orange and yellow setting sun in the background.
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
HONT! DAWG! 😤
A pixel art hot dog on a bun with mustard and relish
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The corrupt media won't tell you this but you can just make up a sick car and draw it and shit. Absolutely wild
A pencil sketch of a sick bubbly hatchback car the back wheel is much larger than the front wheel. It has chunky headlights.
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A Bombardier CRJ900 in flight with a speech bubble saying "GREEN EGGS AND HAM IM 4 FRESCAS AND 10 BISCOFFS DEEP"
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This shit ain't nothin to me
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Sarah ⚧ ✡︎ @sarahkorse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I found a slice of salami in a library book once. Like someone had used it as a bookmark or something.
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mum found the poop book 😭
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Wylder 🏳️‍⚧️♿ $0/$2300 @wylder.myatproto.social · 23/09/2026
Seeking $300 for a full order of groceries. Please help with any amount? linktr.ee/wylder PayPal.me/MousePounder Cash.app/$WishMage Venmo.com/u/WishMage
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Dr. Divya (🔔 logged out) @divyampersaud.com · 24/09/2026
One link for 12 families, 2 displacement camps, and a community center. The world has robbed them of so much dignity, and now the dignity of being named individually. Chip in a coffee and make it recurring. I'll direct it to the most stagnant fund. tiny.cc/divyafunds
A colorful graphic decorated with an illustration of an Arabic coffee cup and paint streaks. Text: today’s most stagnant fund. Filling each cup gradually builds stable help, especially if you click “weekly/monthly” on a coffee. Build solidarity. tiny.cc/divyafunds
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Somehow the contractors drove the fibre line through a sewerage pipe. A whole length has to be replaced. Gonna be exciting to have intermittent access to a flushing shitter and internet 🫩
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Like??
Two pages of a library book with big pooey brown smears across them
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Last person to have the library book I'm reading dropped chocolate(?) In it and left a giant shitty looking smear. :( Please don't eat over the damn books. Or wipe bogies on them. Why is that so common??? Y'all not have tissues or tp?
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Was presented yesterday with two trays of just seeded microgreens. 😋
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Its a very "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" time as a trans disabled immigrant in nz. My whole 'agenda' has just been a comfortable little life where I can give love to my whānau and community and be loved.
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I have an overall plan of finally writing down my whole story so I can finally get the whole thing in words, as ugly as they may be. I've never really undertaken a large writing project outside of essays, so I've been preparing by reading.
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Lmao introduced my partner to Roger Miller's Chugalug and they're on their third straight listen. I was straight shocked they hadn't heard it bc it's right up their alley. Dirtbag-ass music
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Seeing the eternal dachshund who lives beyond space and time. Never shoulda smoked that shit
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♿ hiding from plagues - Always masked - N95 or bust @smollestbunny2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hey guys I'm really really needing help. I need to pay this phone bill off by the end of the month, and I've got other costs piling up that I'm barely handling. Help is greatly appreciated ko-fi.com/systemerror I am disabled and on 35% of min wage
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Two teenage boys pass on the main street. "Big set of udders on that one" one says to the other looking at me and elbowing his mate. I scuttle into the pharmacy and then scuttle home shoulders hunched
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Merc with a 🫦 @mercuryal.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
and a panic attack at work yesterday, this week has been such a clusterfuck, i barely know what day it is but let’s try this again, take 2 🎬 i dunno when/if there’ll be reimbursement from my landlord for technician fees, so if you can help alleviate the added financial stress venmo @Mercuryal 💸💖🖖🏻
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I hate Facebook messenger. There's a few people I cant get hold of any other way but this is wearing my patience. I can imagine the contents of the message I just sent all by myself. I can imagine it with my phone off even. Christ on a crutch
A meta prompt under a message I just sent asking me to "tap and hold to imagine with AI"
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Going out to the bay, playing the dolphins some fucking zydeco There's no law against it
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Forgive me, when I paid for tracking I foolishly assumed it would be functional. That was ridiculous and wrong headed of me.
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Just me or has NZ Post's tracking gone to shit? "Your package could be picked up, or out for delivery, or at the depot. We'll never tell 😉"
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jessica jonestown @newfoundgloryhole.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
seriously our old cat has started to make funny noises we really need help rn.
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Howling
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"commission me" -heron @thxnywy.art · 20/09/2026
also, i will draw you a pokemon or your sona or anything else you can show me a picture of, so long as you want them to look like a little homunculus ko-fi.com/c/664dec29e3 15 slots my duders c'mon down
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tiny guy
Commission available on Ko-fi.com
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Wylder 🏳️‍⚧️♿ $0/$2300 @wylder.myatproto.social · 19/09/2026
I am not well and meds are quickly becoming a priority as we've run out. Just need $100 of our goal for that. PayPal.me/MousePounder Cash.app/$WishMage Venmo.com/u/WishMage linktr.ee/wylder
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Spark is a light in a dark place. If you have the means please make a weekly or monthly donation, even if it's a fiver.
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If it sweetens the deal almost every currency is strong against the NZD.
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Dr. Divya (🔔 logged out) @divyampersaud.com · 19/09/2026
20 hours and 164 left 🚨 to meet our monthly goal for a family of 7 to stay housed. Should be easy. Click "weekly/monthly" on a five because as we hit zero everywhere, they will be on the street under b*mbing... reject this. 336/500: tiny.cc/HelpRetaj
A colorful graphic featuring a purple ink sketch of a swan, viewed from slightly above as it swims in unseen water, with a black watery reflection. Title: help Retaj live! Text: 16-year-old Retaj is fighting for her life. Anything helps her family cope with urgent expenses to keep her alive. tiny.cc/helpretaj
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
All sorts! Sorry, I've been working out how to link my previous media posts with pixel art and kinda glitched out. Here's a little selection of what I do with alt!
A 32x32 pixel art goose with a blue ribbon around its neck, as was the rage in the 80s and 90s.A 16x16 pixel art turtle with a pink shell and teal skin on a beige backgroundA 32x32 pixel art green frog with orange eyes on a dark background
A pastel pixel art scene with a bee floating over a large pink and purple agaric mushroom, with white flowers in the foreground.
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I like losing my mind by trying to make little moving pictures on my phone Anyway, for one night only, it's Gerald the sausage!!
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Wakey wakey! It's sunrise.
Pixel art mountains with a rising pale sun starting to light them
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