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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I thought this was just beautiful. Kurt Vonnegut takes a walk to mail a letter:

She calls out, “Where are you going?” And I say, “I am going out to get an envelope.” And she says, “Well, you’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in a closet.” And I say, “Hush.”

I go next to the postal convenience center down the block at the corner of 47th Street and Second Avenue. The woman behind the counter says, “Thirty-nine cents for a stamp.” I say, “I only brought thirty-seven. When did that change?” She looked at me a long time. “Thirty-seven isn’t enough.” “Well that oughta be enough for one envelope,” I said. The line was getting longer.

The lady moved her hand into her coat. I knew this routine. I backflipped behind the man behind me in line, wrapping my elbow around his throat as I landed. By the time the stamp seller had unloaded her clip, I had full cover. The gentleman’s body dropped to the floor, six holes smoking. The package he was carrying fell to the floor with a heavy clunk. Whatever was in there, it would do.

I rolled my foot over the cardboard and did a “flick up” as they call it in soccer. I bounced the package once or twice on the back of my foot as the mail lady reloaded, then I launched it high and spun 360 to deliver my patented “Rising Phoenix kick”. The package caught fire as it shattered through the protective plexiglass window and struck the woman’s head with all the force and hatred I had learned to channel in my grueling tutelage under five fallen Wudang masters in my youth. The lady’s body exploded off of her bones, leaving just a blackened skeleton spinning in her office chair. “So it goes,” I said, but no one laughed. I guess they weren’t big readers.

And I go home. And I have had one hell of a good time.

We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

More than anything, Jaws is a metaphor about the dangers of being attacked by a killer shark

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daffodyl @armadyllo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Yogurt is actually salad if you think about it

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daffodyl @armadyllo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Keaton is the reason I learned to properly despise Ray Kroc, and Birdman is the reason I know what a continuous shot is. Easily one of my favorite actors

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daffodyl @armadyllo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

As a young stupid guy, this show really understood me and made me feel even dumber in the best way possible

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

ME: (masturbating loudly on laptop) PRINCE HAMLET: (from curtain) O, stay, my blade. The cur is at his art. When wet he splats, I'll plunge thee through his heart.

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daffodyl @armadyllo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Was gonna shout out a random idiot ahead of Labor Day who hates unions and wants to argue that they take your money and dont do anything, but of course they have quote posts disabled. Happy early Labor Day motherfucker

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TaraKute @tarakute.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

gamer girl detransitioning and then starting hrt again so she can gain prestige

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daffodyl @armadyllo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Some good bluesky shit right here

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daffodyl @armadyllo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Does poseidon control clouds? Does zeus control electric eels?

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daffodyl @armadyllo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

We love seeing someone be so confidently wrong. Y'all is ubiquitous now around much of the US, regardless of the accent used

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daffodyl @armadyllo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I've been enjoying putting minor league baseball on the bar tv where I bartend, but I did not realize how many fucking commercials were about gambling now

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daffodyl @armadyllo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

As cheesy as parts of Dollywood can feel, it's a great place to go and learn more about Dolly Parton's life and overall mission of making the world a better place. Highly recommend anyone who can make the trip to check it out, and support Imagination Library if you can. Rip Dolly

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daffodyl @armadyllo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Insert your love-hate shonen here

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SungWon Cho @prozdishere.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

my plane activity is reading random shonen jump manga and let me tell you 95% of shonen manga is just this chart, it starts out fun and full of personality and devolves into identical battleslop, sucks

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Tulip @lunamilelilac.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Y'all Epic Games is a terrible company, you don't need to give in and pay them just because you're favorite glup shitto got added to Fortnite I love Sonic but come on

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daffodyl @armadyllo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Now this is why I'm on Bluesky

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nim 🍉 @nimsnook.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

what’s everyone’s favourite season in stardew valley? i think gameplay-wise mine is summer but winter is so so pretty

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daffodyl @armadyllo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Switching to PC has made me super horny for video games again. Steam family library? Fuck me up. Modding? I'm there. Emulators? Where have you been all my life. Console life had kinda slowly sapped my joy for the hobby

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Giant Bomb @giantbomb.com · 13/08/2026

And now, a lesson on CEO-ing from Matthew Karch, CEO of Saber Interactive:

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daffodyl @armadyllo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Why have I spent WAY more time looking for and reading about mods for games than actually playing the games I'm modding 😓

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daffodyl @armadyllo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Textbook dead behind the eyes fake smile

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daffodyl @armadyllo.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

I know I'm getting older because I pause a movie and pull out an inflation calculator anytime someone says any amount of money from more than 10 years ago

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daffodyl @armadyllo.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Is anybody even trying to live la vida loca anymore

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ToonHive @toonhive.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Today is National Yaoi Day.

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daffodyl @armadyllo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Beans. My little Beanie lady. She always looks kinda mad and that's why we love her

Beans, a dark brown cat with an angry expression, sitting on a window sill next to a window covered with flower patterned vinyl

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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I liked the odyssey but I did laugh a lot when he said “our age of bronze is collapsing”

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daffodyl @armadyllo.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Replaying some PS2 classics, probably just pining for the Playstation I grew up with. Games like the first Ratchet & Clank, or Jak and Daxter, had solid environmentalist and anti corporate themes even 20 years ago.

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daffodyl @armadyllo.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

"We all love good food, whether it's cheap and greasy fast food or elevated cuisine. Why not eat shit too?"

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ceej @ceej.online · 20/07/2026

"one, two buckle my shoe" pilgrim-ass

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Douglas @interwebzrenegade.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

dude it turns out its actually really helpful for your mental health to play video games 10 hours a day sometimes

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luke k. @lukekdev.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Some of the characters that are already in the game. I am still making more! Which one is your favorite? #gamedev #indiegame #indiedev #ps1 #lowpoly

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Happy Mother’s Day

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Here are some nice mushrooms

Two tiny Mycena mushrooms grow with each other off the side of a rain soaked and moss covered log. Warm green light filters through the spring sunshine in the forest. All photos by me

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Paper Rogue @paperrogue.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

In Paper Rogue, spilled potion stays on the floor. You can pick it up with an empty bottle and carry it with you. We didn't plan this as a feature. We planned it as a world where things don't disappear when you drop them. Wishlist on Steam, link in bio #indiegames #rpg #roguelike #steamgame

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