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@armadyllo.bsky.social
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The magic conch keeps saying "maybe some day" to all my questions

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daffodyl @armadyllo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Rock Solid Snake
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daffodyl @armadyllo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Got to witness this beauty fresh out of their cocoon this morning. I think it's a gulf fritillary, aka passion butterfly
A newly hatched passion butterfly hangs upside-down from it cocoon. The butterfly has an orange and white body, with black-ringed white spots on its brownish wingsA passion butterfly sits upright, wings folded in, legs splayed out, and antennae up. The butterfly has an orange and white body, with black-ringed white spots on it's light brown wingsFront view of a passion butterfly standing on a black textured plastic surface. It's large insect eyes and tall antennae are prominent. The wings are folded in, with its legs in four different directions beneath it for stability.
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daffodyl @armadyllo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I read this with a slight passive aggressive tone
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daffodyl @armadyllo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Bizarre little men
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daffodyl @armadyllo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Are...are you telling the artist what to call their own work?
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daffodyl @armadyllo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Poetry
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daffodyl @armadyllo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The children yearn for the knobs
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daffodyl @armadyllo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me every time a new comic comes out
A woman in pink screams with her eyes closed and her hands on either side of her head
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
just got out of therapy and my therapist said all problems are caused by the fact that my heart is too soft and precious for this world
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daffodyl @armadyllo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Do these guys just wanna see dicks swinging while men punch each other and tear into steaks barehanded?
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daffodyl @armadyllo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Gotta love turning a children's brand of toys and games into a commodity market
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daffodyl @armadyllo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And he says he's done with posting hot takes
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daffodyl @armadyllo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Banned because French
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daffodyl @armadyllo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dont forget the coke spoon and razor blade
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daffodyl @armadyllo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The death of network television, for all its pros and cons, really gets to me when I consider all the holiday specials that won't get made anymore
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daffodyl @armadyllo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Twilight of the Gods was such a good greek mythology take
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daffodyl @armadyllo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Vonnegut actually learned that flick up maneuver from Hemingway
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I thought this was just beautiful. Kurt Vonnegut takes a walk to mail a letter:
She calls out, “Where are you going?” And I say, “I am going out to get an envelope.” And she says, “Well, you’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in a closet.” And I say, “Hush.”

I go next to the postal convenience center down the block at the corner of 47th Street and Second Avenue. The woman behind the counter says, “Thirty-nine cents for a stamp.” I say, “I only brought thirty-seven. When did that change?” She looked at me a long time. “Thirty-seven isn’t enough.” “Well that oughta be enough for one envelope,” I said. The line was getting longer. 

The lady moved her hand into her coat. I knew this routine. I backflipped behind the man behind me in line, wrapping my elbow around his throat as I landed. By the time the stamp seller had unloaded her clip, I had full cover. The gentleman’s body dropped to the floor, six holes smoking. The package he was carrying fell to the floor with a heavy clunk. Whatever was in there, it would do. 

I rolled my foot over the cardboard and did a “flick up” as they call it in soccer. I bounced the package once or twice on the back of my foot as the mail lady reloaded, then I launched it high and spun 360 to deliver my patented “Rising Phoenix kick”. The package caught fire as it shattered through the protective plexiglass window and struck the woman’s head with all the force and hatred I had learned to channel in my grueling tutelage under five fallen Wudang masters in my youth. The lady’s body exploded off of her bones, leaving just a blackened skeleton spinning in her office chair. “So it goes,” I said, but no one laughed. I guess they weren’t big readers.

And I go home. And I have had one hell of a good time.

We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.
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daffodyl @armadyllo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
DC animated stuff almost never misses
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daffodyl @armadyllo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Context relapse kinda sucks tbh
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daffodyl @armadyllo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Too gay for the straights, not gay enough for the gays 😔
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daffodyl @armadyllo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Destiny studio heads rushing to unvault content like the damage wasn't already done
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daffodyl @armadyllo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
After recording their erection frequency
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daffodyl @armadyllo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Moonlight guide you
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daffodyl @armadyllo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I think my only issue here is the dichotomy you drew between white collar work and "non traditional" employment. Lots of blue collar work that is vital to the world but I feel its unfair to contrast it with white collar under that label
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daffodyl @armadyllo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
static.klipy.com
The Jesus
Alt: John Turturro as the Jesus from Big Lebowski
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daffodyl @armadyllo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Cant imagine where I'd use this but I love it
Genghis Khan sipping a large strawberry margarita
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daffodyl @armadyllo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
An old grizzled japanese detective looking confused as anime bullshit happens left and right would cure my soul
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daffodyl @armadyllo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
That game more than any other made me a believer in VR
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daffodyl @armadyllo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This game was my favorite sega genesis title by a mile. Sick!
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daffodyl @armadyllo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
As others are saying, not universally true. In Georgia, the tone we use with this phrase can be a genuine expressuon of sympathy, especially for someone going through hell
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daffodyl @armadyllo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Snapchat ass message
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daffodyl @armadyllo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Wonder if this how aliens have seen us before
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daffodyl @armadyllo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The game of thrones actor Ed Sheeran?
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daffodyl @armadyllo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If only rick riordan were southern
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
More than anything, Jaws is a metaphor about the dangers of being attacked by a killer shark
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daffodyl @armadyllo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Yogurt is actually salad if you think about it
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daffodyl @armadyllo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Keaton is the reason I learned to properly despise Ray Kroc, and Birdman is the reason I know what a continuous shot is. Easily one of my favorite actors
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daffodyl @armadyllo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The goldilocks range is perfect. I wanna have a couple minor critiques of gameplay and thats it
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daffodyl @armadyllo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
As a young stupid guy, this show really understood me and made me feel even dumber in the best way possible
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daffodyl @armadyllo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Not a great look posting this before labor day. The ai these data centers power are often marketed as ways to reduce labor, not support it
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
ME: (masturbating loudly on laptop) PRINCE HAMLET: (from curtain) O, stay, my blade. The cur is at his art. When wet he splats, I'll plunge thee through his heart.
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daffodyl @armadyllo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Was gonna shout out a random idiot ahead of Labor Day who hates unions and wants to argue that they take your money and dont do anything, but of course they have quote posts disabled. Happy early Labor Day motherfucker
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daffodyl @armadyllo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I started a union electrician apprenticeship this year, you dense motherfucker
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daffodyl @armadyllo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
AND WHY DID THAT LAW GET MADE? Read some fucking history before spewing your antiunion, corporate boot licking nonsense guy
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daffodyl @armadyllo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Unions are the shit. Collective action and worker solidarity at its finest. Union workers fought and died for the right to not work yourself to death through 80 hour weeks. They're the reason kids arent forced to skip school so they can squeeze into mines and machinery too
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daffodyl @armadyllo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Unions are the only thing that cause a company to ever voluntarily treat it's employees fairly. Union participation being on a historic low is the reason disparity has gotten so out of hand
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daffodyl @armadyllo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Every industry needs a union
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daffodyl @armadyllo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You're arguing that people deserve to be treated like shit bc they want to work in an industry? Fuck outta here, they all deserve better
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daffodyl @armadyllo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Did he go smoke a cigarette behind your house and sigh heavily after he finished making it though?
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