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@aritruscan.bsky.social
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Bandcamp artist bio in LinkedIn voice @aritruscan.bsky.social · 10h
it's so important to know that we can solve the male loneliness crisis by reading The Battle Cry of Freedom (1988) by James McPherson
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Sansa Sandisk @cheatlines.co · 29/08/2025
the Parable of the Beloved Mufo
(old twitter post by @bigjoeNBA)
First time watching: Teletubbies 
(Replying to my own tweet 2 hours later) Great watch. Soundtrack killed (beloved mutual responding) Its so good man. The green one kicks ass
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Bandcamp artist bio in LinkedIn voice @aritruscan.bsky.social · 11h
eyyy, happy birthday
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deus_ex.txt @deus-ex-txt.bsky.social · 12h
This is terrible!
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Bandcamp artist bio in LinkedIn voice @aritruscan.bsky.social · 11h
someone needs to arrest the social contagion of people telling each other there's an iceberg ahead; or maybe, just maybe, it's enough to start spreading the word that it's really nice in first class
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Bandcamp artist bio in LinkedIn voice @aritruscan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
it was a good movie! it had a "video game" style of focus on the one character, but otherwise not much tied it to RE. you can tell Cregger wrote it to make it easy to file off the few "RE" bits and leave a pretty good movie intact
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Bandcamp artist bio in LinkedIn voice @aritruscan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Resident Evil (2026): Your anxieties about fatherhood and about your girlfriend possibly dying in childbirth are not very "resident evil" of you
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Possum Acquainter @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it's funny to play something so unabashedly 2011 America, given that most of the board games my wife pushes on me are like "okay this cube represents the average Basque peasant grain output over the years 1593-1612. now consult the chart for weather conditions"
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Possum Acquainter @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i found King Of Tokyo new in a thrift store for 2 bucks a couple months back, so i bought it, and we tried it for the first time tonight. and wouldn't you know, this consistently-well-reviewed 15-year-old board game is actually quite fun. someone should have told me, specifically, to my face
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johnasavoia @konatachan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
4 months through a pinhole. 120 day exposure beneath the Lechmere viaduct looking towards the museum of science. June 4th to October 2nd.
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Waikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
One of the truly great posters - none of this is correct
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Bandcamp artist bio in LinkedIn voice @aritruscan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
that is incredible work my man
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Bandcamp artist bio in LinkedIn voice @aritruscan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Jesse Farrar getting written up in CNN for the Donny Trump post ... and you better believe it's a little melancholy
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Life pro tip: If "adulting" is proving to be too hard, try drinking alcohol during and throughout the day
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Bandcamp artist bio in LinkedIn voice @aritruscan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🎶 I want something else 🎶 to play in my head 🎶 songs that I really like 🎶 I want something else 🎶 Anything if it's not Third 🎶 Eye Bliiind
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Bandcamp artist bio in LinkedIn voice @aritruscan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
happy birthday! hope it's been a good one
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Bandcamp artist bio in LinkedIn voice @aritruscan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
(not picking up and reading the books) this could all be solved if everyone picked up and read the books
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Bandcamp artist bio in LinkedIn voice @aritruscan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"a multipolar world of cool" should come from world with a West Pole and an East Pole where Santa's evil cousins live and not from a newspaper article interviewing middle-aged people on how the US isn't cool anymore
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Bandcamp artist bio in LinkedIn voice @aritruscan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I like escaping from the hardships of reality by reading formula fiction, but I LOVE pretending I can escape from the implications of reading only formula fiction
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Bandcamp artist bio in LinkedIn voice @aritruscan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Aaron Sorkin goes to bed, turns out the light, straps on the velcro and starts getting rotisseried as the heat comes on
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Bandcamp artist bio in LinkedIn voice @aritruscan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
2012: More like "Curt Sphincter" on account of the short time between his bowel movements! 2026: Curt Sphincter is now chief adviser to the director of the Concentration Camp Authority.
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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wired just did a story noting that an influencer named Kurt Schlichter is a “civilian government advisor” (?) to Hegseth. This dude has been around forever in internet time and writes the worst novels that are basically Turner Diaries fanfic www.wired.com/story/a-pent...
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A Pentagon Influencer Called Liberal Women a ‘Pestilence’ Who Will End Western Civilization
Kurt Schlichter was part of a task force rooting out so-called woke ideologies at the military’s war colleges. He has called to bar childless adults from voting.
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Bandcamp artist bio in LinkedIn voice @aritruscan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"if I've got a chance, would you let me know?/and if the answer is no, can I change your mind?" if the answer to question 2 is "yes," then the answer of question 1 should be yes as well. of course the answer to question 2 is "no," you lovelorn clod
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Bandcamp artist bio in LinkedIn voice @aritruscan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it's a flawed premise that tries to skip to the best part of crowdwork, discovering Kacey Q. Normalgal nearly killed a guy at a fake climbing wall at an REI
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Bandcamp artist bio in LinkedIn voice @aritruscan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
by having good opinions about good music instead of bad opinions about bad music, I'm making the big cachetbuxx: about a dozen perpetually laid-off music journalists like my posts sometimes
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Bandcamp artist bio in LinkedIn voice @aritruscan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🎶 let me give you the low down It should have been me when it comes to a showdown It should have been me 🎶
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Bandcamp artist bio in LinkedIn voice @aritruscan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
scumbags who know what they're doing using the ineptitude of other men as cover usually are a little subtler than calling their "women are property" event "Slutcon"
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Bandcamp artist bio in LinkedIn voice @aritruscan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
drink every time Hansen is invited to have a seat; drink every time there's a coded reference to the Bush admin; drink every time FILMMAKING! occurs visually
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Bandcamp artist bio in LinkedIn voice @aritruscan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
BOSS: get me SUPERVISOR. he's in another room but we need him in this one ANALYST: but the company fired him four hours ago BOSS: if I can't get SUPERVISOR then DIRECTOR will have my ass. go drive to STRIP CLUB and generate some VISUAL INTEREST for the MOVIE
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Bandcamp artist bio in LinkedIn voice @aritruscan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Margin Call (2011) is such a good movie about recent events that happened just a few years ago. And of course no one in the cast has done anything majorly wrong
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 26/09/2026
Have I played “Control Resonant”? Sorry…I’m too busy reading the story of a man who “Controls Rocinante”…that’s right, Miguel Cervantes’ immortal tale “Don Quixote de La Mancha”. So you enjoy your strange “Federal Bureau”…I’ll be delighting in the adventures of Sancho Panza and his “Friendly Burro”
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Bandcamp artist bio in LinkedIn voice @aritruscan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
you could do a Los Angeles version of the evil hill people who worship strange gods, but the Inland Empire hasn't existed as long as Hampshire County
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Bandcamp artist bio in LinkedIn voice @aritruscan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it gives me pause to see some of the same posters enthuse about the polls in September 2026 who enthused about the polls in September 2024
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Bandcamp artist bio in LinkedIn voice @aritruscan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
can't wait to find out this pre-empted a story about a US concentration camp or the personal corruption of every single Republican Congressperson and Senator
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Sansa Sandisk @cheatlines.co · 18/07/2024
After careful personal curation my socials are comprised of two equal but opposite domains ("metapolitics" and "horny for star wars") and many of you would see tremendous mental benefit from switching sides
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Bandcamp artist bio in LinkedIn voice @aritruscan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Prod to Pope, that's Douthat's hope; Pope to Greek, it's Dreher you seek
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Bandcamp artist bio in LinkedIn voice @aritruscan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'm hoping to bum around for a bit, maybe visit a couple of museums, go see some movies. might even deactivate this again after coming back with a bad post like that
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Bandcamp artist bio in LinkedIn voice @aritruscan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
reactivated my account and immediately made a post with bad topical energy. I am taking time off work and I should be going online to riff. I regret the error even if I was right in substance
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Reba @reba.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
on bike ride this morning thinking “there should be a day when they close lakeshore drive so you can bike on it” and got home and opened computer and learned there is that day, once a year, it’s today, and I missed it
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Bandcamp artist bio in LinkedIn voice @aritruscan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
this is such good stupid TV. I'm pumping my fists in the air whenever they do a Monty Hall problem
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Bandcamp artist bio in LinkedIn voice @aritruscan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
if each state were proportionally bigger based on time spent, Mass. would be a huge balloon labeled "maybe go somewhere else"
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Bandcamp artist bio in LinkedIn voice @aritruscan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I enjoy the "where in the US have you lived and where would you like to live" prompt of the day, mostly because it's fun to be confronted with a colorful picture of my ignorance
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Bandcamp artist bio in LinkedIn voice @aritruscan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
"and I ALSO don't want a talented foreigner to be my doctor, either. rich white mediocrities only, and only a few of them. you'll get no one"
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Bandcamp artist bio in LinkedIn voice @aritruscan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
it's just funny to make a light teen comedy based on The Scarlet Letter--with explicitly Christian villains, which is amusing given One Night Only's discretion about politics--with a montage at the beginning that says "get ready for a serious comment about California"
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Bandcamp artist bio in LinkedIn voice @aritruscan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
a California Republic flag billowing in the wind--a luscious orange hanging from a branch in the golden hour--prosperous Ojai's main street lies empty. is this a drama about orange pickers in central Ventura County? listen to the commercial "indie" soundtrack, dummy: Will Gluck presents Easy A
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
listen to shelved by genre
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
It’s so funny when we go to the vet and they have Modern Dog Magazine. The cover is like, “What’s so great about dogs,” and, “Puppies: Cutest ever?” How is there more than one issue of this magazine
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
When I read posts I feel confused and unsettled but when I read a book I feel calm enjoyment. Ah well, time to read several hundred posts
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Bandcamp artist bio in LinkedIn voice @aritruscan.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
"your comic annoys me for reasons I can't put my finger on, and for reasons I can't put my finger on, it makes me think I should be more annoyed by Dropout and its performers than I am"
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