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Jonathan

@ardua.bsky.social
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Autistic. IT Monkey. Knitter. Attempting to befriend a murder of Crows. He/Him. Of no particular note.

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Kasey Kagawa @punkey.org · 28/09/2026
Lithium loves being on fire so much
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 25/09/2026
In the world of “places it is good to lie down”, Floor is indeed better than Bed, new research has confirmed.
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Confirmed! Floor better than bed
In the world of “places it is good to lie down”, Floor is indeed better than Bed, new research has confirmed. Dr Mary Walker, 45, Clinical Trial Lead at The Institute for Floor Time Studies, broke…
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Jonathan @ardua.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think someone fucked beans? There was a lot of beans and hog so I might have wires crossed in my memory.
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Jonathan @ardua.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Enjoy the ride
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Jonathan @ardua.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only
The crew of the beautiful amazing LIVING ship Moya. Chiana the grey Nebari on space rumspringa, D'argo the not Worf, Rygel the most demented little shitbird Muppet that ever lived, John Crichton Florida Man in Space and Aeryn Sun, she will kick your ass.

The crew (minus some, especially Pilot) from Farscape.
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Anne Stickney @shadesogrey.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Oh yes I am VERY MUCH looking forward to this one youtu.be/amdOkW4uKxA
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The Apothecary Diaries: The False Imperial Brother - Announcement Trailer
YouTube video by KOEI TECMO AMERICA
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Jonathan @ardua.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Forever in love with this from @effinbirds.com / Swear Trek
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Micah @rincewind.run · 06/09/2026
Discworld QOTD, from Lords and Ladies
Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder. 
Elves are marvelous. They cause marvels. 
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies. 
Elves are glamorous. They project glamour. 
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment. 
Elves are terrific. They beget terror. 
The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning. 
No one ever said elves are nice. 
Elves are bad.
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Jonathan @ardua.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Unsupervised Maomao is a danger. ( beacons.ai/itznacchan to pick your method for more. The skits are great )
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You don’t stop Maomao #apothecarydiaries #maomao #jinshi #anime #fyp
YouTube video by ItzNacchan
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Violet Blue® @violetblue.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hey everyone, it's time to take a stand, this is one of the easy ways: www.patreon.com/violetblue/p... #cybersecurity
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How to migrate from 1Password | Threat Model
Popular password manager 1Password has pledged $300,000 over three years in support of David Heinemeier Hansson's Linux distribution known
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Once Upon A Time On The Internet @newgroundsdoc.newgrounds.com · 01/09/2026
23 YEARS AGO TODAY, @mrweebl.bsky.social posted BADGERS to @Newgrounds.com
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Student: I don't know how the hell the hope to be doctors. They can't even manage to pay the utilities. Me: This is what hospital administration and managers are for. Student: Are you saying hospitals are assistive living facilities for doctors? Me: Zoos. Patients are enrichment activities for them.
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Jonathan @ardua.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I honestly cant decide who is the voice of ART but I am excited to find out.
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Jonathan @ardua.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
There are to my mind .... roughly four types of Klingon. We're ignoring the extras who are mooks and fight, sing and die in the background. First off, you have the Fun Klingons. You know the sort. Embracing trans rights, sealing deals with bloodwine, headbutting Data www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKQD...
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Data and a Klingon funny scene
YouTube video by MyRandomUploads
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Jonathan @ardua.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I am in this post and I do not like that
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Steffen Rayburn-Maarup @rayburnmaarup.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I don't think people are ready for this kind of joke yet.
A town sign seen through a train window.
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Dracula, seeing a man seemingly dead:
The Bugs Bunny saying "No" meme.
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CZEdwards @czedwards.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Here it is: abiawomosu.substack.com/p/they-built...
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They Built Stepford AI and Called It “Agentic”
Women’s “ick” for AI isn’t technophobia or a gap to close. It’s wisdom to act on.
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Jonathan @ardua.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Let it burn
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Jonathan @ardua.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Happy Birthday @justchestnut.bsky.social !
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Blogged it. Happy Hater Week. aftermath.site/war-crime-n6...
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Do Not Buy The War Crime N64
There's so many ways to play the N64. You do not need to support Palmer Luckey's little project.
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Charlotte. @charlotteirene.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
It is my duty to inflict this pun on my followers
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Jonathan @ardua.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Perfect panel. No notes.
A panel from Slime Saint / Slime Seijo.
You have your typical pretty boy bad guy in the foreground burning monster luring incense. His speech bubbles read "kekeke Goodbye Saint Jelly"

Behind him is the absolute moron goober slime in the body of a Saint. I love this idiot.
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Jonathan @ardua.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Kleptobot and yellatclouds.exe ride again! www.youtube.com/shorts/59GaI...
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The Haunting of Moose Malloy @spooksmalloy.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Comrade, that is a Solero with a beak
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Debjit Dutta @debjitduttaart.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
"Space Shuttle" Painting study
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dr. hazel 🕯️ @hazelmonforton.com · 18/07/2026
Warhammer 40k is an inherently charming IP because the Murder King of Elf Hell canonically drives this around.
The Bass Pro Shops pyramid.
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 18/07/2026
Since the start of summer, reports of allistic people leaving their lovely homes with all their things in have shot up by 11,000%.
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Neurotypicals unaware they can just stay home
Neurotypical people have no idea that they can simply not go outside, it has been reported.  Since the start of summer, reports of allistic people leaving their lovely homes with all their things in…
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Jonathan @ardua.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Are we talking in terms of story, quality or if Studio GoHands is doing that shit again?
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Spookysaurus @cheekyian.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Ireland logging on #Speirgorm
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Jonathan @ardua.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
They're live now!
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Jonathan @ardua.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This pleases me on multiple levels. 'Twas the tism, my Lord. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICDR...
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’Twas the Tism, My Lord | Adeptus Mechanicus Drinking Song | Warhammer 40K Inspired Music
YouTube video by Solar Void
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Jonathan @ardua.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
This shit is absolute looney tunes nonsense. a) We had plenty of examinations of PTSD in DS9, so why is it bad in Discovery hmmm? b) We'll come back to that panel c) Have you fucknuts ever seen TOS? Regarding the middle panel most of my issues with Discovery would have been solved by 20ep seasons
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Jonathan @ardua.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
This is a great piece of art and the artist should be proud. Like really well done. My ass is tired though and at first glance my only thought was "What bullshit is Gul Dukat up to now?"
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Dr. Laci Brock 🪐 @stellerarts.com · 06/07/2026
Wake up nerds, new JWST image! ✨ Centaurus A (NGC 5128) is an active galaxy 11 million light years away. Lurking at its center is a supermassive black hole consuming surrounding material and launching massive jets of energy.
Mid-infrared galaxy image. Slightly distorted central ring in bright white surrounded, a central core in red,  and blue wisps surrounding the galaxy. The background is dotted with thousands of stars.
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Jonathan @ardua.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
5 minutes into the new episode of The 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, REALLY Love You and Naddy is totally unhinged. I love this god damned show.
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Jonathan @ardua.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Apparently @belghast.com has passed. I haven't been in the MMO blog sphere for years but ... his warmth, his passion and his joy for it all never dimmed. Rest well. August will never be the same without you.
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Jonathan @ardua.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
a) Ha! Fuck ye lads. b) Aww, it was going to be fun protesting. www.irishtimes.com/ireland/2026...
irishtimes.com
Wicklow hotel cancels ‘secretive’ Peter Thiel group conference
Powercourt Hotel and Spa event was to be hosted by Dialog and attended by senior Nato commander and Trump administration officials
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 02/07/2026
In ‘terrible but also funny’ news, the state of Florida is currently beefing with… An Coimisiún Le Rincí Gaelacha, aka the world’s largest and oldest governing body for Irish Dance because the NA championships are being held in Orlando and CLRG refuses to ban trans girls from competing as girls
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
WELCOME TO SCHISM WATCH 2026 WITH CLAIRE
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Jonathan @ardua.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I cannot tell you how much I need @fatshark.se to keep the T pose in #Darktide . I know it's a bug, I don't care. Let the Cog Boys T pose to victory at each deployment. Make it mandatory!
A screenshot of the loading screen on a Warhammer 40,000 Darktide mission. It is the dim interior of a Valkyrie shuttle and features four players in the new DLC Skitarii class. Three of the player poses have bugged and they are T posing on their seats. The interior of the shuttle is all metal and worn, lit mostly by the green mission screen.
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 26/06/2026
The Steam Machine costs too much money because of greedy freaks. But a community has formed around optimizing a low budget alternative made from failed PlayStation 5's that got turned into crypto mining cards and then resold as garbage. aftermath.site/bc250-steam-ma...
A BC250 case with "aftermath" on the site next to a Steam Machine with a controller on it.
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Jonathan @ardua.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
This is the way.
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Krys Loh @pseudomachine.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
being out on the ocean at midnight and having it look like this just kinda does something to you (positive)
a photo of the Atlantic Ocean at night, the moon hanging above creating a line of light in the otherwise dark water . The water is blurry/in motion because of how dark it is, and because the ship that I was on is in motion. You can see a few stars on the left side of the sky
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Gareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Me: Okay, there's been a thunderstorm, the heatwave should be over now. (New health bar appears) (The sun is now named 'Sol, Starflame of Regret') (Objectively the greatest piece of classical music ever recorded starts playing).
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Simon McGarr @tupped.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
This is the correct response to a weather forecast of any temperature above 27C in Ireland.
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Maressa aka Shannon @maressa.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
It was horrible. Like watery maple syrup.
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Jonathan @ardua.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
May God have mercy on my soul
A hand holding a package of crisps up against a brown wooden background. The package is in a few shades of blue. The crisps in question are Tayto brand and limited edition. Candy floss flavour.
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Jonathan @ardua.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Ha!
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