iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Reposted by Jonathan

Hayden Donnell @haydendonnell.bsky.social · 4h

"I'd really like to be recognised for my journalism outside of New Zealand" *monkey's paw curls*

John Oliver quoting me on Kiwibank's sexy green-haired sheep Buck

241059195

Jonathan @ardua.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Back home from the @foilarmsandhog.bsky.social "Work In Progress". Had an absolute blast. They were excellent.

020

Reposted by Jonathan

Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨 @ciaraioch.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Prints of Queen Medb are available here: www.ciaraioch.com/artprints/p/... #SpéirGorm #SpéirGhorm #Art

Close up view of the Queen Medb print.

#SpéirGorm #SpéirGhorm #Ireland #Art #BuyIrish

211029

Reposted by Jonathan

Kasey Kagawa @punkey.org · 28/09/2026

Lithium loves being on fire so much

283

Jonathan @ardua.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I can't tell if I should be happy to have the bean fucking confirmed or not. Correction is welcome though :)

110

Jonathan @ardua.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I think someone fucked beans? There was a lot of beans and hog so I might have wires crossed in my memory.

141

Jonathan @ardua.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Irish Coffee. Four... but that's because I had Dr Pepper earlier. Otherwise it'd be five or six by now.

120

Jonathan @ardua.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

All glory and honour to the Tim Hortons Honey Crueller and a French Vanilla Latte. I should go back to visit...

010

Jonathan @ardua.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Is it a ginger thing I wonder

Orange and white cat called Jaffa Cake climbing onto my shoulder and headbutting me affectionately. The textured wall paper is cream in colour

170

Jonathan @ardua.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only

The crew of the beautiful amazing LIVING ship Moya. Chiana the grey Nebari on space rumspringa, D'argo the not Worf, Rygel the most demented little shitbird Muppet that ever lived, John Crichton Florida Man in Space and Aeryn Sun, she will kick your ass.

The crew (minus some, especially Pilot) from Farscape.

121

Jonathan @ardua.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Wait so... If month and moon are cognates.. Do they have months? Or sun months? Sunths? Bugger.

100

Jonathan @ardua.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

"but the resonance with T’Khut had a significant effect on the tides of Vulcan’s sparse seas, which in turn had an effect on the growing cycle in the arable lands proximate to those seas, which in turn had an effect on the growing cycle in the arable lands proximate to those seas."

111

Jonathan @ardua.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

"Vulcans had long defined their “year,” or r’tas, as exactly 1.5 times that, or 266.4 standard days (252 Vulcan rotations or t’ved ), corresponding to the period of an orbital resonance between Vulcan and its sister world T’Khut. Vulcan’s low axial tilt gave it little in the way of solar seasons, "

110

Jonathan @ardua.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

A) Fair question... like is a month lunar based? B) From himself

110

Jonathan @ardua.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

What that means for Vulcan months I have no idea. But... yay time.

100

Jonathan @ardua.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

"The intricacies and idiosyncrasies of Vulcan timekeeping had initially frustrated Lucsly. Though the planet’s orbital radius of 0.56 AU around 40 Eridani A gave it a period of 177.6 standard days, Vulcans had long defined their “year,” or r’tas, as exactly 1.5 times that, or 266.4 standard days"

110

Jonathan @ardua.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Oh oh oh! Christopher L Bennett worked up things like that for Star Trek : Department of Temporal Investigations - Watching the Clock

100

Jonathan @ardua.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Smol literally said they can't speak for Ireland and thus all is well.

001

Jonathan @ardua.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

As an aside have you ever read the Star Trek : Department of Temporal Investigations books? Some fun stuff there.

010

Jonathan @ardua.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Forever in love with this from @effinbirds.com / Swear Trek

140

Jonathan @ardua.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Addendum. Precisely one salmon will cause autism.

030

Reposted by Jonathan

Micah @rincewind.run · 06/09/2026

Discworld QOTD, from Lords and Ladies

Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvelous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror.
The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
No one ever said elves are nice.
Elves are bad.

291081228

Jonathan @ardua.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Unsupervised Maomao is a danger. ( beacons.ai/itznacchan to pick your method for more. The skits are great )

youtube.com

You don’t stop Maomao #apothecarydiaries #maomao #jinshi #anime #fyp

YouTube video by ItzNacchan

000

Jonathan @ardua.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I wonder if people will hop off of hey dot com. Though I wonder if many jumped on it to begin with.

000

Jonathan @ardua.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Write a list of everyone who would tell you that the worm can shut the fuck up. The list will be longer than the worm.

191

Reposted by Jonathan

Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Student: I don't know how the hell the hope to be doctors. They can't even manage to pay the utilities. Me: This is what hospital administration and managers are for. Student: Are you saying hospitals are assistive living facilities for doctors? Me: Zoos. Patients are enrichment activities for them.

618726

Jonathan @ardua.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

*hides the water pistol catholicly*

130

Jonathan @ardua.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I honestly cant decide who is the voice of ART but I am excited to find out.

010

Jonathan @ardua.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Office Manager: "Sounds like running water somewhere" Beaver: "Not on my fuckin' watch Ken."

020

Jonathan @ardua.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

((Also I know we've seen plenty of incarnations of Kor. But still. Horny Klingons are the best Klingons))

000

Jonathan @ardua.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

(Bonus Internet Poisioned Thought. Given that Klingons culturally will read poetry to the objects of their affection and said object of affection will attempt greivous bodily harm on them.... and given that they adore fighting spirit.... are all Andorians the Klingon equivalent of femboy twinks?)

200

Jonathan @ardua.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Anyway, congratulations Star Trek: Strange New Worlds on 'A Case of Chiaroscuro' and Kor. He came. He saw. He got painfully horny. Not just a fun Klingon, one painfully horny for a strong woman.

Screenshot of Demore Barnes as Kor in Star Trek: Strange New Worlds episode 'A Case of Chiaroscuro' (Season 4 Episode 4). The screenshot is entirely black and white as the episode is following a film noir style. Kor is in the center of the frame and artfully lit.

110