Mitchell Anderson @mandersonmn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Salacio...starwars.fandom.comSalacious B. CrumbSalacious B. Crumb was a male Kowakian monkey-lizard who worked as a jester in the court of the crime lord Jabba Desilijic Tiure during the Galactic Civil War. Known for his shrill laughter, Crumb kep... 010
Mitchell Anderson @mandersonmn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The secret to happiness is setting up your life to resemble Richard Scarry's Busytown as much as possible. 034
Mitchell Anderson @mandersonmn.bsky.social · 05/09/2026The only two emotions you're allowed to feel while watching Tottenham Hotspur is frustration or boredom, sorry those are the rules. 000
Mitchell Anderson @mandersonmn.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Kinda crazy we had Romero, Danso, and Vuskovic as right centerbacks heading into the summer and binned them all off for Van Hecke. Early returns not looking good. 010
Mitchell Anderson @mandersonmn.bsky.social · 05/09/20267 minutes of regulation left and Spurs now just put on the one guy who can pass. 000
Mitchell Anderson @mandersonmn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Better analysis than all of the beat reporters and professional analysts paid to write about Tottenham combined. Really nails the big picture. thinkoutsidetheball.substack.com/p/tottenhams...thinkoutsidetheball.substack.comTottenham’s summer of intent was actually an abandonment of ambitionSpurs think they can skip steps in their rise to the top, but nobody can, so what they really did was quit trying to build a team that can win major trophies. 020
Mitchell Anderson @mandersonmn.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Roberto De Zerbi the manager was Tottenham's salvation last year, but Roberto De Zerbi the de facto Director of Football is our punishment. A real Faustian bargain. 041
Mitchell Anderson @mandersonmn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Should've used that £300M to rebuild Whitehart Lane instead 000
Mitchell Anderson @mandersonmn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Tottenham Hotspur Football Club personified 000
Mitchell Anderson @mandersonmn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026You can bring in a new manager and half a squad of new players, but the club is still Tottenham 000
Reposted by Mitchell AndersonVelour Shirt @object.works · 26/08/2026Northeast Minneapolis excellence 17771121
Mitchell Anderson @mandersonmn.bsky.social · 27/07/2026There are often votes for politicians that stand as moral tests, but every once in awhile there are those that also serve as "Did you fall for the wallet inspector?" tests. The Laken Riley Act was one such case. 120
Mitchell Anderson @mandersonmn.bsky.social · 26/07/2026A great thing about the right wing chud Odyssey freakout is these assholes are basically doing unpaid marketing for it, ensuring its success. 120
Mitchell Anderson @mandersonmn.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Finally, a politician who speaks for the people! 031
Mitchell Anderson @mandersonmn.bsky.social · 19/07/2026The boos when Trump came on the screen at the bar where I watched the World Cup final were about 10x louder than anything from the game itself. Minneapolis, so somewhat expected, but it was LOUD. 031
Reposted by Mitchell AndersonWilliam Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 16/07/2026Fair is foul, and foul is fair, Hover through the fog and filthy air. 8622136
Reposted by Mitchell AndersonJP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Maybe football doesn’t wanna come home because the vibes are bad at home 2809
Mitchell Anderson @mandersonmn.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I did not particularly dislike this English side, but will always, always root for cowardball to be punished. 110
Mitchell Anderson @mandersonmn.bsky.social · 15/07/2026My contribution to the permanent daylight savings time discourse is we should make sure to put Minneapolis and St. Paul into different time zones. 000
Reposted by Mitchell AndersonUser with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 09/07/2026An account with this avatar was just blocked. 81213224
Mitchell Anderson @mandersonmn.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I'm starting to wonder if FIFA isn't 100% on the level 020
Mitchell Anderson @mandersonmn.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Pochettino making zero subs 85 minutes into the game is so on brand it's painful 000
Mitchell Anderson @mandersonmn.bsky.social · 19/06/2026The good news for the world economy is Trump is a coward who gets bored easily and fighting a losing a war is boring. The bad news is securing the surrender relies on constraining Israel, and as mentioned previously, Trump is a coward who gets bored easily. www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/6/...aljazeera.comFears for US-Iran deal as talks delayed by Israeli strikes on LebanonTehran holds back from talks to cement ceasefire due to ongoing Israeli attacks on southern Lebanon. 000
Mitchell Anderson @mandersonmn.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Watching the current iteration of this French team in the World Cup is a reminder just how generationally great N'Golo Kante was and how he is still somehow underappreciated despite his numerous plaudits. 000
Mitchell Anderson @mandersonmn.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Is Alexi Lalas likeable and does he have good chemistry with his co-hosts? No. Is he an insightful pundit? Also no. But did he at least have a storied and successful soccer career? My lord, no. 020
Mitchell Anderson @mandersonmn.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Definitive list of movies that were better than the books they were adapted from: 5. Interview with the Vampire 4. Fight Club 3. Jaws 2. Blade Runner 1. A Muppet Christmas Carol 100
Reposted by Mitchell AndersonMat Johnson @matjohnson.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Congratulations to everyone who said it would get this bad. Your prize is watching everyone who disagreed now claim no one could have predicted it would get this bad. 11111952311
Mitchell Anderson @mandersonmn.bsky.social · 30/05/2026The more convoluted the run-up for a penalty kick, the worse the actual ball strike 010
Mitchell Anderson @mandersonmn.bsky.social · 26/05/2026A Tuesday masquerading as a Monday, also known as The Bastard's Tuesday. 110
Reposted by Mitchell AndersonWes Burdine @wesburdine.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Bar full of haters can’t handle my shit 131868
Reposted by Mitchell AndersonOlúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 24/05/2026TOTTENHAM MOTHERFUCKING HOTSPUR 401806316
Mitchell Anderson @mandersonmn.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Congrats to Tottenham for staying up. Now to celebrate by firing every single front office executive overseeing this abomination of a season. 030
Mitchell Anderson @mandersonmn.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Mr. Magoo FC www.expectinggoals.com/p/is-hull-ci...expectinggoals.comIs Hull City the Worst Team to Make the Championship Playoff Final in Many Years?And what would it mean if Hull really is that bad? 000
Mitchell Anderson @mandersonmn.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Just learned the creator of the Apple TV horror/comedy show Widow's Bay is also the author of this HoF tweet and honestly it could not be a better match 020
Mitchell Anderson @mandersonmn.bsky.social · 18/05/2026I regret to inform the refs are once again back on their bullshit 092
Mitchell Anderson @mandersonmn.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Gonna go fight a horse in honor of Newcastle United 000
Mitchell Anderson @mandersonmn.bsky.social · 12/05/2026*George Lucas taking a giant bong rip* "Hear me out, what if the Viet Cong were fucking adorable." 091
