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Andrew M

@apmor.in
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i am bike

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t4ner @tracyforner.bsky.social · 2h
this still tracks...
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Aryq @nefariousaryq.bsky.social · 16h
This city is so unserious.
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EricTime @erictime.bsky.social · 16h
Update, there are 20 cars valet parked on the cultural trail. Fuck you @impd
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Andrew M @apmor.in · 20h
WHY ARE WE STILL EXECUTING PEOPLE IN AN ALLEGEDLY CIVILIZED MODERN SOCIETY FFS
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Andrew M @apmor.in · 20h
This industry is bonkers some times, in both good and bad ways
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Andrew M @apmor.in · 20h
Sir.
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Andrew M @apmor.in · 29/09/2026
We are governed by some of the dumbest shits our country has to offer
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Andrew M @apmor.in · 29/09/2026
Let's go ahead and put John Roberts in the Hague with Stephen Miller
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Andrew M @apmor.in · 29/09/2026
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It's So Beautiful - Man with Mustache
ALT: It's So Beautiful - Man with Mustache
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aly @aly.codes · 27/09/2026
NixOS maintainers are performing public executions of DHH fanboys on X.com
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Andrew M @apmor.in · 24/09/2026
Lmao when I got snipped I dropped my bike off at the shop for service and was like "I don't need it for a couple weeks no rush" and the tech who I was friendly with kept asking "why" questions 😂
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Andrew M @apmor.in · 23/09/2026
These gals know what's up. Let's party, ladies.
Screenshot of Babbel language learning app with the Spanish for "We want a few beers" and a photograph of three women in their golden years.
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Andrew M @apmor.in · 23/09/2026
Funny is this is the street/lane where I tend to have the fewest problems. Although fewest != zero.
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Mitchell Anderson @mandersonmn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Being a good writer requires empathy, so literally the very trait conservatives both lack and demonize.
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Andrew M @apmor.in · 17/09/2026
I always wished Barry Larkin got a dog and named it Larry Barkin
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Keep this handy when that Hasan Piker-Axios interview clip show up on your feed today Rosie & Ben Affleck making the same point👇🏽
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Andrew M @apmor.in · 17/09/2026
😎
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Andrew M @apmor.in · 17/09/2026
How do you get the frontmatter in the right sidebar there, is that a plugin or just some setting I missed?
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Andrew M @apmor.in · 17/09/2026
This is so fucking funny to me bah, c'est sûrement une blage
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Andrew M @apmor.in · 17/09/2026
Just saw the trailer for the new Michael Schumacher doc coming on Neflix (not sure how I missed this before) and while it looks OK I'm honestly not sure I'm ready to relive 1994 Imola (again).
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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time.  I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker. 
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Andrew M @apmor.in · 17/09/2026
And the post office of my adulthood! bsky.app/profile/ever...
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Andrew M @apmor.in · 17/09/2026
The post office of my youth!
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Andrew M @apmor.in · 17/09/2026
I remember this account from *The Bad Place* and was not aware it had made it over here!
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Andrew M @apmor.in · 17/09/2026
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Holy Shit! Step Brothers Reaction Meme
ALT: Holy Shit! Step Brothers Reaction Meme
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Andrew M @apmor.in · 16/09/2026
I have so much to look forward to
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Andrew M @apmor.in · 16/09/2026
Looks like there's still one too many
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Johnathan Perkins @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
“Intersex” is the “I” in LGBTQIA. Learned a lot, watching this.
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Andrew M @apmor.in · 15/09/2026
News agencies pick one single pronunciation of Dario Amodei challenge
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Andrew M @apmor.in · 15/09/2026
Despite Coster's best efforts, in fact
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Andrew M @apmor.in · 15/09/2026
Love to see all this talent wasted on such a shit team. Instead of building around Elly and Sal Stewart the Reds are gonna continue to languish. Love this for us.
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Andrew M @apmor.in · 13/09/2026
Do you reread your favorite books multiple times or are you not a sicko
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@TOS_Violator

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 11/09/2026
Promoting an illegal war in the Middle East by fear mongering over weapons of mass destruction on the 9/11 anniversary is a little on the nose
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 29/08/2024
POV: you asked a millennial something
Tobias Funke from Arrested Development saying "Well I don't want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn't help."
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jd for Safe Streets 🎃🚸 @thedirte.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Heads up Raymond/Shelby intersection users. The most dangerous intersection in the city will be back to full operations next week! You're probably thinking, "wait. surely they improved the safety during all of that construction" LOL, LMAO even.
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Andrew M @apmor.in · 10/09/2026
Video I've seen shows the deputy shoving him for no reason when he was leaving, but of course that's not the "official narrative".
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Here's an anecdote: On 9/10/2001, The Onion staff had a New York launch party at the Bowery Ballroom to celebrate the staff's move from Madison, Wisconsin to New York City. They woke up hungover, took a week off, and then produced one of the greatest front pages in the history of newspapers.
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Andrew M @apmor.in · 10/09/2026
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Shouting Development: There Are Dozens Of Us
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charliepap.bsky.social @charliepap.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Oh sure Elon musk, Peter Thiel, Jeff Bezoa and Mark Z could buy and sell me or destroy my life with their internet influence and wealth but I challenge any of you taints to meet me in any dive bar in America and will see who leaves distraught on every level
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Oh my god she's Gary lol
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
ez mode solidarity opportunity you might not have been aware of. No Starbucks till the union gets a contract.
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Andrew M @apmor.in · 09/09/2026
or There and Back Again bsky.app/profile/apmo...
Screenshot from Garmin app showing 18.53 miles running from Sep 3-9.
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Andrew M @apmor.in · 08/09/2026
I use Podcast Addict on Android because the auto playlist/priority features are essential to the way I use podcasts
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Andrew M @apmor.in · 08/09/2026
I have watched the Nathan Fielder/Elizabeth Holmes teaser clip approximately 3,216 times.
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Andrew M @apmor.in · 08/09/2026
Latex walked so Markdown could run
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Andrew M @apmor.in · 06/09/2026
Four whiskeys deep with a good book as if I'm in my 20s again and won't have to take care of this or that need from a kid in less than 7 hours.
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Andrew M @apmor.in · 02/09/2026
As someone who has watched a shame-worthy amount of Mr Beast at the behest of my kids, I'm not convinced he isn't AI himself.
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Andrew M @apmor.in · 02/09/2026
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Super Troopers Police Look
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Andrew M @apmor.in · 02/09/2026
Normies: I need to get off TikTok because the crap content is rotting my brain Me: I need to get off TikTok because the constant stream of recipes on my FYP is making me hungry
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