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Laura Dorfler

@apeshizz.bsky.social
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Laura Dorfler @apeshizz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Holy Mole, Ody! #bb28
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conifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Dag. @3fecta.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
In his defense, Floridians don't like traveling north in the fall and winter.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
When this nation’s first president chopped down one cherry tree, he was honest and contrite. When the current president chopped down a slew of cherry trees, he did so in violation of a court order—and didn’t give a shit.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 27/08/2026
Lutnick: "The president works all day every day"
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Laura Dorfler @apeshizz.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Going as Thog for Halloween #bb28
Thog’s jacket
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Laura Dorfler @apeshizz.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Drink every time Chuk says conjugate! #bb28
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Laura Dorfler @apeshizz.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Come on, BB #bb28
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Big Brother Bbsky Kelsee
Alt: Big Brother Victor saying hurry up
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Juli Gittinger aka Dr G @jlgittinger.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
The Ben Affleck meme where hes smoking and looking exhausted with everything--but with George Washington's face
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Mr. Skeets @doctoraculamd.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
C’monnnnn, previously unknown side effects
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Jen Mercieca @jenmercieca.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Screwworm seems like the right vibe for 2026. Good job writers.
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Laura Dorfler @apeshizz.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
This team @cubsbot.bsky.social
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#TuckFrump @realtuckfrumper.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
DOJ halted drugs-for-votes investigation under Trump #Salon
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DOJ halted drugs-for-votes investigation under Trump
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Laura Dorfler @apeshizz.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Damn it. (This is either about the WHCA dinner or the Cubs/Dodgers game)
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WatchYourRepsTN&SC @watchyourrepssc.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
The church on the cover is a Methodist Church!
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Jackie Kashian @jackiekashian.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
“why are you so angry? the things you think aren’t going to happen. you have it wrong.” various men. first off - fuck off do we know each other? and … WHEN WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO “GET” ANGRY? I’m already register as a couple holes and a haircut… soon to be holes haircut and no vote. So now, right?
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Since when has Trump been unable to arrange for escorts
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Laura Dorfler @apeshizz.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Why do I get the feeling that he’s going to have an Apprentice-type contest for the next boss man of Iran?
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
We have lost a decade of our life to an evil idiot…a dolt. A moron. One of the most racist and dumbest humans on the planet. 10 years.
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Plan C @plancpills.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Hi! We’re Plan C 👋 Just sharing that there are organizations like ours that research and provide trusted resources and information about how people access abortion pills in ALL 50 states and U.S. territories. FYI, in case you ever need the info.
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ellawbr.bsky.social @ellawbr.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Illinois Nazis. I hate Illinois Nazi’s!
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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
REALLY interesting time for the guy who placed Manafort to be meeting with Churkin.
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Patti Olivier 💙VOTE BLUE @patti3333.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
It's a miracle !!! Omg
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Laura Dorfler @apeshizz.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Good Better Best
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Rob H&ynes @robonabike.eurosky.social · 03/01/2026
We're going to need a bigger Hague.
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Laura Dorfler @apeshizz.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Da Bears!
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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I'm moving my annual twitter thanksgiving joke to Bluesky
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Jackie Kashian @jackiekashian.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
turns out they’re still bad people and he’s a pedophile
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 18/10/2025
It’s so funny that for the past week republicans have all been like “the only people out there are gonna be Hamas.” Everyone in this crowd is signed up for Kohl’s rewards points.
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Bowiegrrl🍩 @bowiegrrl.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
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Laura Dorfler @apeshizz.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Cubbies!!
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God @thegodshow.com · 25/09/2025
I miss the days when Obama could just post his summer playlist instead of dire warnings.
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barkman1.bsky.social @barkman1.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Let the FCC Chairman know how you feel: Brendan.Carr@fcc.gov
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
The real issue isn’t left vs right. It’s not white vs black. It’s not citizen vs immigrant. It’s not gay vs straight. The real issue is that a lot of powerful people have a vested interest — and a lot of money invested — in dividing us, and it’s working.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 11/09/2025
You guys put podcast hosts in charge of the FBI and fired all the competent agents because you thought they were woke.
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Kristina @stinaknits.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
*Mike White checking his Survivor 50 contract to see if the CBS parking lot show is allowed to say White Locust*. #BB27
BBOTT checking the rules in the storage room
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Rhuta Bhayga @rhutabhayga.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Heads up. Our healthcare is heading into leeches and mustard plaster territory.
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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
the entire Euro delegation should wear tan suits.
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David Bloomberg #BB28 #Survivor #TheTraitors @davidbloomberg.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
I felt this video from @meidastouch.com missing something. So I added it.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
People who want to protect "The Sanctity of Marriage" are always people who voted for a man who raped his first wife, deserted his family of three young children to run off with one of his mistresses, deserted her and their child for another mistress, and then cheated on her with a porn actress. 🤔
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”
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Mariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
This labor shortage is getting serious. They’re down to 1 boob……
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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
We told you they were going to do project 2025 and it’s 2025 and they’re doing project 2025
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 31/07/2025
how much of the money from the ICE/tax cuts bill is just going to go to scammers, do you think? www.richmonder.org/this-tuckaho...
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This Tuckahoe home won a $1.26 billion contract for an ICE detention center. The owner isn't talking.
The company’s website is dated and largely accessible only via login.
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Motherfucking wind farms…
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Laura Dorfler @apeshizz.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
RIP Ryno
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#TuckFrump @realtuckfrumper.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Bad Hair Day In Scotland twp.ai/4ipkEP
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Bad Hair Day In Scotland
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Chicago Cubs @cubsbot.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
National treasure, Pete Crow-Armstrong.
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Jackie Kashian @jackiekashian.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Storm warning more like stormtroopers warning
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