Laura Dorfler @apeshizz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Question: I tapped out when there were 3 left. How did the remaining guys shimmy out of their track suit tops? 101
Reposted by Laura DorflerDag. @3fecta.bsky.social · 02/09/2026In his defense, Floridians don't like traveling north in the fall and winter. 492672
Reposted by Laura DorflerMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 29/08/2026When this nation’s first president chopped down one cherry tree, he was honest and contrite. When the current president chopped down a slew of cherry trees, he did so in violation of a court order—and didn’t give a shit. 429122723692
Reposted by Laura DorflerAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 27/08/2026Lutnick: "The president works all day every day" 423626100
Laura Dorfler @apeshizz.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Try this one. Not entirely sure if it’s nationwide, though 010
Laura Dorfler @apeshizz.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Come on, BB #bb28static.klipy.comBig Brother Bbsky KelseeAlt: Big Brother Victor saying hurry up 040
Laura Dorfler @apeshizz.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Or the Have Not Blues. Gotta be tough when they are all cooking 120
Laura Dorfler @apeshizz.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I didn’t have the sound on, but I know she’s clapping on the 1 and 3. 050
Reposted by Laura DorflerMr. Skeets @doctoraculamd.bsky.social · 23/06/2026C’monnnnn, previously unknown side effects 25218
Laura Dorfler @apeshizz.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Seriously considering going to Dollar Tree, getting black plastic tablecloths and making funeral bunting to display instead of the flag 080
Reposted by Laura DorflerJen Mercieca @jenmercieca.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Screwworm seems like the right vibe for 2026. Good job writers. 1132538
Reposted by Laura Dorfler#TuckFrump @realtuckfrumper.bsky.social · 06/05/2026DOJ halted drugs-for-votes investigation under Trump #Salontwp.aiwww.salon.comDOJ halted drugs-for-votes investigation under Trump 0125
Laura Dorfler @apeshizz.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Damn it. (This is either about the WHCA dinner or the Cubs/Dodgers game) 010
Reposted by Laura DorflerWatchYourRepsTN&SC @watchyourrepssc.bsky.social · 01/04/2026The church on the cover is a Methodist Church! 81008
Reposted by Laura DorflerJackie Kashian @jackiekashian.bsky.social · 27/03/2026“why are you so angry? the things you think aren’t going to happen. you have it wrong.” various men. first off - fuck off do we know each other? and … WHEN WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO “GET” ANGRY? I’m already register as a couple holes and a haircut… soon to be holes haircut and no vote. So now, right? 1625
Reposted by Laura DorflerJesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Since when has Trump been unable to arrange for escorts 919928
Laura Dorfler @apeshizz.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Why do I get the feeling that he’s going to have an Apprentice-type contest for the next boss man of Iran? 030
Reposted by Laura DorflerJess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 27/02/2026We have lost a decade of our life to an evil idiot…a dolt. A moron. One of the most racist and dumbest humans on the planet. 10 years. 2114027861
Reposted by Laura DorflerPlan C @plancpills.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Hi! We’re Plan C 👋 Just sharing that there are organizations like ours that research and provide trusted resources and information about how people access abortion pills in ALL 50 states and U.S. territories. FYI, in case you ever need the info. 022
Reposted by Laura Dorflerellawbr.bsky.social @ellawbr.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Illinois Nazis. I hate Illinois Nazi’s! 129616
Reposted by Laura Dorfleremptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 30/01/2026REALLY interesting time for the guy who placed Manafort to be meeting with Churkin. 4334157
Reposted by Laura DorflerPatti Olivier 💙VOTE BLUE @patti3333.bsky.social · 19/01/2026It's a miracle !!! Omg 27717
Reposted by Laura DorflerRob H&ynes @robonabike.eurosky.social · 03/01/2026We're going to need a bigger Hague. 213099798
Reposted by Laura DorflerJ. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 26/11/2024I'm moving my annual twitter thanksgiving joke to Bluesky 1040091
Reposted by Laura DorflerJackie Kashian @jackiekashian.bsky.social · 22/11/2025turns out they’re still bad people and he’s a pedophile 0515
Laura Dorfler @apeshizz.bsky.social · 04/11/2025The battery in not one, but two clocks died on the same day I had to change the time on them anyway. 110
