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Pastel Pie

@apastelpie.bsky.social
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24 | she/they 🩷💛🩵 | Living my best life with my husband, animals, and hoard of yarn

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Please kiss carefully.
Migraines
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transmi itee

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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/06/2025
Tips For Keeping Pets Safe In Hot Weather theonion.com/tips-fo...
Tips For Keeping Pets Safe In Hot Weather
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Pastel Pie @apastelpie.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
A local NM event in my town brought in a mobile museum. It had this poster from early statehood history and made me think of John Green's newest book, Everything is Tuberculosis. Still applicable today.
A red, yellow, black, and white poster with various abstract graphics and a woman's head lying down with the text: "Fight tuberculosis. Obey the rules of health"
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
❌ let's get that bread ❌ let's get that cheddar ✅ let's get that cheesy bread
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Pastel Pie @apastelpie.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
I can't read my own handwriting. Last line of Game 1 is supposed to be: Throw|Yaw|Tar
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Pastel Pie @apastelpie.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
I got around to making 4 games of (imo) varying difficulty. 1 Angle|Key|Note Pitch|Sap|Toss Throw|Yaw|Tap 2 Fun|Eagles|Bats Butterfly|Ravens|Pars Birdies|Cardinals|Queen 3 Pear|Beauty|Kiwi Hourglass|Nvidia|Samsung Apple|Round|Windows 4 (needs workshopping?) ツ|🕰|😕 Ü|🔢|🎲 😐|🧀|🙂
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
“Hank, why are you spending so much time defending the freaking /minecraft movie?/“ Actually, I’m not defending anything, I am attacking the practice of dumping buckets of jaded misery on moments of goofy joy and I will absolutely die on that hill.
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Royarach @royarach.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
My porcelain dragon designs are finally getting their proper enamel pin adaptions. These are add-ons as part of my Draconology backerkit pin campaign for pintopia 2025! Link in my bio for the page! Get them now at their special discounted prices!
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Bud's RPG review @budsrpgreview.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
@gothnog.bsky.social #VERMIS
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
Bananas come from walnut trees.
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Pastel Pie @apastelpie.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
What a relatable king
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
That explains a lot.
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Pastel Pie @apastelpie.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
(2/2) "God is first, business minded, artistic bluecollar man that wears a tie some mornings, sneakers by midday, and work boots by night. Here's my Snapchat. Looking for (the rest of the bio)." What a gem... a reaaaaal peach.
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Pastel Pie @apastelpie.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
I feel like I have this so close: "Leave if you open with one word, no ghosting, only dating/ONS, bougie chick, a catfish, or got STDs. We'll go on dates, go to the gym, be creative, and do hard drvgs on vacation." I have no clue about the middle line. (1/2)
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
I appreciate how the Indiana Jones game understands and emulates the unreality of the films. Enemies do a big "WHOAOAOH" animation when pushed off a ledge. A glass bottle will knock a guy out as consistently as a lump hammer. It's action theater. Everything that happens must be big and cool and fun
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
my biggest 2024 breakthrough: discovering that scarecrows aren't real. crops are just SO much easier to steal now. i used to pull up one or two turnips and run off, but i'm not scared anymore. the only challenge ahead of me in 2025 is to keep from eating so many turnips i give myself a stomach ache
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Valentino Lasso🌿 @valentinolasso.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Year of the snake🐍🌿✨
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
idk cybertrucks don’t just blow up on their own, you have to expose them to humidity or a weak magnet
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The Oatmeal @theoatmeal.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Something to keep in mind for 2025 Written by James Miller of A Small Fiction
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
GENRES ARE MARKETING TOOLS NOT RULES
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
guy: I'M SICK TODAY 
todo list: THAT'S OKAY THERE'S ALWAYS TOMORROW. I'LL JUST STAND HERE SO YOU CAN WATCH ME GET BIGGER 
*todo list starts working out and getting huge*
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Focus groups ruin everything.
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John Ramsey @jramseyi.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Black Fish and a White Cat ❄️
Digital illustration set during a winter night.  There is a white cat walking across a fence. The cat is looking on as glowing black fish are floating across the scene.  Snow covered pampas grass is in the foreground.  In the background is a thin crescent moon.
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Pastel Pie @apastelpie.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Nice! I'm pretty bummed that I didn't have time to do the cookie crawl. A lot of the cookies looked so good 😋
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Pastel Pie @apastelpie.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Most likely, yes! It was napping right across from that store.
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King Chrono @chronogam3r.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Video Games are not a waste of time 😌 (Unless you're playing League of Legends)
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geoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
hello new followers look at my very small cat with very large hands
a white and gray tabby cat with her upper body slung up on a person’s leg, stretching out her forelimbs toward the camera to show off that they are very large and funky shapedsame cat, on a leg again, with one big white cauliflower paw kneading either a visible claw outa fluffy white and gray tabby cat seated upright on the floor looking curiously at the camera. her big front paws are splayed out chunkily same cat curled up in a corrugated cardboard bed, looking at the camera with big green eyes, head upside down
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
[a horse walks into a bar] bartender: what can i get you horse: what no that’s not how this format goes you’re supposed to say why the long f… you know what nvm just show me where i can get some water bartender: i could but then i can’t make you drink horse: what
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Nynne ☁️ @beanynne.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
cafe sketching + museum = ideal date 🤍🧸
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Overly Sarcastic Productions @overlysarcastic.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
in case anyone needed these in crisp HD -R
Sun Wukong disguised as a courier demon, giving a double thumbs upThe same figure, now raising both fists overhead in celebration
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CindyLouWho @cindynorth1.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
MOST FAMOUS ART FROM EVERY DENOMINATION and it has the last super for Catholic, Trinity by Rublev for Orthodox, and the veggies takes for Protestants because it’s good to make fun of Protestants esp. evangelicals
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
last christmas i gave you my harp the very next day you gave it away what the hell you expressed interest in learning concert harp
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Rachel Elizabeth @faerieroseart.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Starflowers, 9”x12” gouache on watercolor paper
A foggy, purple toned night landscape. In the front are bushes with pink and purple leaves, and large stalks with white flowers at the ends. To the left is a large, blue tree with lights in its leaves and long, bare branches that reach outwards. Other bare trees are in the background. A full moon shines in the sky above.
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Theprogressive ✊️ @treadres.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
It also makes it harder for them to ban books.
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joop 🪐 @joopitty.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
bunger! #tamagotchi #art #fanart
Illustration of Kuromametchi from the Tamagotchi series taking a HUGE bite out of a burger! The burger has the stylized Tamagotchi face on it depicting a simple doodle of a face with a "beak" and two dots for eyes.
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 22/12/2024
I like video game
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Pastel Pie @apastelpie.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
I found this delightful little cat in Old Town ABQ. So soft. So sleepy.
A grey and white cat is curled up and sleeping on top of a turquoise painted cabinet. The cabinet has a large scalopped edge with three bumps. It is painted red on the side facing towards the camera. In the background is an old Adobe-style building decorated for the holidays.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
for my fellow artificial banana flavor enthusiasts it gives me great pleasure to share with you an image of nature's perfect food
Uncle Al's Old Fashioned Banana Planks. They are cookies. The image show a box of them with an individual package propped against the box; the rectangular package is about 3"x2". Through the cellophane we can see that the cookie is yellow in color. Printed on the cellophane are the words BANANA PLANKS in pleasing rounded yellow block type with a red outline around each individual letter, and, beneath that, the words ARTIFICIALLY FLAVORED, which is your tip-off that this cookie is worth the time, love, and investment you will put into eating it. To the right of the time is a cartoon image of a bunch of bananas, specifically a bunch of three.
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Pastel Pie @apastelpie.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
My husband and I are so unreasonably excited for Sonic the Hedgehog 3. We loved the first two, and Sonic Adventure 2 is in his top 5 favorite games. I know some of the lore, but I'm still going to try and avoid spoilers ✨️ I can't even remember watching the tailors... I don't think I did.
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AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com · 20/12/2024
It's so true it hurts.
Movie Idiocracy from 2006 to 2024 and the realization it's a documentary.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 21/12/2024
Exclusion Principle xkcd.com/3027
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Pastel Pie @apastelpie.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
My man
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Erika Ishii @erikaishii.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Now that I’m here in bluer skies I’m happy to say again: I am the Ghost of Yōtei. 💛
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angela 🐛 @angelaoddling.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
I love my characters 💗
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
We can all resist fascism.
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who up nu scaring they weeb? 𖤐 @numetalweeb.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
popipo is a goated song 🩵 #cosplay #hatsunemiku
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PY @pooryorick.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Here is a good example of how to do it well! bsky.app/profile/cats...
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Pastel Pie @apastelpie.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
I haven't seen any other people's table spreads from Family Day/American Thanksgiving (maybe I'm just late to the party). This was mine! Description of the food is in the alt text. I'm trying to get better at writing alt text, so please give me feedback on what I can do to improve!
A photo of a grey dining room table, surrounded by three white dinner plates,  with a large spread of food for Family Day.

Top row going left to right: Honey butter, corn bread on a cast iron, green bean casserole in the yellow dish
Middle row left to right: Pumpkins pie, Kale salad with dressing on the side, King's Hawaiian rolls in the white plate, pineapple ham
Bottom row left to right: pecan pie partially off screen, Brussel sprouts in a square pan, pub-style potatoes
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
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Pastel Pie @apastelpie.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I love whalesharks and my button-up and jacket from @morningwitch.com ! I have nearly every gorgeous button-up and the Scarlet Garden jacket. It's just part of my every day wardrobe ✨️🐸🦋🌿
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