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Maid3

@annon3.bsky.social
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20+, Guy-ish, Minors DNI, Hypnosis obsessed dork. ⬡ Occasionally known as Mr. Cards

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Zephyr @zephyrgales.bsky.social · 7h
A Model Wife 📸
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 11h
It is possible to beat Donkey Kong Country 2 completely pacifist using a combination of secrets and glitches, allowing no enemy or boss to be harmed. Ironically, getting the true ending destroys Crocodile Isle, killing everyone on it anyway.
How to beat Donkey Kong Country 2 the pacifist way
Most enemies in the game can be spared via damage boosting through them or skipped via team-up throws or Dixie's twirl. However, some bonus rooms require all enemies inside to be defeated. These can be avoided by using the secret that gives 75 Kremkoins*, allowing all bonus rooms to be skipped.
*In the first level, enter the cabin, exit immediately. Collect the first banana bunch but not anything else. Return to the cabin, collect the balloon, Exit, collect the bunch again, but nothing else. Return, and it will contain a coin that gives you 75 Kremkoins.
To skip bosses, get a glitch called "Bonus Storage" by pausing and exiting while failing a bonus. After this, use "Funky Skip" (get near the boss, hold L+Select, then tap Right, Left, Up, Down, Right, Left. Hold Up, press B, let go of Up and B, and press Down) which will put you on the world map. Reenter the world, then visit any NPC, and if done correctly, you will be put on the world map again but with the next world unlocked without fighting the boss.
After beating all the Lost World levels (requires only getting to the beginning of K. Rool's Keep and the 75 Kremkoins) the final battle is unlocked. In this battle, the player needs to enter it, then die, and finally do another Funky Skip to enter the True Ending credits instantly, without harming K. Rool.
In an exquisite case of irony, the True Ending cutscene shows Crocodile Isle being blown up and sinking into the sea, presumably killing everyone on it (save for K. Rool, who escapes on a boat).
It seems all the pacifism was for nothing in the end.
Source: YouTube user @kfin45, youtube.com/playlist?list=PLEmOV78AqBIFpzVdz8N6SU7UEllnn1FBR
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4MELwave @4melwave.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
from the archives: they said i could be anything so i became fucking stacked did you know? i'm actually quite a lanky, bony person, so nearly 30cm of padding along the hip's widest part are used here! i need to work on correcting the contour on the leg, it looks too steep here.
a man wears a latex catsuit with comically large breasts and hips. lol.
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Spicymancer @spicymancer.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Doppelganger? I barely know'er!
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Swiwwel @swiwwel.bsky.social · 10h
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 21h
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Kusujinn @kusujinn.bsky.social · 9h
The new waitress 🍈🍈☕️
Black and white illustration featuring a topless coffee shop waitress. She has her hands and feet chained and is wearing a white ballgag.
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None Gender With Left Maid @hypnoenby.bsky.social · 10h
Trying to have a serious conversation about consent and boundaries, and getting frustrated because your partner keeps saying obvious stuff like "You've gotta have your tits out for these talks" and "A hand down your pants rubbing until you're too dumb for critical thinking is your natural state."
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lyssa ✨ @lyssahh.bsky.social · 13h
#theboyfromvenus #fanart
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lyssa ✨ @lyssahh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
time to clean up that black mold #theboyfromvenus
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MiniMinereth (Sky) @miniminereth.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
The spiral demands your attention, you want to get closer to your screen~ The spiral demands your attention, you want to get closer to your screen~
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don’t want everything tailored to my interests I want stuff made by perverts and sickos that makes me think about stuff differently
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Rena Renana @renarenana.bsky.social · 16h
just a plain old catgirl
a cheesy motivational poster with an anime catgirl telling you to listen to your heartlisten to your heartlisten to your heartlisten to your heartlisten to your heartlisten to your heartlisten to your heartlisten to your heartlisten to your heartlisten to your heartlisten to your heartlisten to your heart
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DemonnGoaTT @demonngoatt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So beautiful, Queen #deltarune
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Did you know Mr Beast owns a payday loan company? Now you do.
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Rod Breslau @slasher.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Deadlock added an old jamaican guy whose kit is a complex combination of actual chess moves that shoot you and it's now surpassed Team Fortress 2's all time peak players, all while you still need an invite to play. Valve is winning game of the year in permanent alpha phase
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Baby boomers hate this One Weird Trick
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ero🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @eromamgasemsei3.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Cindy, Emma and their suspiciously polycule shaped friend group would like to wish you a happy lesbian day
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Cyriak @cyriak.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Heard a single atom brushing lightly against my front door and apparently it was the postman knocking with a parcel.
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Emoria - Aftertaste is a Horror Novel @emoria.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Do I have my own name tattooed on my thigh? Yes. Irrelevant. First is how it looks, second is in the mirror.
A backwards text tattoo"Hi Emoria," she whispers and the girl in the mirror whispers back.
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Zyn 🦇🔞 @zyntaks.ca · 09/10/2026
Ads for facebook’s ai agent are suggesting you use it to PAY YOUR BILLS??? Things similar ai agents have done without explicit permission recently: - give out someone’s address - email the fbi - wipe your hard drive - literally hack multiple companies
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💙 Spicy Dyscord 🌶️ @spicydyscord.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The villain tries to tempt the heroes back to her by pointing out how they enjoyed it actually and like free of the mind control the heroes are unwaveringly resistant but like I’m still fantasizing about them giving in anyway because I fucking would in a heartbeat aaa 💙💙
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💙 Spicy Dyscord 🌶️ @spicydyscord.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh and it ended with the villain getting off scott-free by blackmailing the heroes with video footage of them complicit in her crimes, the heroes kept their implants to use for kinky bedroom shenanigans and then the villain mailed them a photo of them as her slaves. Just fucking peak ass shit.
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💙 Spicy Dyscord 🌶️ @spicydyscord.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The hottest part was them still acting like a couple even after the conditioning has taken hold and them reassuring each other of their new status quo being normal. Just truly some next-level mind games I love it I can’t stop thinking about it I want to experience something like that.
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💙 Spicy Dyscord 🌶️ @spicydyscord.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Read a story last night involving a superhero couple being captured and brainwashed by a villain into her latex-clad sex toys using a brain implant that kept feeding mantras directly into their brains until they just accepted their new lives without questioning or resisting anymore. Ideal truly.
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Sarah Succubus (comms CLOSED) @sarahsuccubus.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Pallas exploring the greenhouse at her genetic engineering fellowship.
Pallas viewed from a low angle, wearing a labcoat over her usual dress. Her dress is pulled up and her panties are pulled down to reveal a furiously-hard cock, which is being kissed all over by three flowers that look like plump lips and secrete a pink sap. She looks around anxiously, worried she'll be caught.
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Sarah Succubus (comms CLOSED) @sarahsuccubus.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
the scientific implications are astounding... this needs to be studied in depth!
Pallas leaned forward and cumming into a rose-like flower as another woman in a lab coat stands behind her and holds her hips. The other woman, who is her supervisor, says "Hold still. You just became the experiment."
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Going down to the gloryhole and some weird bitch keeps handing me unpainted wargame figurines through the hole goddamnit I'm here to get my dick wet I don't wanna learn how to edge highlight."
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Are you the one with the crazy tongue or are you the one with the fucking warhammer?" *mouth with a tongue sticks out* "Aw hell yeah let's-" *on the tongue is a lil skaven clanrat* "GOD fucking DAMNIT."
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
All The Other Suitors Died On Crusade So By Process Of Elimination The Princess' Only Potential Marriage Partner Is...A Cute Goblin?!
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dj zombie pizza @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Once you've been shopping for pc parts you'll never stop wanting to beat Sam Altman to death with your bare hands."
- ANTHONY BOURDAIN -
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maimonides nutz @maimonidesnutz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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The same two images of a snake covered gate side by side with the text: Sanhedrin 75a: There was an incident involving a certain man who set his eyes upon a certain woman and passion rose in his heart, to the point that he became deathly ill. And they came and asked doctors what was to be done with him. And the doctors said: He will have no cure until she engages in sexual intercourse with him. The Sages said:
Let him die, and she may not engage in sexual intercourse with him. The doctors said: She should at least stand naked before him. The Sages said: Let him die, and she may not stand naked before him. The doctors suggested: The woman should at least converse with him behind a fence in a secluded area, so that he should derive a small amount of pleasure from the encounter. The Sages insisted: Let him die, and she may not converse with him behind a fence.
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 08/10/2026
This picture will always be iconic. RIP Margaret Hamilton who wrote the software that successfully guided NASA’s Apollo missions through the moon.
Margaret Hamilton with printed computer code in 1969. Credit: NASA/Alamy
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ChaoticHuman @chaotichuman.x0f.nl · 07/10/2026
Reason number x-thousand why it's a bad idea to actually give Discord (or anyone really) your government issued ID, face scans, etc. for age verification (or other reasons):
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teq @quilling.dev · 07/10/2026
not only was she one of the first, she is credited for literally coining the phrase "software engineer". photos like these inspired me so much when I was in school!
hamilton laying in an apollo cockpit, manipulating switches
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H Ξ X - HexCorp Dronification Hive Mxtress ⬡-0006 @hexlatex.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My 'you can trust me with your free will' tshirt is getting a lot of questions asked that you simply wouldn't be asking if you just obeyed the tshirt
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🖤real dyscord 🪞 @dyscordservant.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
bad subjects get punished in the chair for bad subjects. point to a chair with straps, a virtual reality brainwashing helmet and a vibrator attached to the center good subjects get rewarded in chair for good subjects which is actually the same chair
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Xploshi @xploshi.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
In 2008 before wireless game controllers were invented, Mario Galaxy players had to email Shigeru Miyamoto with “I jumped” followed by the name of the mission they were on, their Wii’s serial number, and wait 2-3 business days for Mario to jump
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ko² @foxgirl.systems · 07/10/2026
fox's warranty
warranty sticker on the side of the PC, containing the illustration of the fox lady, plus text "SPIRITS RELEASED IF SEAL REMOVED"
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
These billionaire freaks keep loudly insisting they have utopian ideals, they keep obsessively trying to turn their app into the everything app, they keep trying to metastasize their empire like cancer to consume the entire economy. They so clearly see heterotopias as a threat.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The reason young people vibe with liminal horror is that the wealthy have spent the last half century destroying all anthropological spaces they can exist in, leaving *only* non-places en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-place
en.wikipedia.org
Non-place - Wikipedia
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rock robster @plounce.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#catcrumb
a simple drawing of a cat looking up captioned "hi there. i noticed you're really busy. obviously this means you're the employee that does everything. i have something for you to do. your coworkers are not visible to me. i only want you. now. listen to my full request."
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Brandon Rich @bouserthebun.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
*Throws rock at you* *Throws rock at you* *Throws rock at you* *Throws rock at you* *Throws rock at you*
A screen shot of the Guts man boss fight in mega man 1 on the NES, the Square boulder sprite that Guts man throws in the game is replaced with a photo shopped picture of a square rabbit for comedic effect.
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cee @cee.wtf · 07/10/2026
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Brushie🔞(Comms Closed 3/3 Slots) @brushie-art.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Mirko finds herself falling under the thrall of a very "suggestive" hero. (CW: Brainwashing, NSFW, Memory Alteration)
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Failprince Irina @roadkillbjsplatter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
gift for @tarakute.bsky.social about an unfortunately gullible girl with reality warping powers
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@CethanLeahy

Me: oh wow, this shop has everything my heart desires!

Spooky shopkeeper: yes, I will warn you... every item comes with a price.

Me: yes, I know how shops work

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Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay.

Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too.

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Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I'm trying to tell you that I'm evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do!

Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too goddammit
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oooidial.bsky.social @oooidial.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
let me stay ! (cw: eyestrain)
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The Witch of Art @thewitchofart.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Gotta love the idea of Ralsei being the adopted queen's child #deltarune
In the top panel, it shows Queen looking at up, while her hands raising together, saying "I feel the femenine power"
In the middle panel, it shows Queen smiling, and said "And I'm so"
In the bottom panel, it shows Queen starts to shake her hands, and said "Accepting..." while looking at Ralsei well dressed with a dress with a fire theme.

Queen thought, "Finally I got a daughter"
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
can’t think of a better example of AI being mostly a solution to a problem that doesn’t exist also it can’t help when this is your user base
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@nic_carter
X.com
this is about me and i'm not sorry! i don't have time
to autistically read forums and random team news
or whatever.
i'm sure spending hours and hours running your
fantasy team is a good ROI if you're unemployed but
some of us have jobs
also my team is stacked so that's another point in
the Al columnAndrew Weiner • @DickeyNate • 18h
What's the point if playing fantasy football if
you're just going to automate it

nic carter
@nic_carter • 17h
there's no point to fantasy football, it's grown ass
men pretending to draft NFL players

OpenWindowManiac @Cit_rusK •17h
Then just don't do it?

nic carter *
@nic_carter
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social obligation
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