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killua zoldyke @sinkdogofficial.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
very sorry for repeating your joke back at you, but the spirit of girltalk jumped inside of me and wouldn't let go
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hannah @anewlow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
unlimited misery for the houston astros
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🔪Creepy-pants🔪 @crasspants.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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hannah @anewlow.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
canadians jerking off to the idea of being loyal lapdogs to the us again are ngmi
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 1, Episode 10
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hannah @anewlow.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
stop responding to ragebait!! ^ guy who gets rage baited by seeing people successfully rage baited
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hannah @anewlow.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
(eddie vedder voice) hot to go chappell roan and dan nigro
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sylvia @sylvibullet.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I said hey what's up hello, chicken wrap and jimmy chips the flavors buffalo
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august 🍂 @auguststreet.ca · 03/07/2026
it's been over a week since venezuela got hit by earthquakes. >30k people are still missing. it's really easy to feel hopeless right now. i've made this post to share how you can help from canada by supporting (1) trusted orgs & (2) local donation drives if you're in canada, pls share :) 🇻🇪🇨🇦 (1)
graphic with a yellow, blue and red macaw on a background of mountains.

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you can help venezuela 

on june 24, two earthquakes hit venezuela. over 30,000 people are missing and over 15,000 are displaced. the best way to help is donating directly to aid and rescue efforts in in vzla.

(links in linktree below)
Sun.Risas
Dona con Yummy
World Central Kitchen
We Love Venezuela Foundation 
Direct Relief
GlobalGiving
Médecins sans frontières
Bomberos UCV
Project Hope
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I'm a lucky man married with my bisexual nympho perverted slutty slave wife of 72 . Together we have all kind of transsexual girlfriends, with special fetishes here in Nederland, België & Deutschland. Who are always welcome having a place to sleep & stay during the weekends, so enjoy yourself Hannah
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 19/06/2026
good evening, "Mark Carney" was a 15 month long sociological experiment conducted by the IMF. we are now complete with the study. thank you for your time
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Beatrix Urkowitz ~ @bmfu.net · 16/06/2026
"Porro the Hero #1" is now available as a PDF, for patrons and as a one-time purchase: www.patreon.com/bmfu/
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hannah @anewlow.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
if you're somebody who gets a kick out of extended universe style storytelling where specific settings, groups, and characters reappear intermittently in a broad body of work: just start reading history books. secretary of state Cordell Hull can be Blorbo
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
A lot of the “kids online safety” proponents actually are anti-LGBTQ extremists and fundamentalists who want kids to have less freedom and don’t care if that actually makes them tremendously less safe too
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller June 4,1951
P1- NANCY IS WALKING IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD WHEN SHE SEE A GIRL WALKING AHEAD OF HER 
NANCY: I WONDER WHO SHE IS

P2-NANCY IS WALKING CLOSER TO HER 
NANCY: I GUESS SHE'S NEW AROUND
HERE

P3-NANCY: OH, MISS --- WHAT'S yOUR
NAME?

P4- NANCY IS TRULY SURPRISED BY WHO IT IS, WHEN SHE SEES IT’S SLUGGO WEARING A DRESS AND A SUN HAT OUTSIDE THE BALLPARK ENTRANCE 

SLUGGO: SLUGGO

SIGN OUTSIDE BALLPARK 

   LADIES 
     DAY
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   LADIES 
ADMITTED
     FREE
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hannah @anewlow.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
jeff hoffman retire yesterday
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🔪Creepy-pants🔪 @crasspants.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
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Muppet Pictures @muppetpictures.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
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Madeline McGrane @madmcgrane.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Stories of Elf World - part 1 of 2
 The cover of the short comic Stories of Elf World by Madeline McGrane

The cover depicts the unnamed elf, a tall elf woman with long hair wearing traditional elf garb, bikini, thigh high boots, gauntlets. The Elf is holding a sword pointed towards the ground and is looking pensively at the unnamed human. The human is an average height woman with spiky hair wearing a crop top and pants. She is sitting on the ground and looking up fondly at the elf.
 Page 1 of the short comic Stories of Elf World by Madeline McGrane

The elf is telling a story while getting ready for the day, donning traditional elf garb (bikini, thigh high boots, gauntlets) and combing her hair.

Elf: Elf World is ending. It has been ending for some time now. Perhaps the end began even before the days of the sorceress. Elf world was once ruled by virtuous queens.

The elf pauses her story to adjust the human's stance. The elf and the human are practicing swords.

The elf resumes her story.

Elf: Now, as you know. Elf world is ruled by the sorceress in the tower.
 Page 2 of the short comic Stories of Elf World by Madeline McGrane

Elf, narrating off page: Instead of ruling wisely and justly for the glory of elf world, the sorceress constructed dungeons and mazes and machines for war and torment.

The distant figure of the sorceress looks out over elf world from a high window in her sinister tower. She looks upon walls crafted of masonry and twisting thorny vines. Three elf women hang in chains from the walls, representing the torment of all elves under the reign of the sorceress. Below the captive elves, an elf soldier who serves the sorceress rides an armored, 3-toed elf horse. Page 3 of the short comic Stories of Elf World by Madeline McGrane

Elf, narrating off page: At the height of her power, the sorceress attempted to capture the sun and encase her in a terrible machine.

The sorceress and her soldiers wrap the sun, who appears to be a large elf woman, in cables and attempt to pull her down from the sky.

Elf, narrating off page: But the sun escaped. Once gentle, she was driven to hate.

The sun has broken out of the cables and destroyed the sorceress's machinery. She sends a vengeful wave of flame toward the sorceress.

Elf, narrating off page: The wounded sun turned away from elf world.

Elves stand in the darkness, looking towards their distant sun.
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Beatrix Urkowitz ~ @bmfu.net · 08/05/2026
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saint vagrant @saint-vagrant.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
pages from my book BOY SKIN, a little treatise on trans manhood by way of character-driven t4t pornography ⛓️🖤⛓️
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 02/05/2026
Not being funny but if you can’t connect our current moment of resurgent and revanchist violent misogyny driven in part by a deeply embittered Silicon Valley oligarchy to even a ‘well-intentioned’ filmmaker just casually saying, “Imagine, you could fuck an infamously objectified dead woman,” then,
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saint vagrant @saint-vagrant.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
a fractional amount of something... unfinished and learning entirely on the fly, but give it 20 years and i'll eventually achieve Sunrise Smooth
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Rexwolf-BOO! @therexwolff.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Michael Clayton (2007) - 0:58:14 Dir. Tony Gilroy Runtime 119 minutes 🥖x17, or one baguette every 7.0 minutes
Arthur on the street with 17 baguettes under his arm
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🔪Creepy-pants🔪 @crasspants.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
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Cassidy-Jane: Spooky Sis for Rent 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️ @cassidyjane.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
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boocanan « COMMISSIONS OPEN!!! » @boocanan.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
horseshoe crab
my cat william on a table with his paws tucked in and his tail out
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Morris “Day and The Time” Katz @vodkasnowflake.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
thinking about the hero of this game for Team Venezuela, Eugenio Suárez, and his comments about ICE’s effect on Latino baseball players just last week
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Nicky 2 @nickyflowers.com · 18/03/2026
for the good of baseball and the world, i need Venezuela to crush the US in the WBC. i want Cal Raleigh to feel like the biggest jackass on the planet for a while. i want Pete Crow-Armstrong to reconsider his whole life. i want Mark DeRosa to ki
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vera (afk era) @veraetcetera.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
new song! fool’s spring ☀️ gameboy + distortion
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Tyler Shipley @shipster.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Get ABS in the WBC so I don't have to watch the Americans win on a "strike" that's a foot low
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hannah @anewlow.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
most fucked up strike call of all time I think fuck the yankee menace
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 08/03/2026
The absolutely disgusting rot at the heart of British media summed up in a single headline. A wretched clique of pathetic, racist, servile dogs.
Two Israeli soldiers killed as latest attacks in
Lebanon leave nearly 400 dead
Israel has been carrying out a military operation in southern Lebanon for more than a week, with three airstrikes hitting Sir El Gharbiyeh village on Sunday.
• Sunday 8 March 2026 17:17, UK
雪貨
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 02/03/2026
so uncivil | patreon.com/lubchansky
PANEL 1: The IMPORTANT PUNDIT is standing on a soapbox with a megaphone on the street. One or two people are watching. He motions with his thumb behind himself.
PUNDIT: Hello! WHAT IF Mattie had all of "her" skin ripped off in one big piece like a clementine? 
PUNDIT: This is "its" house by the way!

PANEL 2: MATTIE, sitting on her couch with a book. The voice from the megaphone comes from outside.
VO: What if someone did that. Just if anyone has a big knife, for doing the thing I talked about. I'm just wondering aloud!

PANEL 3: MATTIE leans out the window, yelling.
MATTIE: Get bent, asshole!

PANEL 4: Back on the PUNDIT. everyone is raising a knife of some sort.
PUNDIT: Can you believe that language?
PERSON IN CROWD: SO uncivil.
PERSON IN CROWD: Let's go up there with our blades
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alyaza ΘΔ @alyazabirze.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
there is something uniquely cynical in the duality of the non-American West right now, the way in which it will condemn the United States for turning its imperialist gaze toward Greenland but still liquidate itself absolutely to U.S. foreign policy when the gaze is an 'acceptable target' like Iran
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 28/02/2026
I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to
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m gewehr // MILLION SUNDAY @mwgewehr.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
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hannah @anewlow.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
this 97 year old dimepiece still serves cunt the old fashioned way
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boocanan « COMMISSIONS OPEN!!! » @boocanan.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
#nowwatching
a fake listing for Thin Car on letterboxd
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Tyler Shipley @shipster.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
The United States - with acquiescence and support from Canada and other allies - is seeking to murder millions of Cubans and destroy the Revolution that has carried and embodied so many of our aspirations for a just world. This is effectively genocide and must be stopped.
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alyaza ΘΔ @alyazabirze.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
there are a shockingly large number of Canadians who seem to think that white supremacy is only a problem now that America is victimizing them for not playing along with Trump's idea of an international liberal order, and otherwise ignore their domestic white supremacist policymaking
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hannah @anewlow.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
aliens... 35mm scan... sigourney fucking weaver..... three hefty beers........ 8 count them EIGHT transgender women............. all timer of an evening in the books
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🔪Creepy-pants🔪 @crasspants.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Declan the Movie's review of Clue (1985)

tim curry runs like a king of fighters character 

https://boxd.it/2bAGrP
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Absolutely incredible sequence from CNN. "Maduro was a paranoid lunatic always lying about the CIA trying to overthrow him. Anyways, now that the CIA has overthrown him..."
It remains to be seen how the Venezuelan people will respond to a more overt CIA presence in the country post-Maduro. For years, Maduro cast the CIA as a convenient boogey man, repeatedly accusing the agency – without evidence – of attempting to topple his regime as he clung to power despite US opposition.

Now, the CIA has helped supplant Maduro and is poised to help actively manage the Trump administration’s dealings with Venezuela’s new leadership.
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hannah @anewlow.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
thirst is one of the main things you can slake
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Tyler Shipley @shipster.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
The irony of everyone fawning over how Mark Carney is 'standing up' for Canada is that he is simultaneously eroding the few institutions that actually distinguish the Canadian state from the US, and those which theoretically could be used to shield Canadians from the disaster area to the south.
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hannah @anewlow.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
the weirdest liberals on bluesky for some reason: youtu.be/b_29yvYpf4w?...
youtu.be
Big Lebowski - Nihilists
YouTube video by DailyTrix
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Aura @aurahack.ca · 14/01/2026
watched Nausicaä for the first time last night
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Add another one to the great big board of "Urban Planning Debates: Academic Research vs. Some Guy"
A board of Peer-Reviewed Academic Research vs. Some Guy, whose generic white businessman avatar is taken from the classic Onion article of the guy who says "no it won't" in response to critique of the Iraq War.

Supervised consumption sites can reduce local crime, while improving health outcomes VS. No they don't

Building more highways will keep traffic congestion levels the same VS. No it won't

Speed cameras lead to a reduction in speeds and fewer deaths VS. No they don't

Increasing the police budget will not have a measurable impact on lowering crime rates VS. Yes it will
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