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hannah @anewlow.bsky.social · 12h
grimly hilarious for this announcement to happen hours after your (excellent) piece was published www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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Alberta government to force Edmonton to change infill rules | CBC News
The Alberta government has announced new development measures that will force Edmonton to change infill rules and alter how new homes are allowed to take shape in neighbourhoods in the province's larg...
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killua zoldyke @sinkdogofficial.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
very sorry for repeating your joke back at you, but the spirit of girltalk jumped inside of me and wouldn't let go
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hannah @anewlow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
so do a lot of people! far more people than those neighbourhoods, as they currently exist, can actually house. which makes them expensive
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hannah @anewlow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
unlimited misery for the houston astros
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hannah @anewlow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
dude i ended up finishing hxh like a year and a half before the podcast
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🔪Creepy-pants🔪 @crasspants.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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hannah @anewlow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm going to run for council on a platform of replacing the street parking on quinpool with bus lanes and lose horribly but be extremely correct in the process
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hannah @anewlow.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
canadians jerking off to the idea of being loyal lapdogs to the us again are ngmi
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 1, Episode 10
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hannah @anewlow.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
if only the rest of us had the same night options as dal students 😢 though compared to some places we're certainly lucky to have the other corridor routes half-hourly until 1:00 also welcome to halifax!
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hannah @anewlow.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
^ woman who gets rage baited by third order ragebait
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hannah @anewlow.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
stop responding to ragebait!! ^ guy who gets rage baited by seeing people successfully rage baited
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hannah @anewlow.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
have we considered: the dark n stormy
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hannah @anewlow.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
(eddie vedder voice) hot to go chappell roan and dan nigro
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hannah @anewlow.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
volunteer??
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hannah @anewlow.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
big day for fans of both patrick wyman's podcasts and mattie lubchansky's comics
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sylvia @sylvibullet.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I said hey what's up hello, chicken wrap and jimmy chips the flavors buffalo
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hannah @anewlow.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
tbf this is an error of analysis that is shared by like a majority of canadians lol
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hannah @anewlow.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
you ever use nitter.net?
nitter.net
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august 🍂 @auguststreet.ca · 03/07/2026
it's been over a week since venezuela got hit by earthquakes. >30k people are still missing. it's really easy to feel hopeless right now. i've made this post to share how you can help from canada by supporting (1) trusted orgs & (2) local donation drives if you're in canada, pls share :) 🇻🇪🇨🇦 (1)
graphic with a yellow, blue and red macaw on a background of mountains.

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you can help venezuela 

on june 24, two earthquakes hit venezuela. over 30,000 people are missing and over 15,000 are displaced. the best way to help is donating directly to aid and rescue efforts in in vzla.

(links in linktree below)
Sun.Risas
Dona con Yummy
World Central Kitchen
We Love Venezuela Foundation 
Direct Relief
GlobalGiving
Médecins sans frontières
Bomberos UCV
Project Hope
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I'm a lucky man married with my bisexual nympho perverted slutty slave wife of 72 . Together we have all kind of transsexual girlfriends, with special fetishes here in Nederland, België & Deutschland. Who are always welcome having a place to sleep & stay during the weekends, so enjoy yourself Hannah
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hannah @anewlow.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
imagine not having an unlimited supply of pepsi.... must be tough
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 19/06/2026
good evening, "Mark Carney" was a 15 month long sociological experiment conducted by the IMF. we are now complete with the study. thank you for your time
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Beatrix Urkowitz ~ @bmfu.net · 16/06/2026
"Porro the Hero #1" is now available as a PDF, for patrons and as a one-time purchase: www.patreon.com/bmfu/
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hannah @anewlow.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
if you're somebody who gets a kick out of extended universe style storytelling where specific settings, groups, and characters reappear intermittently in a broad body of work: just start reading history books. secretary of state Cordell Hull can be Blorbo
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hannah @anewlow.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
this is essentially just the thesis of fighting in the age of loneliness
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
A lot of the “kids online safety” proponents actually are anti-LGBTQ extremists and fundamentalists who want kids to have less freedom and don’t care if that actually makes them tremendously less safe too
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hannah @anewlow.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
tell em
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hannah @anewlow.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
it's small potatoes compared to the general impact of the engagement-maximizing algorithmic feed, but the fact that every tiktok/reel/short whatever is implicitly also part of a beauty contest is so obviously corrosive to any attempt at serious discussion
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller June 4,1951
P1- NANCY IS WALKING IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD WHEN SHE SEE A GIRL WALKING AHEAD OF HER 
NANCY: I WONDER WHO SHE IS

P2-NANCY IS WALKING CLOSER TO HER 
NANCY: I GUESS SHE'S NEW AROUND
HERE

P3-NANCY: OH, MISS --- WHAT'S yOUR
NAME?

P4- NANCY IS TRULY SURPRISED BY WHO IT IS, WHEN SHE SEES IT’S SLUGGO WEARING A DRESS AND A SUN HAT OUTSIDE THE BALLPARK ENTRANCE 

SLUGGO: SLUGGO

SIGN OUTSIDE BALLPARK 

   LADIES 
     DAY
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   LADIES 
ADMITTED
     FREE
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hannah @anewlow.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
new ehrc just dropped
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hannah @anewlow.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
jeff hoffman retire yesterday
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🔪Creepy-pants🔪 @crasspants.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
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Muppet Pictures @muppetpictures.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
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Madeline McGrane @madmcgrane.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Stories of Elf World - part 1 of 2
 The cover of the short comic Stories of Elf World by Madeline McGrane

The cover depicts the unnamed elf, a tall elf woman with long hair wearing traditional elf garb, bikini, thigh high boots, gauntlets. The Elf is holding a sword pointed towards the ground and is looking pensively at the unnamed human. The human is an average height woman with spiky hair wearing a crop top and pants. She is sitting on the ground and looking up fondly at the elf.
 Page 1 of the short comic Stories of Elf World by Madeline McGrane

The elf is telling a story while getting ready for the day, donning traditional elf garb (bikini, thigh high boots, gauntlets) and combing her hair.

Elf: Elf World is ending. It has been ending for some time now. Perhaps the end began even before the days of the sorceress. Elf world was once ruled by virtuous queens.

The elf pauses her story to adjust the human's stance. The elf and the human are practicing swords.

The elf resumes her story.

Elf: Now, as you know. Elf world is ruled by the sorceress in the tower.
 Page 2 of the short comic Stories of Elf World by Madeline McGrane

Elf, narrating off page: Instead of ruling wisely and justly for the glory of elf world, the sorceress constructed dungeons and mazes and machines for war and torment.

The distant figure of the sorceress looks out over elf world from a high window in her sinister tower. She looks upon walls crafted of masonry and twisting thorny vines. Three elf women hang in chains from the walls, representing the torment of all elves under the reign of the sorceress. Below the captive elves, an elf soldier who serves the sorceress rides an armored, 3-toed elf horse. Page 3 of the short comic Stories of Elf World by Madeline McGrane

Elf, narrating off page: At the height of her power, the sorceress attempted to capture the sun and encase her in a terrible machine.

The sorceress and her soldiers wrap the sun, who appears to be a large elf woman, in cables and attempt to pull her down from the sky.

Elf, narrating off page: But the sun escaped. Once gentle, she was driven to hate.

The sun has broken out of the cables and destroyed the sorceress's machinery. She sends a vengeful wave of flame toward the sorceress.

Elf, narrating off page: The wounded sun turned away from elf world.

Elves stand in the darkness, looking towards their distant sun.
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Beatrix Urkowitz ~ @bmfu.net · 08/05/2026
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saint vagrant @saint-vagrant.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
pages from my book BOY SKIN, a little treatise on trans manhood by way of character-driven t4t pornography ⛓️🖤⛓️
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 02/05/2026
Not being funny but if you can’t connect our current moment of resurgent and revanchist violent misogyny driven in part by a deeply embittered Silicon Valley oligarchy to even a ‘well-intentioned’ filmmaker just casually saying, “Imagine, you could fuck an infamously objectified dead woman,” then,
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hannah @anewlow.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
trey yesavage!
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saint vagrant @saint-vagrant.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
a fractional amount of something... unfinished and learning entirely on the fly, but give it 20 years and i'll eventually achieve Sunrise Smooth
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Rexwolf-BOO! @therexwolff.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Michael Clayton (2007) - 0:58:14 Dir. Tony Gilroy Runtime 119 minutes 🥖x17, or one baguette every 7.0 minutes
Arthur on the street with 17 baguettes under his arm
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🔪Creepy-pants🔪 @crasspants.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
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hannah @anewlow.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Would be nice if he was equally clear and accurate on the illegal nature of the US-Israel war of aggression on Iran
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Cassidy-Jane: Spooky Sis for Rent 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️ @cassidyjane.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
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boocanan « COMMISSIONS OPEN!!! » @boocanan.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
horseshoe crab
my cat william on a table with his paws tucked in and his tail out
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Morris “Day and The Time” Katz @vodkasnowflake.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
thinking about the hero of this game for Team Venezuela, Eugenio Suárez, and his comments about ICE’s effect on Latino baseball players just last week
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hannah @anewlow.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
nicky if you're pirating the game anyway try to find the sportsnet feed there's still wegovy ads but you don't have to see erica kirk
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Nicky 2 @nickyflowers.com · 18/03/2026
for the good of baseball and the world, i need Venezuela to crush the US in the WBC. i want Cal Raleigh to feel like the biggest jackass on the planet for a while. i want Pete Crow-Armstrong to reconsider his whole life. i want Mark DeRosa to ki
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vera (afk era) @veraetcetera.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
new song! fool’s spring ☀️ gameboy + distortion
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hannah @anewlow.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
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