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An Elegant Chaos @anelegantchaos.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“Luke Littler is the Cristiano Ronaldo of darts”. It’s a smart kid that says that. And no, it wasn’t meant as a compliment.
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Radical Graffiti @radicalgraffiti.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
"Fuck AI" Seen in Sydney
"Fuck AI"
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Paulette Feeney ❌️👑 @pauletteparis1.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I miss her. Jane Godley was brilliant and uncompromising.
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An Elegant Chaos @anelegantchaos.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
I knew English rugby union was posh, but it’s hilarious that they’re getting humiliated having started with one of Boris Johnson’s bastard offspring in the line up
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An Elegant Chaos @anelegantchaos.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Anyone noticed how these pothole “I drove into one and now have a £3000 garage bill” types ALWAYS have a BMW?
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
I never wanted much from life, only a chimpanzee dressed up and serving me dinner. And yet this FUCK made it his life’s mission to squash my dream. What a cunt.
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An Elegant Chaos @anelegantchaos.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Why the hell is Mandelson not currently in a police station 'helping police with their enquiries'? Why the hell is Starmer not on the TV giving a resignation speech explaining his terrible decision to bring this corrupt, amoral, lickspittle back into public life? Just go, "In the name of God go"
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An Elegant Chaos @anelegantchaos.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Turns out Red Oak Taverns are even bigger shits than most other pubcos. Who knew?
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Sam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Translation: "I would like a job please"
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Richard Gadsden @po8crg.gadsden.online · 12/01/2026
ice ICE baby
ICE officer slipping on ice and photographed halfway to the ground
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Alexandrine Kantor @alexakantor.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Nice one @oxfordclarion.bsky.social 😃
Oxford clarion tweet saying they're leaving twitter
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An Elegant Chaos @anelegantchaos.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Apparently they’re going to invade Manchester next….
Donald Trump, the new manager of Manchester United PLC
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An Elegant Chaos @anelegantchaos.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Rooney is unbelievably shit. That is all.
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An Elegant Chaos @anelegantchaos.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
2026 prediction: Badenoch will embrace one of the loony ideas from these nitwits and it will predicate the long-overdue leadership challenge.
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An Elegant Chaos @anelegantchaos.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Darts. Priceless.
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
we go live to David Walliams’ front door
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I do not want them on my feed I do not want them, no indeed I do not want them here, Bluesky I do not want them; please don't try. I do not want them - are you pissed? Do not import my contacts list.
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Helen McCarthy @glider.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
I really think we should call elder trees 'they', unless we definitely know their biological gender. Since some trees produce both fruits and seeds, 'they' is both clearer and less anthropocentric.
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An Elegant Chaos @anelegantchaos.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Normal in Kuennsberg land
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An Elegant Chaos @anelegantchaos.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Between the cunts, the bigots, the spineless lickspittles and those whose “services rendered” will now be outed, all hail this periodic demonstration of all that’s wrong with British politics.
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An Elegant Chaos @anelegantchaos.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
You can tell what sort of year it’s been when Hedgefund & Son announce reunion gigs to inflict their nauseating gammon faux-folk on the great unwashed
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Sunder Katwala (sundersays) @sundersays.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Most of the public think net migration increased last year, when in fact numbers halved. New findings from the Ipsos/British Future Immigration Attitudes Tracker show that 56% of the public thinks immigration increased last year. Just 1 in 6 realise it was down www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
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James Graham @jamesgraham.theliberati.net · 26/11/2025
Amazing deflection. At no point did he say “no”
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An Elegant Chaos @anelegantchaos.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Now’s probably a good time to remind the world that the denials don’t stretch to Farage’s racism and pro-Russian talking points in the UKIP era and now. And time to share this interview with Alan Sked www.theguardian.com/politics/201...
theguardian.com
Ukip founder Alan Sked: 'The party has become a Frankenstein's monster'
He may have founded Ukip, but Alan Sked's moderate, Brussels-boycotting party has gone rogue. Stuart Jeffries meets the academic who's desperate to stop the bandwagon he first set rolling
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An Elegant Chaos @anelegantchaos.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Want to know why everything’s fucked? Same reason we’ve been saying for the last 10 years. Never forget.
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Robbie Gibb once suggested that reporters should reflect if they were getting more retweets from one side than the other - a braindead analysis that ignores that fair and impartial reporting of education might get more Tory retweets than say, criminal justice.
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An Elegant Chaos @anelegantchaos.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Been waiting to hear this for approximately 37 years….
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Peter Walker @peterwalker99.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Matt Goodwin’s stance on migration is pretty much indistinguishable from that of the BNP in the past 1990s and not a million miles from that of the NF in the 1970s.
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An Elegant Chaos @anelegantchaos.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
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Jonny Morris @jonnymorris.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
I am also disappointed to hear that the EHRC guidance has been delayed by a year, when it should have been thrown in a bin and set on fire.
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An Elegant Chaos @anelegantchaos.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Happy Roky Erickson Day! youtu.be/0PJ21m2PfhU?...
youtu.be
Roky Erickson - Creature with the Atom Brain 1980
YouTube video by CherieO
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An Elegant Chaos @anelegantchaos.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Except it’s missing Haverfordeast….
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An Elegant Chaos @anelegantchaos.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
At last, something vaguely sane is written about this shitshow.
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An Elegant Chaos @anelegantchaos.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Monday ambience
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An Elegant Chaos @anelegantchaos.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Local Airbnb host goes for planning
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An Elegant Chaos @anelegantchaos.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Can’t be unseen. And for that reason, can be shared: widely.
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Mark Thomas @markthomasinfo.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
If Starmer wants to ban inflammatory chants I suggest he start with ‘Vote Labour’
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
I love this. The purest essence of Kemi - incredibly wrong, bizarrely belligerent about it, and also wrong in a way where you just go “have you considered reading anything other than your Twitter feed?”
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An Elegant Chaos @anelegantchaos.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Never mind engaging with constituents, here’s the latest pearl of wisdom from possibly Britain’s most irrelevant MP.
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Ben Ansell @benansell.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
On the morning of Keir Starmer's conference speech here's a new post on an odd psychopathology in British politics - our main parties don't like the people who vote for them - the dreaded Professional Managerial Class. And so they are acting out like a divorced dad seeking cooler voters. 1/n
benansell.substack.com
British Politics' Midlife Crisis
Why British Parties Can't Make Peace with Their Actual Voters
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Beer Nouveau @beernouveau.co.uk · 29/09/2025
Woman who lives in a castle or on a yacht rants about "real life" 🤣
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Laura Phillips @lauraphillips.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
“The former leader of Reform UK in Wales has pleaded guilty to bribery charges relating to making statements in favour of Russia while being an elected member of the European Parliament.” 1/
bbc.co.uk
Ex-Reform UK Wales leader Nathan Gill pleads guilty to bribery charges
Nathan Gill admits eight charges of bribery while being a Member of the European Parliament.
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An Elegant Chaos @anelegantchaos.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Happy LSD Day! #timmy
Cardiacs’ LSD album
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An Elegant Chaos @anelegantchaos.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Nothing wrong with people asking where the £885,000 came from. Everything wrong with none of those people being HMRC, the police and the National Crime Agency.
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Jonathan Calder @lordbonkers.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Here's a Danny Kruger story we all seem to have forgotten. news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_poli...
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Alexis Monteith @alexismonteith.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
What is your body language?
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Alex @skyblue1967.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Better sack a few more cleaners now Jim.
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An Elegant Chaos @anelegantchaos.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Peter Kyle is entering rhyming slang territory
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