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Tired. So very, very tired.

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James Ball @jamesrball.com · 02/10/2026
Great way to demonstrate the club isn't state owned and is a totally independent business, honest.
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 02/10/2026
Of course it ended there. Of course. #CelebrityTraitors
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Frustrated Annoyed Woman
Alt: Frustrated Annoyed Woman
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 01/10/2026
Ross Kemp is already my favourite 😂 #TheTraitors
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Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
me every time they mention TikTok dancing #scd #strictly
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FalconWizard @falconwizard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ed Sheeran having his show at Robert Kraft’s stadium canceled due to weather is not just funny, but cosmically hilarious.
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 22/09/2026
Exquisite thread. The little shit stain who is trying to tell everyone how "easy" it is to just not be poor goes to the Ed Sheeran school of public relations.
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 20/09/2026
2001. I remember the day very clearly. I played a country that me and a friend called "Germanies" It quite literally changed my life for a whole bunch of reasons I won't go into here.
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Sid Meier's Civilization Pixel Art Units
Alt: Sid Meier's Civilization 1 in all of its pixilated glory
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James Ball @jamesrball.com · 20/09/2026
"Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational triumphal arch!"
Palpatine from Star Wars
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 20/09/2026
That's it, it's over. No coming back from this.
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 20/09/2026
Any apology that has to be read off a teleprompter while you've got your hand in your pocket looking like you're getting a bit of annoying but necessary admin out of the way is NOT a genuine apology.
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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I mean, I am a gay man and I think about cock less often than Hegseth or RFK Jr do.
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 19/09/2026
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Woman Takes a Sip
Alt: Woman taking a sip out of a mug because the tea is *good*
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Man who supported Brexit then fucked off to Monaco to avoid contributing a penny of his £15 billion fortune to public services makes the mistake of thinking anyone gives a shit what he thinks.
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 19/09/2026
It's hard to have any faith in humanity as a species when "fridge styling" becomes a thing
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 18/09/2026
Ah yes, because Parliament sticking their oar in is going to dramatically improve the quality of our Eurovision entries 😂
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Time to deport all these fighting age men terrorising our patriotic lifeboat volunteers www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
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Lifeboat station in Portsmouth forced to temporarily shut after far-right action
RNLI facility had been targeted by activists trying to stop asylum seekers landing in boats from the Channel
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 17/09/2026
For fucks sake we're going to have to go back to Mastodon aren't we?
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 16/09/2026
Immensely looking forward to the Piddington/Brill war of 2027 that results in 2 gardens being annexed as part of peace negotiations
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Josiah Mortimer @josiahmortimer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Bloomberg Economics forecast on energy bills is a bit terrifying. Forecasting a jump of 25% in bills this coming Jan - average hike of £427 p/a to around £2,150 a year for avg household. I'm sure Govt will be forced to act if it approaches that, but still. Get solar and insulation if you can...
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 14/09/2026
It's almost like it's not that hard to stop the absolute shenanigans we're seeing going on in UK politics right now 🤷‍♂️
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 14/09/2026
Time to find a Scottish/Welsh/Irish husband or start a real Northumbrian Independence Party then I guess
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"You shouldn't use so much profanity and hostile language when talking to racists online because it distracts from your argument." Gonna be honest with you, pals: I don't think we use *enough* profanity and hostility when talking to avowed racists. Let's crank this shit up to a 15. Lean into shame.
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Jon 🎄 @pifflevalve.eurosky.social · 08/09/2026
Fixed
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 07/09/2026
Really looking forward to this AI going full Danny Dyer and start calling everyone geezer and a daft c*nt whenever they ask it a question.
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Jonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Abolish the Home Office.
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Jonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I simply do not understand what's going on in Labour that renders its leaders incapable of finding a TV camera and speaking out against street violence. Even if you assume they agree about immigration, violence is wrong, unpopular AND against the interests of any even vaguely left wing govt.
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 04/09/2026
There were 3 men in that video but only 2 have been shown the door...
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David Rose: I'm Just Throwing It Out There (Schitt's Creek)
Alt: David Rose: I'm Just Throwing It Out There (Schitt's Creek)
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Ian McDougall @ianmcdougall.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Chris Mason currently working on his 'How these allegations about Reform is bad news for Andy Burnham' piece.
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 03/09/2026
I guess there's no need for all of those fucking data centers everywhere now then is there?
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 02/09/2026
He needed to do this directly to camera after saying that:
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Agnes's Iconic Wink from WandaVision
Alt: Agnes's Iconic Wink from WandaVision
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 01/09/2026
👀
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 31/08/2026
I know who Hasan Piker is thanks to the visa drama earlier on this year. I've heard the name "Markiplier" before but when I saw his face for the first time in this article I thought it was an Adam Driver lookalike. The others... 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 28/08/2026
General Kenobi looks a bit different to how I remember him
A message request from a booby bot saying only "Hello there"
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 28/08/2026
This is the route Rockstar should have taken
Wallace and Gromit A Grand Theft Auto
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express
All the Star Trek characters played by Jeffrey Combs
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 26/08/2026
C&C Red Alert 3 playthrough tonight I think 😟
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Larry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Farewell, Dolly x
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 24/08/2026
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Game Of Thrones: Ygritte to Jon Snow
Alt: Game Of Thrones: Ygritte saying "you know nothing Jon Snow
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 22/08/2026
Feeling good about my 6 pence bet on Hull winning the PL this season 😂
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 19/08/2026
*Laughs in GTA RP*
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Andrew Fisher @fisherandrew79.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The Government should explore telling water companies to f*** off with that idea. And then take them into public ownership.
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 17/08/2026
Oh no, here we go again...
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 16/08/2026
1. Humans fill internet knowledge 2. Humans create AI 3. AI scrapes internet to learn everything 4. AI fills internet with confident nonsense 5. AI scrapes new nonsense and gets dumber 6. Humans go back to relying on humans for facts This is what The Lion King's "Circle of Life" was all about, kids
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Richard Sambrook @sambrook.eurosky.social · 16/08/2026
BBC’s coverage of Reform’s welfare plans is frankly bizarre. Headlines in Ten, leading on some radio networks. Reform are not even the official opposition and the plans have less credibility than Count Binface. Will BBC News do the same for Lib Dem and Greens policy two years out from an election?
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 14/08/2026
Can you believe it? Jonathan Bailey set up a brand new Bluesky account just to slide into my DMs! He's a rascal that fella
A screenshot of a message request from a bot pretending to be Jonathan Bailey. The message simply says "What's up man"
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 14/08/2026
Instant -10% off Burnhams poll numbers for making the entire country shit itself simultaneously over disposable barbecues
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James Ball @jamesrball.com · 14/08/2026
No one wants this! Westminster has redicalosed itself against net zero targets. The public has not! These policies are popular, not least because the public only has to look out the window to see the need for climate action.
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 14/08/2026
@libdems.org.uk
Paddington pushing Ed Davey off a paddle board - No ai used
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 14/08/2026
Farage picking up right where he left off as MP by... refusing to go to Clacton for his own by-election result 🙃
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 14/08/2026
Watching live subtitles try to cope with Count Binface as he's being interviewed on Sky News is good fun
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