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Dorian Lord Zedd

@zeddrick.bio
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My supervillain name is Frozen Rotundra; my power is unlimited unfunny jokes. 📍🐦‍🔥 🏜️ National Underwear Day wishlist www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/EAM4Q…

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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 30/09/2026
Eevee absolutely refused to get down unless I promised to take a pic and share it.
A calico cat named Eevee sitting on top of a desk
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 29/09/2026
#twt finally taking my first break of the day to scarf down lunch
Headless selfie of a guy in a white fruit of the loom ribbed tank and fruit of the loom white briefs. He's sitting on a couch eating a large bowl of salad. (Tighty whities)
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 29/09/2026
I love salads, and eat them often, but never consistent about putting them together. I just log everything as I go depending on my mood. Gonna try consistency with all these pre-measured. (Lettuce and dressing stored separately of course)
Seven deli containers filled with vegetables that have been pre-weighed to make eating and macro logging more convenient
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 29/09/2026
Can't sleep. The forecast for today is grumpy.
Mirrored closet doors reflecting a guy in bed
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 29/09/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 29/09/2026
"Dorian L. Zedd, you're pre-qualified for a personal loan up to 159K based on your credit score and employment history. Click to check your rates." How do I know they're full of shit? Because That's not even my real name 😆
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 29/09/2026
If I'm not gonna be man crush, I'm gonna be monochrome. #mcm ft Eevee Littles Meowskowitz
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clayclay 🩷 🏳️‍🌈 @clayclaycxc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Goal 1: be the best I can be Goal 2: find a man 10-15 years older than me that has a lucrative career and can fund my life style
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 27/09/2026
We're gonna see Avengers: Infinity War here before going to see Avengers: Endgame Encore. There's a decent chance I'll have a few bottles of wine in me and not remember Encore but I do regret not seeing it in theaters years ago.
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 27/09/2026
Technically this counts as a Saturday night round of FIND THE EEVEE
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 26/09/2026
Quote post what you bring to interviews instead of iced coffee (Wrong answers only)
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 26/09/2026
I may have gone a bit overboard but a deal is a deal
Headless selfie of a guy wearing a grey ribbed tank and hot pink jock sitting at a table with two orders of Wingstop wings, carrot sticks, fries, and ranch
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 26/09/2026
Someone carry me to the car and take me to Long John Silver's. I have cravings.
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 26/09/2026
📢 🎬 🍿
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 26/09/2026
What are my body-count vibes? (͡o‿O͡)
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 26/09/2026
Hopefully no one needs us because we're busy watching Extracted
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 26/09/2026
This guy forgot to go buy coffee for the morning but I've cemented myself into the couch for the evening
Selfie making a scrunched face of disappointment
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 25/09/2026
Re: Ben #AHS13
static.klipy.com
Animaniacs Yakko And Wakko Say Hellllo, Nurse!
ALT: Animaniacs Yakko And Wakko Say Hellllo, Nurse!
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 25/09/2026
✅ Workout ✅ Migrated from Bluesky to Northsky ✅ Made dinner ⬛ Eat dinner ⬛ Watch AHS13 ⬛ Sleep
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 25/09/2026
Day over. Is 630PM too early for sleeps?
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 24/09/2026
Speaking of signature gifs/memes... what would you say yours is?
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 24/09/2026
Two things I can't believe: It's not butter 😲 It's not even 1 PM yet 😫
Headless selfie of a guy sitting at his desk wearing a white tank top and peach boxer briefs
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 24/09/2026
I can hardly be trusted alone in a room with nuts
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 23/09/2026
I really should've measured before buying a weight bench/rack setup. Now gotta tell myself the inconvenience of its size is a small price to pay for getting in shape.
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JW @joewadlington.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
how do people who don’t eat ice cream know when it’s bedtime ??
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 23/09/2026
My 9 games my9games.net/en/edit
A 3x3 graphic grid titled "My 9 Games: The 9 Games That Shaped Who I Am," featuring cover art for nine iconic video games.
The selected games in order from left to right, top to bottom:
 * Row 1: Ms. Pac-Man, Super Mario World, and Mortal Kombat 3
 * Row 2: Tetris, Paperboy, and Overwatch
 * Row 3: Metroid, Mario Kart: Double Dash!!, and The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 23/09/2026
This day has really been just too much
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 22/09/2026
There's never a bad time to hear a Taylor Dayne song. That's just science.
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 22/09/2026
Careful, I bite.
Black and white self of a guy with his mouth open slightly, showing his teeth
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 22/09/2026
I have a very sensitive sense of smell so these GNC Mega Men Multivitamins required me to buy an airtight container to place the whole bottle in. Now I'm afraid to open it to grab one 🤢
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 21/09/2026
Monday grubby and grumpy
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 21/09/2026
Share a TV or movie villain or villainess you find sexy 🥵🖤
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 21/09/2026
This storyline with the unnamed AI (Ana Šavija) in Brice is tedious. She's so annoying. The whole premise is annoying. #TheArk
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 21/09/2026
I've gotten to season 8 of Mom and what kind of fucked up M. Night Shyamalan twist is this that Anna Faris is gone? I'm messaging her demanding an apology.
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 21/09/2026
Describe your Bluesky account with a single image.
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 20/09/2026
Why do they insist on having Ewan McGregor hide his accent. He's never been good at it. Leave him and his sexy accent alone.
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 20/09/2026
I only snored for 1 minute last night. Please form an orderly line for me, boys.
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 20/09/2026
Timid nudism
Mirror headless selfie of a guy wearing a peach sleeveless tee and blush colored CK boxer briefs
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 20/09/2026
Charging my mirror during movie time is called being productive 🍿
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 19/09/2026
This is the reunion I needed to see 😂
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 19/09/2026
I think I've seen maybe three Sandra Bullock films in my whole life but after her interview on Good Hang with Amy Poehler I think I'll see another. I got Bird Box and Gravity. What should I watch?
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 19/09/2026
This boy needs pasta bolognese
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 19/09/2026
I'm tasty but remember to tenderize before eating
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 19/09/2026
Eevee the Cat is captivated by Sandra Bullock
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 19/09/2026
Now to find a sugar daddy to buy me a record player
Madonna Confessions II Bilt edition vinyl
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 18/09/2026
Personally, I like that my hand can't even grab one full butt cheek of mine. What say you?
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 18/09/2026
It's thighsday innit
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 18/09/2026
Someone bring this boy some sherbet
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 17/09/2026
Moderator: Mr Sheeran, spell "genocide" Ed: k-e-r-f-u-f-f-l-e
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 17/09/2026
"You even suck at napping. Great work, loser"
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