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Andy

@andystan.eurosky.social
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Tired. So very, very tired.

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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 18/09/2026
...we're going to end up sending Michael Gove doing his best Bez dancing aren't we?
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 07/09/2026
Really looking forward to this AI going full Danny Dyer and start calling everyone geezer and a daft c*nt whenever they ask it a question.
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 28/08/2026
General Kenobi looks a bit different to how I remember him
A message request from a booby bot saying only "Hello there"
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 17/08/2026
🙄
A picture of a bluesky message box saying "Whoops, unable to connect, please check your internet and try again" Implying that once again, Bluesky is having trouble functioning.
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 14/08/2026
Can you believe it? Jonathan Bailey set up a brand new Bluesky account just to slide into my DMs! He's a rascal that fella
A screenshot of a message request from a bot pretending to be Jonathan Bailey. The message simply says "What's up man"
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 06/08/2026
I really hope the companys preferred candidate gets through multiple interviews and then seriously asks about the £8m salary just to see the HR person only then realise their typo in the job listing in real time and they react like this:
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 31/07/2026
There isn't much I miss from facebook, but the Star Trek groups on there were a lot of fun, and the memes that it generated were often excellent when someone did something drag worthy in the comments:
A still taken from Star Trek; the next generation. Captain Picard is sat at a dining table with Dr Crusher to his left and La Forge to his right. Behind him stands Commander Data, saying to characters who are off-screen at this particular moment, "Could you please continue the petty bickering? I find it most intriguing" - it is sometimes used as a meme for people who are fighting in the comments of Star Trek facebook groups.
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 20/07/2026
Breaking: Chips are vegan.
Dale Vince, a major Labour donor being interviewed on Sky News while wearing a t-shirt proclaiming "Chips are Vegan"
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 19/07/2026
Ha. He did a funny. #SpaArg
A screencap from a Sky Sports text feed of the World Cup Final.

The commentator saying, after Spain scored the first goal, "Right. Now it's time to bring on six defenders." In reference to the England managers dog shit tactics when in the same position in the semi final, which was also against Argentina.
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 07/07/2026
Blanche from the UK soap Coronation Street, sat with a glass of sherry in hand saying "Beautiful piece of television"
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 06/07/2026
😂😂😂
"Not all hope is lost for England though. FIFA may suspend Quansahs red card should they get through..."
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 04/07/2026
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 30/06/2026
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 26/06/2026
I'm so tired
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 26/06/2026
britmonkey.com/2020s-politi Quite happy with this
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 23/06/2026
Burnham could sweep the entire north in the next GE if he subsidises air con units for every household north of Birmingham.
The same picture showing the temperature tomorrow in my home town. But in freedom units for non-EU folks. 

87 on the dial, feels like 96. Pain. Suffering. People in the streets using flamethrowers to cool down.A picture showing the temperature in my home town tomorrow - 31 degrees Celsius on the dial, will feel like 36 Celsius.

Civilisation will collapse. Mr Whippy ice cream will be more valuable than gold. Fights will break out in Aldi over the last tiny air con cube like in Black Fridays in days of yore.
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 19/06/2026
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 18/06/2026
History teachers all over the world upon learning that Trump signed his "peace treaty" at Versailles
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 17/06/2026
Drop some VILLAINS 🦹🖤😈
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 13/06/2026
Bad news, everyone
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 12/06/2026
They missed a trick with this - they could have invited Stephen Colbert to give a live running commentary just to really get under his orange skin
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 10/06/2026
Without downloading new pics what is it like to date (and/or be married to) you?
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 31/05/2026
I've seen that kind of top before somewhere....
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 29/05/2026
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 26/05/2026
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 24/05/2026
Fuck this, time to move to the North Pole or something.
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 22/05/2026
Proper childhood memory was watching her show us how being abroad felt like a completely different world and i'm fairly sure it was a big factor behind my parents opting for us to go abroad as a family for the first time when I was about 10 years old
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 22/05/2026
Probably the same one 🤷‍♂️
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 21/05/2026
I'm so fucking ready for CHAOS WITH ED MILIBAND 🔥🔥🙌🔥🔥
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 14/05/2026
I had exactly the same thought
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 12/05/2026
It's time
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 12/05/2026
I'm sure the cabinet are fully behind the PM right now.... and they're behind him looking at him like Janeway looked at Tuvix:
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 10/05/2026
"I mean, I like Keir Starmer.... I like Andy Burnham.... but who's better? There's only one way to find out...."
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 26/04/2026
I'm fairly sure this place has them too
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 16/04/2026
Even Starmer has had enough of Blueskys technical issues today 🤭
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 14/04/2026
Genuinely one of the hardest grids i've ever done. So many answers can be swapped around/substituted here. Eg. I also love the soundtrack of Black Flag and the combat in Destiny 2 so they're interchangable. Sea of Thieves desperately needs a remake or a sequel at this stage.
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 11/04/2026
Splashdown!
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 07/04/2026
They just put tr*mp on to talk to the astronauts...
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 06/04/2026
I can see my house from here 👀
A picture from the Artemis 2 space craft as it begins to journey around the dark side of the moon. The picture contains the spacecraft in the left of the shot. The moon, very dimly lit, in the centre. And a very small earth in the distance on the right, the picture therefore contains all of humanity at once, even those in space.
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 04/04/2026
IYKYK 🙏
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 28/03/2026
I blame @yamikurii.bsky.social for putting warframe back in my head 😠
A screenshot of warframe gameplay. Featuring the bestest boi Rhino.
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 23/03/2026
Same energy:
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 20/03/2026
A mock up of Anderson Cooper sat at a newsdesk with a CNN chiron reading "because... of course" highlighting the complete lack of surprise at a the latest extremely idiotic move from the white house.
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 20/03/2026
The well known Grim Reaper meme, showing the deaths of wearable tech and now the metaverse, with death knocking on a door marked AI bubble hinting that it might be next.
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 16/03/2026
To be fair Celia deserves an award all of her own between the farting and the doll challenge
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 13/03/2026
The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 12/03/2026
A poster warning of strong winds in the UK, or gale force winds, however it is a play on words featuring UK soap character Gail Platt. So the poster reads "Strong Gails" with the character name spelling and her characters face photoshopped onto various bodybuilders lifting weights.
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 11/03/2026
Oh, of course, definitely... yeah...
A still from the Simpsons showing Marge hiding her face to avoid shame
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 06/03/2026
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Andy @andystan.eurosky.social · 04/03/2026
Say what now? 👀
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