iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

I just converted a monthly subscription to annual, saving £7.89 every year. Let me know if this makes you horny

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How many times has he been booked for an appearance and then it's a bit awkward but they've already sold the tombola tickets so they don't say anything

Screenshot of the Rayo website showing a radio presenter called Ken Bruce who isn't the Ken Bruce everyone thinks of

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Let me cook you dinner sometime (Chicken dippers, potato waffles and baked beans followed by a trifle)

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I just navigated a tortuous route through my mobile provider's website to switch to a cheaper plan (paying more was easy to find, strangely) but it's not obvious how the switch happens so I could lose my number and this connection could go dead at any mome

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Yeah they do that when you spell their name like that when it’s right there in the screenshot you dumb fuck

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Kate Thornton being mysterious about a song she’s going to play: “Dolly Parton came up with this song while filming 9 to 5 with Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin and it was featured in the film” Oh what could it be Kate.

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12 weeks until the Christmas decoration goes back up in the attic

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Neighbour: “our recycling bag is full so I’ve put a couple of things in yours. hope that’s ok!” I’ve returned them with advice to try the recycling centre because it’s half a lawnmower engine

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I'm seeing these 9 movies things people are posting and some of them don't have Clue OR Airplane! in them? Not sure how these people function as human beings tbh

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If you mention your alt without linking to it and people reply saying it's good, I'm just going to see which accounts they followed recently

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I just watched a YouTube video on historic abandoned/demolished stations and one of them was King’s Cross Thameslink… which I remember using 👴

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Roasted parsnips for dinner, like it’s Christmas or something. I just need a creepy uncle, a family argument and a crafty wank in my childhood bedroom and it’ll be like the real thing

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Has your local Texaco rebranded to 'Valero'?

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Ok, who's got the Sunday Fear?

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One of you said something unpleasant about someone else about 3 weeks ago and I've not spoken to you since but you've not noticed so that was a waste of time wasn't it

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I went to Home Bargains for a look around and came out with soap, off-brand tea bags and an advent calendar for the dog

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Ok I’m here to touch you in special ways

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I think my Brexity dad just said it was all a mistake and we should “think about getting closer to Europe”

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12 weeks to Christmas. What do you want

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What site are you on right now Jon? Oh, it's just...

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Just having a cup of tea and a chocolate hob nob if anyone cares

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My electricity unit price went down today because I fixed in April and the VAT cut just kicked in. Does anyone want to get naked in my house tonight because it's really cosy

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"You always find things in the *last* place you look!" Well of course you do. What kind of idiot would keep looking?

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There are no sweet treats in the house so I've just had a strawberry cholesterol-reducing yogurt drink when I didn't even need one

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I've just been down to the beach. *Nobody* in the sea. Not a single person! Weird

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Right! 5 days off, I just got paid and I have a 8/10 dick

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There’s a terrible busker in the city centre and I want to cut his guitar strings

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Bluesky glitching just as I’m about to take you all to bed

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Just used Stack Overflow like it’s 2021 or something

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I saw someone say keyboards should have the[: ;] key switched so you don’t have to use shift to get a colon as nobody uses the semicolon. Well actually I do, and I know how;

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I’ve set aside some time on my calendar to clear down some of the 42 tabs open in Notepad now you don’t have to save anything and they all just appear next time

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