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Andy Shamel

@andyshamel.bsky.social
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Episcopal priest • theologian • inveterate nerd: Tolkien, TTRPGs, M:tG • father of two • Oxford, UK Author of Theology and the Mythic Sensibility available now from Cambridge University Press

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Ann Leckie @annleckie.com · 02/10/2026
This! Which tells me, personally, that if they truly believe that its OK to make a sentient being that they enslave, well, they probably think it's ok to do that to humans.
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emma burnett @slashnburnett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Amirite tho
White text on yellow-orange ombré background that reads:
Don't let Al ruin your writing.
It's your writing.
Ruin it yourself.

Amirite
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Andy Shamel @andyshamel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Always good to remember that when discussing a controversial topic, “it’s not complicated” is a terrible way to start an argument. It is complicated, otherwise there would be no controversy. The complexity is not always obvious or on the surface, but it’s always there.
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Triquetra/Shane @triquetra3.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Witness
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Tweet from Chris Smyth (@merrychrissmyth):

Have I just... had a stroke halfway through reading this sign?

(store directional sign that reads:
- Bathrooms and kitchens
- Toilets
- Ham holy burger
- Rossopomodoro)
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Allan Lorde @allanlorde.com · 13/09/2026
100%. For those unfamiliar, Van Halen had a line in their rider that essentially said “no brown M&Ms.” It was a way to see if the promoter had actually read the contract. They had a shitload of gear to tour with, so if they’re skipping one thing, it’s guaranteed they’re skipping something essential.
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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
There's a point, around the age of twenty, when you have to choose whether to be like everybody else the rest of your life, or to make a virtue of your peculiarities.
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Amy-Leigh Shaw @diveamydive.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Actually you know what, let me just
A still of the character Chihiro in the film “Spirited Away”. A character called No Face is offering her a pile of false gold that has been edited and overlayed with the logos of Claude, OpenAI and Grok. She is saying, “I don’t want any. I don’t need any.”
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Hwæt! We pumpkin-spyce in pumpkin-spycedagum, pumpkincyninga nutmeg gefrunon, hu ða pumpkin-spycelingas latte mixedon.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
never surrender
neil degrasse tyson: you are not a planet

pluto:: you are not carl sagan

neil: middle finger

pluto: two middle fingers
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Andy Shamel @andyshamel.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Be like the fox who makes more tracks than necessary, some in the wrong direction. Practice resurrection. #RIPWendelBerry
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Andy Shamel @andyshamel.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Some quality writing on Death and Other Details.
Celia Chun from Death and Other Details saying “no one wields guilt better than a Catholic”Eleanor Chun from Deatj and Other Details saying “He’s an Episcopalian”
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Andy Shamel @andyshamel.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
To SPACE!! #riptimcurry
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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing
Instagram post from the official Muppets account: Few humans have earned the title of honorary Muppet more than the legendary Tim Curry. As a performer he was unparalleled - witty, charming, unnerving, and deeply funny. We will always consider it one of our greatest treasures to have been part of Long John Silver’s crew. Thank you for everything, Tim.
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Andy Shamel @andyshamel.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Yesterday, while out and about, a family with a baby (about 10mos?) took it upon themselves to take a picture of their baby next to my ginger 4-year-old. They had no English. She was wearing a hijab, and they looked like they could be from anywhere east of Rome and west of Karachi. Any ideas WTF?
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP to a legend
rob dubbin @robdubbin

MY MAN: (comes home)
ME: (nervous) how was the store
MY MAN: fine
ME: oh thank g-
MY MAN: ran into jolene
ME: oh no
MY MAN: she mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail

12:50 AM • Jul 29, 2019
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Andy Shamel @andyshamel.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The material to which the Right are reacting is already in the material we have to master for the Life in the UK test…
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Shivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Photo of a beautiful scrimshaw pie crisper made of aged ivory in the shape of a sea horse. Caption reads: Whaler made scrimshawed whale ivory Sea horse pie crimper, circa 1850.

@tonyhawktruther replies "string of words your grandpa lets out when he stubs his toe"
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Sue Cowley @suecowley.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
It's so completely obvious that using AI is antithetical to learning (as well as all the other harms) that I can't even be bothered to argue about it.
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Andy Shamel @andyshamel.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
@crossedpaths.co.uk I was just charged £70 by you. I have received no communications since I pledged, and I had assumed it hadn’t gone through. Being charged £70 out of nowhere after months and months with no communication is insane. Please how do I contact your customer service?
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 09/08/2026
The ocean heard that a billionaire refused to render aid at sea and she, her entire self spread across the world and moving at a depth unknown to humans, is preparing her revenge
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
We live in capitalism. Its power seems inescapable. So did the divine right of kings. Any human power can be resisted and changed by human beings. Resistance and change often begin in art, and very often in our art, the art of words.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, as a child. Off panel, someone says to her, “Enjoy your youth!”
The second panel shows child Sarah again, now frowning. The person off panel continues, saying “After you’re 30 you’ll be old and your life will basically be over.”
Before the last two panels there is text that reads “LIFE AFTER I TURNED 30.”
The third panel shows adult Sarah opening a door.
The fourth panel shows the door opens to a beautiful field with flowers, a rainbow, and a pond. Sarah says “Wait what.”
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Robert @ewile.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
"AI" is a marketing term. It's being used as an umbrella term for a whole host of applications.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 11/04/2026
I don't know how to explain to the people who pop up when creatives complain about "AI" to say there are legit uses for it just how much they sound like someone saying "Well actually fire is used to make bread" when people are talking about an organized arson ring burning down their fucking houses
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Graham Stark @graham.loadingreadyrun.com · 01/08/2026
What I feel when I even *consider* using an LLM is best described as… revulsion?
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Andy Shamel @andyshamel.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Big Lebowski: The Dude's White Russian
ALT: Big Lebowski: The Dude's White Russian
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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Norm McDonald of SNL says Now this might strike some viewers as harsh, but I believe everyone involved in this story should die.
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Andy Shamel @andyshamel.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Evil evil evil. Don’t use this shit. Don’t valorise it.
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Spook-ass, Christ oh boo! boo! @loukas.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
All the metaphors we use to describe heedlessly pursuing one's own destruction - lemmings, cargo cults, Easter island, etc. - are actually colonial myths based on mistakes or lies. The real analogy for heedlessly pursuing one's own destruction is the colonial society itself.
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
A father builds an adapted controller for his daughter to play Zelda: Breath of the Wild
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
"I use chatgpt as a search engine" "I use minesweeper as a website browser" "I use the lego pirate ship when I want to boil an egg"
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Jack Grimes @jackapedia.design · 16/07/2026
Furious that Chris Nolan would disregard historical accuracy in adapting The Odyssey by making a "movie" with "cameras" instead of memorizing the entire story and then going on a nationwide tour to sing it to us while tripping on ergotized barley
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Andy Shamel @andyshamel.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
In case anyone needs reminding that Elon Musk is a racist fuck.
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Reuters @reuters.com · 14/07/2026
Elon Musk's xAI has installed more than double the number of gas turbines than it has publicly acknowledged to power its Colossus 2 data center project, without federal permits, and the pollution is hitting predominantly Black neighborhoods the hardest reut.rs/4bIghEm
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Lauri Donahue @lauridonahue.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
futurism.com/future-socie... lol
As one New York financier told Financial Times journalist Gillian Tett, new hires who were seen as “AI natives” are turning out to have alarmingly shallow ideas. So much so, the anonymous finance worker admitted, that his firm now actively avoids seeking out AI-literate STEM graduates, and opts to comb through humanities students instead.
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Andy Shamel @andyshamel.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I’m done with #Aldi. I’ve had meat and fish go off before date, and now I just cut open a sweet potato to find it full of dead grubs. 🤢
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Andy Shamel @andyshamel.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
The sun is, indeed, a mass of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace. Please stop.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Graphic design is my passion.
A sign that has two concentric rings of text but it's laid out in a confusing way so it looks like the first sentence is "it's against the law to keep alcohol out of the hands of youth" and the second sentence is "supply alcohol to minors."
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Your friends think fondly of you when you aren't around. You can't stop it.
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Andy Shamel @andyshamel.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
The proliferation of UB sets has not made me enjoy Magic any less. In fact, design-wise, many of the UB cards are fun to play. But abandoning what had seemed like the joy of the setting and the flavour that made the game has just made me *care* a lot less about all of it. I'm no longer a *fan* #mtg
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Andy Shamel @andyshamel.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I feel I obscurely that I have transgressed some significant cultural norm in my adoptive land
A large jar of sun tea brewing in an English neighbourhood
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 17/06/2026
This is just to say I have eaten the plums That you bought at the store So I would have plums to eat Thank you They were excellent So tangy And plumtastic
The plum. Scalzi's plum. The plum for Scalzi.
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 17/06/2026
this may well be the defining joke of our era theonion.com/guy-who-suck...
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Guy Who Sucks At Being A Person Sees Huge Potential In AI
SAN MATEO, CA—After spending the past three decades of his life being totally unable and unwilling to engage in any meaningful way with the world around him, James Parker, a local guy who sucks at bei...
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Shivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
This is my favorite kind of history article unseen-japan.com/japan-kanji-...
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Kanji Forever? Why Japan Still Uses Chinese Characters, But Korea Mostly Doesn't - Unseen Japan
Japan spent a century trying to abolish kanji, from an 1866 petition to the shogun to a postwar novelist who wanted Japan to adopt French.
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Ruth Harley @ruthh.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Very important now for all of us who work with young people to make it very clear to them that they can still come to us about things they see online that scare or concern them, even if it's something they are banned from accessing, and we won't be angry with them.
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Andy Shamel @andyshamel.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
In case you find yourselves down Oxford way in July, @pleasantlytwstd.blacksky.app, @wheeler.bsky.social, @sergeyager.bsky.social , we will be turning cards sideways in the Canadian fashion on the 11th of July!
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