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AndyH @andyhhh.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Mike Love looks like he's having a blast with John Stamos
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AndyH @andyhhh.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Americans cannot fathom that something might not be made for their consumption. Christ the hoops people will jump through to feel offended. Take 30 seconds and research that this is an Asian ad for an Asian audience.
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AndyH @andyhhh.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
A weird thing to say about a Canadian guy who is very much in the vein of a Canadian Guy
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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 01/09/2026
I love how Werner Herzog is ALWAYS like this:
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AndyH @andyhhh.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
But not if you're in Canada :/
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
WAR PIGS BUT ITS ABOUT MILLENNIAL NOSTALGIA: do you remember drinking SNAPPLEEEEE / listening to fiona APPLLLEEE
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 13/07/2026
Flintstones was 11/10
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AndyH @andyhhh.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It's very important to speak ill if the dead if they deserve it
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AndyH @andyhhh.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Happy Father's Day
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AndyH @andyhhh.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Maybe my strongest inconsequential belief
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AndyH @andyhhh.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Stupid Manny
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AndyH @andyhhh.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Damar would do this
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AndyH @andyhhh.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
static.klipy.com
Michael Jordan: Stop It. Get Some Help.
ALT: Michael Jordan: Stop It. Get Some Help.
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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
369 J Leno Tues 97 Feb 11-21 : 10996s
Screenshot from VHS tape, video frame at 10996 seconds.
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AndyH @andyhhh.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Canadians are well aware of Bachman's bullshit factory. His weekly radio show about rock music always had to connect to the Guess Who or BTO in one way or another and it often sounded like a real stretch to get there
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bonanos @bonanos.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
For Billy Joel’s birthday, I’m re-upping @fluxblog.bsky.social’s 🎯 tweet.
Tweet from Matthew Perpetua:

the 4 Billy Joel song categories

“You Think You’re Better Than Me??”
“Look At This Asshole/These Assholes”
“Things Used To Be Better”
“Here’s Some Advice, Moron”
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AndyH @andyhhh.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
It makes sense that PP would start to brownnose Doug Ford now that Doug is on his way down in polls. Political instincts of a digested hot dog
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
MELANIA: You want me. Out of nowheres. To remind every one. Of my best friend, and child sex monster. Jeffrey Epstein?? (squints evilly) NATHAN FIELDER: (voice over) The First Lady loved my idea.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
there isn't much documentation of the Basque–Icelandic pigeon language that formed among whalers in the 1600s but at least we know these phrases
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 03/04/2026
there are two absolutely canonical Good Friday posts
tweet from @theseantcollins: JESUS CHRIST (ninth hour): Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani?

GOOFY (present at the crucifixion): Gawrshtweet from @david8hughes: Judas: still on for Friday?
Jesus: Friday?
Judas: yeah, the last supper
Jesus: the what?
Judas: supper. Normal supper with the fellas
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barnabus @othersome.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Screenshot of Joker and Batman from the Adam West Batman series surfing. Joker says "Cowabunga, Bat-Drip! As surfers go, it looks like you're all wet! Ahahaha!", to which Batman replies "Shut the fuck up! Fuck you!"
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AndyH @andyhhh.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
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AndyH @andyhhh.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Amazing job sir 👍
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AndyH @andyhhh.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Absolutely crushing for NDP
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
theonion.com
Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything
FLOWER MOUND, TX—Condemning the “woke left” for what he called the “modern evisceration of masculinity,” local conservative man Hank Daniels confirmed Monday that he was never going to stop being prou...
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AndyH @andyhhh.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
@arieltroster.com could we please have a mayor that puts in a tenth of the effort that Mr Mamdani does?
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The Mask of the Red Jeph @ass.golf · 20/03/2026
hey if "the economy" is completely decoupled from the welfare of the people, WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT OF THE ECONOMY
"people are starving but THE ECONOMY is doing great"
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 19/03/2026
Dune poster generator that reads 
Yeah i like Dune 3
OF YOUR SISTERS
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Sun Tzu's Art of Vore @rhena.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
the main message of one battle after another is that marijuana will cloud your thinking and make you forgetful but beer will give you clarity and purpose
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
wait, fuck, this is gorillaz
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
It says a hell of a lot that first the Vice President and now top military brass are planting stories in the press in an effort to absolve themselves of responsibility for the calamity that is the Iran War two weeks into the damn mission. www.wsj.com/politics/nat...
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Trump Knew the Risk of Iran Blocking the Strait of Hormuz. He Still Went to War.
The president told his White House team that Tehran would likely capitulate before closing the strait, the world’s most vital shipping lane.
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AndyH @andyhhh.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
So ask him again today. And tomorrow. And until he answers.
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AndyH @andyhhh.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
How could the President-For-Life of the Board Of Peace do such a thing
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AndyH @andyhhh.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Walker Texas Ranger, Miami Vice, Top Gun, and gobbledygook
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AndyH @andyhhh.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Imagine the head of CSIS at a hockey game, let alone in the locker room lol
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crazy ass moments in nu metal history @numetalmoment.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Wacky comedy group The Slipnutz open for Slipknot at the Meadowlands Arena in East Rutherford, New Jersey (2005)
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AndyH @andyhhh.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Imagine showing this poll to someone 5 years ago
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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I would go back in time to kill my grandfather if I was on the receiving end of this
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
tweet from ecce homie

@KWholesaler

reading:

gordon ramsey: let's have a looking at the walk-in (opens door and sees a little mushroom man eating a rotten cucumber like a banana) fuck me did you know you have a little ghoulie in there. fuck that's frightening. he's having a munch. at least somebody is enjoying the food
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AndyH @andyhhh.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Video podcasts are talk shows and we shouldn't entertain calling them anything else
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
APRIL - 2026
NON-WHITES ARE MASTERS OF THE KITCHEN
SOMEONE PUT TAJIN ON A TATER TOT CASSEROLE
FOODWAYS ARE NOW DIFFERENT
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AndyH @andyhhh.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I dunno how the Nuremberg is gonna work after the trump era is over. There are gonna be so many people that will need to be dealt with, the logistics will be a nightmare.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
There are drawdowns. And then there’s Melania Coin.
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
[guests making small talk at the Justin Trudeau & Katy Perry wedding] MARK CARNEY: ... and ultimately, this idea of a hegemon, this Monroe Doctrine-era construct of a benign hemispheral custodian, it comes straight out of Hobbes CHARLI XCX: (nodding) like only the boy can see the tiger
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AndyH @andyhhh.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Fastest YES PLEASE ever
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
i like to have 4-5 pints on a weeknight, but i do not like to have had 4-5 pints on a weeknight
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Forrest Gump: (intermittently while recounting his incredible life story at the bus stop) Really. you've never heard of any of this shit
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Jeremy C-howl @jmchao.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Lockjaw from One Battle After Another stepping into his Christmas Adventurers office.
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AndyH @andyhhh.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I feel like the french would have set the whole country on fire if masked paramilitary thugs sanctioned by the government were running around Lyon killing people on camera
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