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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well done BBC, well done 👏👏
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“Guys, they want us to go home.” 🔥 🇫🇷 French short film about what would happen to society if all the immigrants listened to angry old racist white men and left (aka the Republican agenda)
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Peter Geoghegan @petergeoghegan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
🔴 More than 80% of all the donations ever received by Nigel Farage’s Reform UK have come from just two cryptocurrency billionaires, new Democracy for Sale analysis reveals. “If that isn’t a massive corruption risk I don’t know what is.” democracyforsale.substack.com/p/breaking-8...
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BREAKING: 80% of Reform’s funding comes from two crypto billionaires
“If that isn't a massive corruption risk I don't know what is.”
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Riddle me this. If somebody donates £36 million to a political party and £5 million to its leader, how is the £5 million not political? Asking for a parliamentary standards commissioner.
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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Best damn job I ever had. 5 years ago today Lawmans of Kettering closed the gates for the last time. Myself and another driver stayed until the very end, we were the guys who turned the lights out. 14 great years. I still miss the place and probably always will.
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Mark Thompson @markreckons.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I absolutely love this that someone just posted on linkedin clearly created by AI without even rudimentary checking. Surrey appears to be trying to escape to France. Staffordshire and Oxfordshire have annexed Wales. And Labour are very strong in the county of "Monthiste". Which has never existed.
AI generated map of the UK with hallucinations up the wazoo
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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Just been and put the Beetle away in it's winter garage. Wasn't using it, the road surfaces have got that bad that I can't use it until I can get it in somewhere for suspension work to get the front lifted.
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twunktrapped by a 👻 @twunktrap.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I refuse to accept self driving cars until they can make printers that work.
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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Well that was a colossal waste of a morning, new thermostat fitted, bastard thing is still backing the coolant up into the header tank. And no, it can't be the water pump because the heaters are working so the coolant is definitely circulating. Temp gauge normal too.
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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
New thermostat fitted to the weapon of mass disappointment. I now have to go and get a new Jubilee clip to fix the hose back on. Might have accidentally used too much force getting the old one off and mildly destroyed it.
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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Those current ads with that Romesh chap asking "What has the BBC ever done for me?" are a bit daft eh? I'll tell you they did mate, they gave you a solid career of appearing on as many shows as possible so you didn't have to be a teacher anymore, that's what.
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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
WMD has come out in sympathy with Leonard @blacktopmagazine.bsky.social by eating it's second thermostat in 18 months. Bastard is spitting it's coolant out of the pressure valve on the header tank. Guess what I'm doing on my relaxing week off next week.
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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Judging by the M5 today Cornwall is going to look like a gigantic VW van dealership this weekend. Also another Vectra C driver gave me a thumbs up tonight on the way home. Are we that rare that we're acknowledging each other now? Is that an actual thing?
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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Other half asked me if I'd like to go out with her while she shops for clothes this afternoon. On reflection after spending the week roasting in a truck without AC, some of which was spent hand balling huge rolls of carpet underlay I have declined her kind offer.
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MattFuriousDriving.bsky.social @mattfd.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Will "sorry Im late and drunk, I was building a model railway till 4am and getting lagered up while I was at it" fly in the office?
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badly drawn boo! 🎃👻🧛🏼‍♀️ @soapachu.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
"Please don't use your phone whilst driving" NO JUST LOOK AT THIS GIGANTIC DASHBOARD-MOUNTED TABLET INSTEAD
Photograph of the dashboard of a Jaecoo SUV with a huge tanker mounted in the middle of the dashboard, full of apps you can get involved with, instead of focusing on safely navigating your 2000kg behemoth through the busy nighttime London streets.
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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Watching the @hubnut.bsky.social video from EM Walhalla (sp) and seriously tempted to make plans to attend the next one in the Vectra. It's 18 years old and they're disappearing from our roads at a phenomenal rate.
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David @thefatfryer.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Too good not to repost. Thanks @ghizzybear.bsky.social
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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Stanford Hall, great show as always.
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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
My lovely wife to be has ordered some notebooks for work and a new Firestick for our bedroom TV from Amazon. Order is showing dispatched with a delivery date of December 30th 2037. So we can have bedroom telly for New Year's after we have retired then. Brilliant.
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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Ok, yesterday was cool, did 0730-1620 and today is looking like 0745-1730 ish depending on traffic. This will be my new work office thingy.
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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
New job day one. Just arrived, hoping this place will be a lot less back stabby than the last one.
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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Washed and Rustival ready, just got to stick some E5 in the tank tomorrow morning.
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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Rustival on Saturday, New job on Monday. Gonna be a great week.
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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
If in doubt get the Volkswagen out.
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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
03/10/27 We will have been together 30 years on the day.
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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Went outside to fit skid plate. Put car on ramps, offered up skid plate, all is looking pretty good. Cheap trolley jack has lost all pressure, won't stay in the up position, and hasn't got the strength to lift the car. Bugger.
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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Model railways are more detailed than ever then.
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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
A very happy gotcha day to this wee beastie, acquired 30th March 2025.
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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
It's warm and sunny. Seriously regretting my choice of motor car for my commute today. I may have to fire up Das Volksmissile for the rest of the week.
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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Just editing tomorrow's dinner van to add cleaning things and searched for "sink unblocker". First result was the Buster stuff which makes sense. Next 3 suggestions were multi packs of John West tuna fish, do I stuff that down the plug hole then eh Morrisons?
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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Touching speech earlier by Donald Trump about the death of Jesse Jackson. He recalled first seeing him introduced with his brothers by Diana Ross on the TV show 'The Hollywood Palace.' He went on to say how devastated he was when Michael went solo and the band split up.
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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Today's spot. Parked up by the archetypal elderly couple. Looks mint, one for @robadcock.bsky.social and @joncoupland.bsky.social
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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
@stevehyett.bsky.social
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David @thefatfryer.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
So accurate…
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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I used the AI bot to add BRM wheels and blade bumpers with over riders to Das Volksmissile and I rather like how it looks. Not a fan of AI when it steals people's jobs but it makes my car look nicer.
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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Neil Coyle, MP for Bermondsey & Old Southwark, didn't mess about in a letter to Farage explaining Parliamentary procedure...
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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
@poorlycatdraw.bsky.social Look who showed up yesterday! Mojo (on the right) not so sure about him yet 🤣
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David @thefatfryer.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Nope. He is in politics to better the life of one Nigel Farage.
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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
First day back at work is 💩
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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
First day back at work is 💩
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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Felt the need for speed, very low speed.
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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
I don't really do this whole New Year's cack, the date change always seems a tad pointless as a thing to go nuts over. Anyway, I resolve to drive my Volkswagen more, make time for at least one of my project cars, and do more youtube. Nobody has to watch, it's pretty awful.
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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Volksigloo
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Beau @drbeaubeaumont.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
This from @vizcomic.bsky.social will never get old.
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James O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
www.theguardian.com/news/ng-inte...
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‘Of course he abused pupils’: ex-Dulwich teacher speaks out about Farage racism claims
Exclusive: Chloë Deakin tells how she wrote to Dulwich college master to argue against Farage’s nomination as prefect
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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
After everything I've eaten today I may need to go for a run tomorrow before I start on the beer again. Weather looks good, clear and dry. Oh, and by "run" I mean firing up das Volksmissile and going for a boxing day blast in the countryside.
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