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@andyh1302.bsky.social
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I have no eggs, perhaps you could direct me to a chicken.

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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 20h
Gorgeous kitty.
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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It never has but for be going full gammon over a motorcar I'll never be able to afford either buy or run seems a rather daft way to live. I know my place and it's in a poverty spec Italian city car.
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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I have no opinion because it's never going to be something I have to consider whether or not to buy one.
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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
One day mate, one day the 4 of us will meet in an Italian bar, 3 if us will discuss cars while Mrs1302 hoovers up her own body weight in Hugo spritz
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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We were there last year about a week after you and Alan had gone though and yep it's pretty awesome for car spotting.
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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That's whetted my appetite for Sicilian chod spotting in 2 weeks time 👌
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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well done BBC, well done 👏👏
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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Great show and nice to properly meet a few new folks including your good self 👍
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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I didn't come straight home, got D ti meet me at my garage and drive me home. The sense of relief having made it there in one piece when I closed the garage door was unbelievable. Nothing wrong with the car, it ran perfectly all day.
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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My drive there was quite relaxing. Drive back, different story. Listen you grade A cockwombles in your humongous wank panzers, a 55 year old lowered car isn't going to corner, accelerate, and brake like that fucking Chinese milkfloat you're sitting in 5mm from my tailpipes.
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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I try not to disturb folks when they're filming, just let them carry on 🙂
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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yet another Rustival we didn't get ti chat 🤣. You did walk past us but you had your camera in and looked like you were filming. Was with dad and brother, our first day out with the 3 of us together for about 35 years. I think next time I'll be in the 500 with the future Mrs1302 so will chat then.
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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nope, that's Transaero a defunct Russian carrier.
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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sorry mate, sort of missed this due to being stupidly busy. Thanks but I think I'm probably sticking with the 500 for now as it's saving me a lot of money in tax and fuel 🤙 Hopefully see you Saturday for a catch up.
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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'll keep a closer look out next year, I want to get to more shows in either the bug or 500
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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Didn't know it was on, must get to more shows next year. Anyways, that 500 is a fair bit nicer than mine.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“Guys, they want us to go home.” 🔥 🇫🇷 French short film about what would happen to society if all the immigrants listened to angry old racist white men and left (aka the Republican agenda)
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Peter Geoghegan @petergeoghegan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
🔴 More than 80% of all the donations ever received by Nigel Farage’s Reform UK have come from just two cryptocurrency billionaires, new Democracy for Sale analysis reveals. “If that isn’t a massive corruption risk I don’t know what is.” democracyforsale.substack.com/p/breaking-8...
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BREAKING: 80% of Reform’s funding comes from two crypto billionaires
“If that isn't a massive corruption risk I don't know what is.”
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Riddle me this. If somebody donates £36 million to a political party and £5 million to its leader, how is the £5 million not political? Asking for a parliamentary standards commissioner.
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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
See, him and his mob are not in the majority they just shout the loudest. The media are not fawning over him now, they're starting to scrutinise him. Notice how he responds? Loses his shit and throws a temper. You don't win elections behaving like that, this isn't the USA.
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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Don't panic, the tide is turning, they're slipping in the polls every month. I think that there are more folk in this country who would vote against him than for him.
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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Farage couldn't hack being PM, it would mean actually having to do work and being under constant scrutiny. He's in this for the grift, making people angry lines his pockets. As an MP he's about as useful as Stevie Wonder's binoculars.
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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Ooh another @samuelmace.bsky.social acquisition. Is it the one posted in our messenger group?
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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I'm the oldest (55) and it's middle brother (52) who is an amazing uncle to the lad and his sister. Little brother (46) is their incredible step dad, he's the only dad they've ever known. I intend to do the best job of strange uncle that I can.
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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Just re established contact with my 2 brothers after 33 years and I apparently have a trans nephew (f to m) to get to know. Trainee paramedic, sounds like a nice lad, look forward to welcoming him into the family.
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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Best damn job I ever had. 5 years ago today Lawmans of Kettering closed the gates for the last time. Myself and another driver stayed until the very end, we were the guys who turned the lights out. 14 great years. I still miss the place and probably always will.
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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It's Hubtastyclassicsnut 🤣. Being serious though, looking forward to seeing this project progress. Pity you can't trailer it to Rustival, or can you?
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Mark Thompson @markreckons.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I absolutely love this that someone just posted on linkedin clearly created by AI without even rudimentary checking. Surrey appears to be trying to escape to France. Staffordshire and Oxfordshire have annexed Wales. And Labour are very strong in the county of "Monthiste". Which has never existed.
AI generated map of the UK with hallucinations up the wazoo
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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Fancy a move up to the Tnothish Borders if these heatwaves keep happening. Summer holidays fly off to Cornwall for the Irish hospitality.
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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Ace motor when behaving
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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Hopefully moar silver to join them shortly
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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I would ask what story prompted this until I remembered that this statement fits any day that hateful rag is printed.
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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Post 58 import (could be an oval with the big window mod) probably US dry state. We poached a lot of rot free aircoolds from the states in the 90s. Low and narrow king and link beam.
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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
No mate, I didn't fancy it tbh. Hardly driven the Beetle since Rustival because the roads have got so bad in the last year it's almost undriveable. Will be at next Rustival in September, whether I keep it after that is 50/50 at the moment.
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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Forgot that was on, intended to come.
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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Just been and put the Beetle away in it's winter garage. Wasn't using it, the road surfaces have got that bad that I can't use it until I can get it in somewhere for suspension work to get the front lifted.
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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Can relate, work today was fucking unpleasant to say the least.
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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Ooh I do love poverty spec base model 1200. No fuel gauge, you had a reserve tap on the floor that you kicked open if the engine started spluttering, in theory that would get you to the next petrol station
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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
A lot of Insignias too
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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I won't be enabling it, found a lot of cool stuff because someone I follow has reposted it.
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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Had to be done m9
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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I feel your pain m9
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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The only self driving car I can accept is the black one on Television with David Hasselhoff in it.
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twunktrapped by a 👻 @twunktrap.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I refuse to accept self driving cars until they can make printers that work.
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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Well that was a colossal waste of a morning, new thermostat fitted, bastard thing is still backing the coolant up into the header tank. And no, it can't be the water pump because the heaters are working so the coolant is definitely circulating. Temp gauge normal too.
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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Yeah but it was a sod to park so probably best rid.
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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Dammit I sold my Vulcan last year for spares or repair because I couldn't find one 🙄
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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
New thermostat fitted to the weapon of mass disappointment. I now have to go and get a new Jubilee clip to fix the hose back on. Might have accidentally used too much force getting the old one off and mildly destroyed it.
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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Wow, 30 years! Where the flip did all that time go? Happy anniversary 🥳🥳🍾
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andyh1302.bsky.social @andyh1302.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Those current ads with that Romesh chap asking "What has the BBC ever done for me?" are a bit daft eh? I'll tell you they did mate, they gave you a solid career of appearing on as many shows as possible so you didn't have to be a teacher anymore, that's what.
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